Al Gore, a Massage Therapist, a Credible Sexual Assault Complaint … The Real Inconvenient Truth

YOU CAN CALL ME AL …

Welcome to the real “Inconvenient Truth” for Al Gore … Massage therapists, muffled moans and sexual assault allegations, oh my.

Based on the premise, that at the very least there is a little truth in everything and at worst, Al “Mr Global Warming” Gore just may be a sex crazed poodle, what will come of the allegations against Gore and the massage therapist alleged sexual assault incident?

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Al Gore displays the 10 finger massage

The allegation that Al Gore sexually assaulted a woman in a Portland, Ore., hotel room nearly four years ago has dealt a serious blow to the former vice president’s story that he and wife Tipper simply “grew apart” after 40 years of marriage.

The police report of the masseuse’s complaint is 73 pages long and extremely detailed. According to the document, she got a call from the front desk of the trendy Hotel Lucia on the night of Oct. 24, 2006. The hotel had a special guest. Could she come at 10:30 p.m.?

The police report and audio account of the incident read like a tawdry paperback bodice ripper. Audio can be heard HERE. Good grief. What a pathetic situation, the only thing missing from this account with Gore is some cheesy ’70′s porn music.

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Yikes, National Enquirer Reports Al Gore Sex Scandal … Accused of Sexual Attack (Sexual Assault)???

Can you say “global warming,” how about “lock box”? How about OMG!

Wow, talk about your headlines you thought you would never read … Al Gore accused of sexual assault? As bizarre as it might be, that is what the National Enquirer is reporting. Al Gore a sex crazed puppy, Gore? Former Vice President Al Gore was accused of sexually attacking a woman in Oregon in 2006.

It’s been a bad month for Al Gore, first the divorce and end of his 40 year marriage with Tipper, then the allegation he was having an affair with the ex-wife of Larry David and now this …

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This should be a heck of a read, so much for aliens living in Jersey, Al Gore shocker!

In a bombshell new development in the AL GORE sex scandal — broken EXCLUSIVELY earlier today by The ENQUIRER — the Oregon

District Attorney says there’s “the possibility of a criminal prosecution.”

In a statement just released by Multnomah County (OR.) D.A. Michael D. Schrunk, the official reveals that “our office was notified by the Portland Police Bureau that further investigation of this matter had been conducted by it in 2009 and we were provided with the reports from that further investigation.”

ENQUIRER WORLD EXCLUSIVE: AL GORE has been accused of sexually attacking a masseuse in Portland, Oregon – and is named in the official police report about the alleged assault, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively!

The bombshell story will appear in the new issue of The ENQUIRER and will include the secret police documents, a photo of the woman making the stunning charges and will reveal the shocking details about the pants she saved as evidence!

Our investigative team uncovered the amazing story just weeks after the former Vice President announced that he and wife TIPPER were ending their 40-year marriage – amidst reports she suspected her husband was involved with “a gorgeous massage therapist.”

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An Inconvenient Affair, Al Gore Cheats with Larry David’s Ex, Laurie David?

Rumor or inconvenient truth …

According to the Star, for Al Gore … it was “An Inconvenient Affair”.

The Star magazine is reprting that Al Gore and Laurie David, the ex-wife of Larry David the creator of Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm have been having an affair for the past two years. Yikes, talk about your “Inconvenient Truths”.

Al Gore’s split from wife Tipper after 40 years of marriage was a shock to everyone who thought theirs was the ideal marriage. Now Star can exclusively reveal that the former Vice President was having an affair with Larry David’s ex-wife — for the past two years!

“Al and Laurie went from friends to lovers,” Star quotes an unnamed insider as saying. “It couldn’t be avoided.”

The one liner award goes to Weasil Zippers, Goracle cheats on Tipper with fellow Lefty Laurie David … she must have a thing for “hanging chads.” From The Other McCain, “Curb Your Vice President” not bad either. BTW, what is up with these Democrat VP’s?

However, the story ofthe affair is being called bogus and total garbage. Friends have called the storyy “utter nonsense“. Hmm, but the Goracle has no comment.

A close friend of both Al and Tipper Gore’s laughed at the report and said there was nothing to it. “It’s complete crap,” he said.

A Gore spokeswoman said Gore would not comment on the stream of stories about his separation. He normally refuses to comment on personal matters.

Rumor or “inconvenient truth” … you make the call. As Town Hall aptly states, after the National Enquirer broke the affair and baby daddy story of John Edwards and Rielle Hunter, every one called that story false as well. Look how that ended up and the egg on every one’s face in the MSM for completely missing the story.

One has to wonder, why after 40 years of wedded bliss did the Gore’s break up so unexpectedly?

Marriage Cooling: Al & Tipper Gore Separate … DIVORCE

I do not think any one saw this coming … Is Global Warming the cause of Al & Tipper’s separation? It sounds like a joke but maybe there is some truth to it.

After 40 years of marriage, Al and Tipper Gore have decided to separate. It is hard to believe that after 40 years of marriage that a couple would separate; however, this is the case with the Gore’s. I certainly have my political differences with Al Gore and his “global warming” scam, but no one likes to see this occur.

Al and Tipper Gore, whose playful romance enlivened Washington and the campaign trail for a quarter century, have decided to separate after 40 years of marriage, the couple told friends Tuesday.

In an “Email from Al and Tipper Gore,” the couple said: “We are announcing today that after a great deal of thought and discussion, we have decided to separate.

“This is very much a mutual and mutually supportive decision that we have made together following a process of long and careful consideration. We ask for respect for our privacy and that of our family, and we do not intend to comment further.”

Questions abound over this one, could Tipper have had enough of Al’s hot air? Some have  referenced that “perhaps the love faded away through the years, like a slowly melting glacier”. However, things like this are never easy, especially after 40 years.

As Michelle Malkin opines, could the marriage separation be George W. Bush’s fault as well. It seems like a bad joke to blame this one on GWB too, but it appears some are.  So what is the real reason for the separation, many have their thoughts and ideas. At first thought one could speculate that Tipper might have been tired of playing second fiddle to Al’s global warming crusade, one that has been shown in recent months to be nothing more than a concocted fraud.

In any event no one wishes divorce on any one … we with the Gore’s well.

Posted June 2, 2010 by
Al Gore, Global Warming | 8 comments

Fox News Jessie Watters of Bill O’Reilly’s The Factor Confronts Al Gore on Global Warming

Who knew A Gore could move so fast …

Why won’t Al Gore just answer the questions? All Gore found out that it ain’t easy being Green prior to a speech at Duke University when he was confronted by Fox News Bill O’Reilly producer Jessie Watters.

The Goracle told Watters that he did not like ambush journalism, that’s ok Mr. former VP, we don’t like junk science being passed off as settled science.

Why won’t the Goracle answer questions? Especially the one, ” Do you stand to make any money from Cap & Trade?”

How could some one in Gore’s position not make a comment on the Global warming scandal?

Watters asked, what did Gore think about the fact that the polar ice cap actually growing? Of course it received no repsonse. The Gateway Pundit reminds us that it was just two years ago when Gore stated that “the entire North Polari(ized) cap will disappear in 5 years.”

More Global Warming, Lake Erie Frozen Over, First Time in 14 Years … More People Cast Doubt on Man Made Global Warming

According to the most recent Rasmussen poll, 47% of Americans now blame Global Warming on planetary trends and not man. Only 35% believe that it is caused by man’s activity. What does this mean, the science is much in question that has blamed man for the earth’s fever.

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There’s nothing political about global warming now is there?

Belief that human activity is the primary cause of global warming has declined significantly. In April 2008, the numbers were nearly the mirror image of the current numbers. At that time, 47% blamed human activity and only 34% named long term planetary trends as the reason for climate change.

Since July, the number who believe long-term planetary trends are the chief culprit have ranged from 47% to 50%. Those who blame human activity have ranged from 34% to 42% in the same period.

Is it any wonder that people are not casting doubt on man made global warming in the wake of the scandals from the global warming scientist crowd?

Even global warming expert Professor Phil Jones admitted this weekend that there has been no significant global warming in the last 15 years.

Looks an awful lot like they have some major global warming going on at the Great Lakes.  For the first time in 14 years Lake Erie is frozen over. No wonder the Al Gore’s and other global waring agendists want to change the name to “climate change“. The global warming crowd would say that a frozen lake has nothing to do with global warming. Of course if it had no ice on it what-so-ever, that would be indicative of global warming.

With only 35% of people still believing that man is the cause of global warming, Obama finds himself once again on the wrong side of an issue as he still looks to push his climate change agenda of Cap & Tax that will further harm the US economy.

Global Cooling, Mini Ice Age … What Say You Al Gore?

Settled Science?

Global cooling? The beginning of a New Mini Ice Age? Remember when some in the global warming community said that the North Pole will be free of ice in summer by 2013.  Kinda hard to do during a mini ice age, isn’t it?

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So what does the global warming crowd have to say about this? Well of course every one knows that global warming causes global cooling and vice versa. Heaven forbid it actuality all just be environmental climate patters.

According to the US National Snow and Ice Data Centre in Colorado, Arctic summer sea ice has increased by 409,000 square miles, or 26 per cent, since 2007 – and even the most committed global warming activists do not dispute this.

Wasn’t it just recently that some of the global warming crowd commented on this site that the cold weather that we were recently experiencing had nothing to do with global cooling, it was just cold weather temperatures. Looks like you were incorrect.

The bitter winter afflicting much of the Northern Hemisphere is only the start of a global trend towards cooler weather that is likely to last for 20 or 30 years, say some of the world’s most eminent climate scientists.

Last night he told The Mail on Sunday: ‘A significant share of the warming we saw from 1980 to 2000 and at earlier periods in the 20th Century was due to these cycles – perhaps as much as 50 per cent.

‘They have now gone into reverse, so winters like this one will become much more likely. Summers will also probably be cooler, and all this may well last two decades or longer.

The extreme retreats that we have seen in glaciers and sea ice will come to a halt. For the time being, global warming has paused, and there may well be some cooling.’

Posted January 10, 2010 by
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Hey Al Gore … More Global Warming … IT’S COLD EVERYWHERE!!!

Even Al Gore had to turn the heat up at his posh Belle Meade, TN mansion during this cold snap.

Al Gore must be happy that he didn’t have any global warming conferences scheduled in the midst of this ICE AGE we are experiencing across the globe with freezing cold temperatures.

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Hey, its Al Gore waiting to hop on the Global Warming bus

I wonder how the folks at the CRU will manipulate this data to make their global warming models work? It’s an inconvenient DEEP FREEZE.

Global warming eh? Next thing these people will be telling us is that there is an Ice Age cometh. Oh wait, they already did that in the 1970′s.

UPDATE I: Did we forget to mention from the above story regarding Peru’s mountain people who face fight for their lives in a bitter winter what is to blame? You guessed it, GLOBAL WARMING of course.

Will these junk scientists ever stop?
Peruvian mountain people face extinction due to unusually cold winters the past 4 years.
Global Warming is blamed.

When it is warm blame global warming, when it is cold blame global warming, when there are too many or too few hurricanes blame global warming. I think I sense a trend here.

UPDATE II: More Global Warming, continued …

  • Winter of 2009-2010 Could Be Worst in 25 Years
    • Nearly the entire eastern half of the United States is enduring bitterly cold temperatures not experienced since 1985. Even Florida, which has been hovering around freezing levels overnight recently, is also feeling the almost-nationwide chill.

      “It’ll be like the great winters of the ’60s and ’70s,” said AccuWeather.com Chief Meteorologist and Expert Long Range Forecaster Joe Bastardi.

  • All-time record snowfall in Burlington, Vermont

From Russia With Love … More Manipulated Data for Climate-Gate … Only 34% Believe Global Warming Caused by Man

From Russia With Love …

Is it possible that Climate-gate could get any worse? According to The UK Telegraph and Big Government.com, they answer is yes. Add a Russian bombshell to the Climate-gate scandal. In essence, the Russian IEA claims CRU tampered with climate data, cherrypicking the warmest stations. Yet another “Inconvenient Truth” for the global warming crowd. The question that needs to be asked at this point is, were any of the global warming data not fudged?

Of course we all know the real reason for global warming?

All this while Barack Obama heads to Copenhagen to address the conference. Once again Obama finds himself with some real bad timing and on the wrong side of history.

Settled science, eh? Hardly! How could anyone in good conscience not get to the bottom of this scandal before they commit billions to what looks like a scam.

The long and the short of it is best summarized by the Telegraph’s James Dellingpole: “What the Russians are suggesting here, in other words, is that the entire global temperature record used by the IPCC to inform world government policy is a crock.”

That is, we have yet further evidence that the data is being cooked to make the long-running claim of an increase in global temperatures, and now to diminish the apparent cooling of said temps. As the gang at EU referendum tout, “it is in Soviet Union that the CRU, NOAA, NASA show the greatest warming.”

The blame man for global warming crowd is losing support fast. Of course “Climate-gate” does not help and the exposing of emails that was manipulating data … but according to a recent Rasmussen poll, public skepticism about human activity causing global warming has reached an all-time high among Americans. Only 34% now believe man is the cause, while 50% believe global warming is a result of planatary trends.

A new Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey finds that 50% of likely voters now believe that global warming is caused primarily by long-term planetary trends.

Just 34% say climate change is due primarily to human activity, even as President Obama and other world leaders gather at a UN summit to limit the human activity they blame for global warming. Six percent (6%) say there is some other reason for global warming, and 10% are not sure.

Daily Commentary – Thursday, December 17th, 2009 – Apparently Al Gore Doesn’t Answer Tough Questions about Global Warming … An Inconvenient Question

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Al Gore, all cute one liners and no substance or fact.

Al Gore has refused to answer questions or debate the fact and misrepresentations regarding global warming. Because Al says it’s true, it must be, right? The fact of the matter is that Gore is and has become a liability to the global warming cause.

An Inconvenient Lie

His comments are nothing short of made up folly. Much like him quoting a scientist that in 5 years that all the ice will be gone from the Arctic Circle when the scientist never made any such claim.

This has been the “Inconvenient Truth” for the global warming crowd since the onset. Far be it that the facts get in the way of reality.

However, what does the liberal MSM do? Make excuses and try and cover up the lies of Al Gore when The Goracle is actually confronted. This is why it is so important for people to question and there actually be an independent and non-partisan media reporting fact … not covering up for an agenda they believe in. The AP reports that the Goracle misspoke. Right.

The Gateway Pundit busts the AP lying for Al Gore in presenting a video of the Goracle himself telling a German audience last year (VIDEO) that “the entire North Polari(ized) cap will disappear in 5 years.” Gore did not misspeak, this is part of his actual presentation that is nothing short of a total lie. I guess he has continuously misspoke every time he gets paid to speak to a crowd on global warming?  As Sweetness & Light points out, Gore has been lying for years and the MSM has been covering for him the entire time.

It is about time “global warming” was questioned and a dissenting voice was heard. There is a reason why so many are now starting to question the science behind global warming and the players like Al Gore who are just getting rich while lying through their teeth.

Climate-gate has shed a whole new light on what many have questioned for years but were prevented from questioning. The exposed emails explain an awful lot and the extent that the global warming agendists would go to in order to prove a negative.

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