Body of David Hartley Murdered by Mexican Pirates/Drug Cartel Still Missing in Falcon Lake between Texas & Mexico

US-Mexican border security just took on a new look in the murder of David Michael Hartley. It is not always about a fence, some times it is about the water separating the two countries as well. How many people must die before the US takes border security serious?

Tiffany & David Michael Hartley

The body of 30 year old American citizen David Hartley is still missing after he was shot in the head and murdered by Mexican pirates on Thursday afternoon on Falcon Lake while he and his wife were jet skiing. David Michael Hartley and his wife Tiffany were on  jet skis near the historic submerged Mexican town of Guerrero Viejowhen two boats approached them and opened fire. Police believe the Mexican pirates were working for one of the local drug cartels … surprise, surprise, surprise.

However, Zapata County Sheriff Sigifredo Gonzalez Jr. said that area is said to be in the control of Zetas and other drug gang followers.

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Paris Hilton Arrested in Las Vegas on Cocaine Charge

What happens in Vegas does not stay in Vegas if you are Paris Hilton.

Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Cy Waits were arrested in Las Vegas, Nevada on suspected possession of cocaine.  The 29 year old Paris Hilton was arrested after a traffic stop by police in which an undisclosed amount of cocaine was allegedly found in her purse .  Hilton and her boyfriend were booked at Clark County jail, Hilton was released on her own recognizance early Saturday morning. However, 34 year old Waits remained held pending a court appearance on a charge of driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

Paris Hilton, Famous for being what again?

LAS VEGAS – Paris Hilton was arrested on the Las Vegas Strip late Friday after police saw a cloud of what they suspected was marijuana smoke wafting from the windows of a black Cadillac Escalade driven by her boyfriend, then found a small amount of cocaine in her possession.

A crowd quickly gathered near the stop on Las Vegas Boulevard near the Wynn Las Vegas resort at about 11:30 p.m. PDT Friday, and Hilton was taken into the hotel “to keep her safe” during the initial investigation, police said.

The 29-year-old socialite and her boyfriend Cy Waits were booked into the Clark County jail, police said. Watch commander Lt. Wayne Holman said Hilton was released early Saturday morning.

 According to TMZ, Paris Hilton has hired top Vegas attorney, David Chesnoff.

Justice Department Seeking Individuals who Speak Ebonics … Obama’s New Job Program?

The US Justice Department is hooked on Ebonics …

The US Justice Department is seeking people who speak Ebonics. Wait a minute, you mean this is a real story? It reads like a SNL skit or an article from The Onion. Ebonics is a dialect, are you kidding? Wonder how the Cajun folks feel this? Sorry if I am in the camp that Ebonics is a ”bastardization of the English language”. The Department of Justice needs Ebonics translators to help monitor, translate, and transcribe the secretly recorded conversations of subjects of narcotics investigations. Who knew “crack” was called something different in Ebonics?

The Department of Justice is seeking to hire linguists fluent in Ebonics to help monitor, translate, and transcribe the secretly recorded conversations of subjects of narcotics investigations, according to federal records.

A maximum of nine Ebonics experts will work with the Drug Enforcement Administration’s Atlanta field division, where the linguists, after obtaining a “DEA Sensitive” security clearance, will help investigators decipher the results of “telephonic monitoring of court ordered nonconsensual intercepts, consensual listening devices, and other media”

The DEA’s need for full-time linguists specializing in Ebonics is detailed in bid documents related to the agency’s mid-May issuance of a request for proposal (RFP) covering the provision of as many as 2100 linguists for the drug agency’s various field offices. Answers to the proposal were due from contractors on July 29.

 

As Wizbang states … Life imitates Airplane, “oh stewardess, I speak jive.” Who knew Airplane was just ahead of it’s time. What will this be passed off as, more Obama job creation?

Maybe the DOJ can hire some folks who speak “Downeast” Mainiac, becaause aya, ya can’t get theya from hera. Maybe they can also hire some folks who speack South Jersey or Valley girl as well. I guess it is a good thing for the DOJ that Snooki from Jersey Shore will be releasing a dictionary.

Unreal, that this is what constitutes as sanity in this daya and age or as they say in Ebonics … iz ya’ll kidding, Ebonics a dialect … wa’tch will these assclowns think o’ next?

Obama’s Idea of Taking on the Issue of Illegal Immigration & Mexican Drug Trafficking … Warning Signs

Obama’s tough stance on border security, more Barack Obama ”Hope & Change” …

Checkout President Barack Hussein Obama’s get tough strategy on illegal immigration in Arizona … Warning signs. That is correct, this is Obama’s answer to illegals, drug and human trafficking into the United States of America. Instead of securing the border and arresting illegals, Obama is providing signs with the following on them, “Travel Caution: Smuggling and Illegal Immigration May Be Encountered In This Area.” Are you serious?

 

It has been claimed from Washington, DC that Arizona is as safe as it has ever been. Does this look safe to you America, Mexican drug cartels are threatening police officers in border towns that they will kill them if they do not look the other way and allow drug smuggling to occur.

“The word was that these particular officers would be targeted if they were ever in that area again and were not on duty and intercepted any drug trafficking,” Kirkham said. “It said they should look the other way.”

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California Couple, Patrick Fousek & Samantha Tomasini, Face Child Endangerment Charges for Trying to Sell 6 Month Old Baby at Walmart

You can buy pretty much everything at WALMART these days, who knew you could buy a baby as well? What was the going rate … $25! Sick, absolutely sick.

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A California couple, 38 year old Patrick Fousek and 20 year old Samantha Tomasini were arraested and  face child endangerment charges after police say they tried to sell their 6 month-old baby for $25 outside a Walmart store in Salinas, CA. According to reports, the couple approached two woman in the parking lot in an attempt to sell the child. The woman thought that it was a joke until they realized that the situation was disgustingly serious.

Salinas police spokesman, Officer Lalo Villegas, said Thursday that Patrick Fousek, 38, and Samantha Tomasini, 20, were arrested early Wednesday, hours after Fousek allegedly approached two women outside Walmart and asked if they’d like to purchase his child.

Here is a big shock to all … the couple selling the child were meth heads! The 6 month old little girl has been taken into protective custody.  The police tracked down the couple and reportedly found the parents living in squalor and high on methamphetamines.

Fousek and Tomasini were arrested at 1 a.m. Wednesday at their home. Officers said the couple appeared high on methamphetamine and the house was in disarray. A police report also claimed that Tomasini told Child Protective Services, who took the baby, that she had breast-fed the infant while under the influence, Villegas said.

The couple was also booked on charges of being under the influence of narcotics, and Fousek was also served with an extra charge of violating probation. Villegas did not have details of Fousek’s previous brush with the law.

UPDATE I: Jail House Justice … Inmates attack father in Salinas $25 baby-sale case.

Joran Tested Positive for Marijuana and Cocaine

According to news out today, Joran has tested possible for marijuana and cocaine. He told officials about occasional marijuana use but neglected to tell them about the cocaine.

Here is one of the articles through the translator:

Mexican President Felipe Calderon Criticizes Arizona Immigration Law from WH Press Conference as President Obama Looks on and Says Nothing

Remember when US Presidents used to defend the United States of America? Not this one.

Obama looked on as Mexican President attacks Arizona law from the White House press conference. Mexican President Felipe Calderon criticized the American law while visiting the White House. All this while Obama did nothing to defend the United States of America.

What are the odds that Mexican President Felipe Calderon has not read the law either?

No mention from the Mexican President about the murders, kidnappings, drug and human traficking on the US-Mixico border. Instead a complict US President allowed a foreigner in the Rose Garden slam the USA. Gee President Obama, no bow today?

ABC News: Mexican President Felipe Calderon took the unusual step Wednesday morning of criticizing an American law while visiting the White House, saying cooperation is needed to fix the US-Mexican immigration issue but “such laws as the Arizona law that is forcing our people to face discrimination. If we are divided, we cannot overcome these problems.” (Breitbart TV)

It has become obvious that President Barack Hussin Obama must go as President of the United States.Obama is supposed to defend the US Constitution and the people of the United States. That would be the legal ones President Obama.

Instead, at a WH presser Obama stood there and allowed a foreign President criticize an Arizona state law on illegal immigration that mirrors the federal law on immigration. Of course Obama did … because Obama might as well be the Mexican President. Calderone stated, “such laws as the Arizona law that is forcing our people to face discrimination.” Was it not Barack Hussein Obama who without even knowing what had transpited in Cambridge, Mass regarding a black Harvard professor and cops, stated that “the police acted stupidly.”

What did Obama have to say in response to Calderon’s comments. ABC was the weak, lame response.

He said a “fair reading” of the law — suggesting that he has read the legislation, unlike his Attorney General as of last week — indicates those who are at risk of being deemed possibly illegal could face “harassment” and that the judgments law enforcement would need to make to apply the law are “troublesome.”

The Justice Department is looking at the legislation, the president said, to make sure it’s consistent with “our core values” and “existing legal precedent.”

Hey Felipe, maybe you would like to discuss how Mexico deals with illegals from South and Central America in Mexico? Your laws seem a be discriminatory, eh?

Just a note to the clueless Obama and his reading challenged minions you might want to get a read on how Americans feel about illegals Mexicans in the USA. 67% of legal American voters say Mexico does not want to stop its citizens from
entering the United States illegally.

EXIT QUESTION: What do you think Ronald Regan would have done if he were President and witness to the Mexican President’s comments?

Thanks Barack Obama … Under Obamacare Rapists & Sex Offenders Could Get Federally Subsidized Viagra

Thank you Barack Obama, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and the rest of the Democrats for allowing sex offenders to access Viagra via Obamacare.

So how will Democrats defend this little gem in November and Obama in 2012?

Well isn’t this special. Yet another reason to be against Obamacare. This time according to Roll Call, Obamacare will allow rapists and sex offenders to get federally subsidized Viagra and other sexual performance enhancing drugs.

The Congressional Research Service confirmed in a memo Wednesday that rapists and sex offenders may get federally subsidized Viagra and other sexual performance enhancing drugs under the recently passed health care reform law — information that Republicans charge will haunt Democrats in upcoming elections.

Remember that Republican Senator Tom Coburn offered an amendment that would have prohibited federal funds from being used to purchase Viagra and Cialis to rapists and child molestors.  The amendment failed and Obamacare was allowed to have tax payer $’s afford rapists sex enhancing drugs. BRILLIANT!

Red State offers some good news and some bad news.

So that is the bad news, at least it is if you are living in the vicinity of a currently incapacitated rapist or child molester or if you are a Democrat senator in a Red or purple state who voted against Senator Coburn’s amendment.

Now for the good news.

If you are raped Obamacare will cover the cost of your abortion and any mental health counseling you may require. When life gives you lemons, etc.

So I guess the Dems are going after the sex offender, rapist, child molester voting block.

Daily Commentary – Monday, March 29th, 2010 – Response to a Listener

March 29th, 2010

* Dana responds to a comment posted on March 25th’s commentary regarding the war on drugs.

Daily Commentary – Monday, March 29th, 2010 – Response to a Listener [2:15m]: Download

Posted March 30, 2010 by
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Home Run Fraud Mark McGuire Finally Admits Steroid Use

Breaking News … Shocker … Mark McGuire Admits STEROID use!!!

The headline might want to read … McGuire finally admits he is a cheater as he cries!

Yes, I am being completely sarcastic. The fact that Mark McGuire has finally admitting steroid use is probably one of the worst breaking news stories, maybe ever. What honest minded baseball fan or any one with a clue really did not think that McGuire did not use the juice and that pretty much ever HR record he broke, i.e. most HR’s in a season in 1998 was not a complete joke. The Hall of Fame voters certainly did as McGuire has never come close to getting enough votes for Cooperstown and never will.

Mark McGwire finally came clean, admitting he used steroids when he broke baseball’s home run record in 1998, but he also said he didn’t need performance-enhancing drugs to hit the long ball.

McGwire said in a statement sent to The Associated Press on Monday that he used steroids on and off for nearly a decade. Later Monday, however, he disputed that the drugs gave him more power to hit homers.

“I was given a gift to hit home runs,” he told Bob Costas on MLB Network.

Sobbing and sniffling, Mark McGwire finally answered the steroid question. Oh good grief, MAN UP … THERE IS NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!!!

Shame on Major League Baseball, shame on the players who used PED and shame on the media for only wanting to cover the long home runs for ratings rather than ask themselves how all of a sudden did so many HR’s start popping out of the ball parks. As per ESPN, Mark McGuire is now the sixth player in the top 15 of the all-time MLB home run list linked to performance-enhancing drugs. And yes ESPN, you are not with out blame in the steroid era of baseball as well.

Let’s have MLB make this right and return Babe Ruth as the Home Run King and Roger Maris as the most in one year at 61*, even though he needed more game. Rid the record books of steroids once and for all.

Hot Air brings up probably the most heinous and tragic  moment of McGuire’s steroid use and confessions. Imagine having to call the widow of Roger Maris and tell her, yea I beat your dead husbands record by cheating. NICE!

The most painful detail? He phoned Roger Maris’s widow today and had to explain that he broke her dead husband’s record by cheating his ass off. Exit question: 12-time All-Star, 583 home runs. Hall of Famer? After this, I say no.

Posted January 12, 2010 by
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