For those not drinking like fish or watching basketball all day. I PRESENT THE KING (s)

Here is something via Boing Boing that is even more scary;

A Database of Elvis impersonators for your perusal.You can search by city and state throughout the United States.

 Featuring such luminary acts as Bibby Simmons, The Black Elvis from Montgomery Alabama.

Micheal O’Connor , the World Class Elvis of Philadelphia. Michael is proud to announce that oldies radio station 950 wpen and the Elvis only hour are proud sponsors of Michaels performances. Michael was ranked in the top 20 Elvis tribute artists in the world in 2002 by the largest Elvis festival sanctuned by Graceland.

These and many more are available for booking now at GigMasters.com

UPDATE:

Someone thought that Bibby was a runner up for the Notre Dame Football coaching position, but that is purely a rumor.