Quote of the Week from Charles Krauthammer: “If Godzilla Appeared on National Mall Gore Would Say It’s Global Warming”

BLAME IT ON RIO GLOBAL WARMING …

The following might just be the quote of the week and maybe even the best of 2011 so far. Charles Krauthmammer stated on Friday during  PBS’s ‘Inside Washington’ … “If Godzilla Appeared on National Mall Gore Would Say It’s Global Warming.”

Have truer words ever been said. Al Gore blames the cold and warm weather on global warming, the abundance and lack of hurricanes and tornadoes on global waring, the stock market rising and falling on global warming and the lack of snow and record snow falls on global warming. It’s not just him, its his “cult of global warming” alarmists as well. Just recently they blamed the protests and riots in Tunisia, Yemen, Egypt on global warming as well.

PRICELESS

Full transcript from NewsBusters:

GORDON PETERSON, HOST: It’s been a terrible winter. If global warming is the problem, why are we having such a tough winter? Well Al Gore told Gail Collins of the New York Times there’s about a four percent more water vapor in the air now in the atmosphere than there was in the ’70s because of warmer oceans and warmer air, and it returns to earth as heavy rain and heavy snow. That’s what Al Gore says.

CHARLES KRAUTHAMMER: Look, if Godzilla appeared on the Mall this afternoon, Al Gore would say it’s global warming…

[Laughter]

…because the spores in the South Atlantic Ocean, you know, were. Look, everything is, it’s a religion. In a religion, everything is explicable. In science, you can actually deny or falsify a proposition with evidence. You find me a single piece of evidence that Al Gore would ever admit would contradict global warming and I’ll be surprised.

Blasts from the Al Gore past …

• An inconvenient question to Al Gore.
• Global Warming: Al Gore is wrong again.
• Al Gore and Newt Gingrich Face off on Global warming.

National Enquirer Reports Police Investigating Two More Woman Who Claimed They were Abused by former VP AL Gore

It’s not easy being GREEN or Al Gore these days …

According to the National Enquirer, police are investigating charges from two more woman who claim to have been abused by the former Vice President Al Gore. The new allegations are coming from two more massage therapists who claim to have been sexually abused in a hotel in Tokyo. The abuse is said to have occurred a year after the first charge of sexual assault by a Portland, OR woman.

The allegations come hot on the heels of an ongoing Portland, Ore., police investigation that reopened after The ENQUIRER exclusively revealed accusations by a licensed massage therapist who says Gore groped her in 2006.

The ENQUIRER recently uncovered shocking allegations, from two other massage therapists.

Beware ladies, this time the sex crazed poodle goes International …  The new story goes as follows and this is an image I really did not need. YIKES …

“The therapist claimed that when they were alone, Gore shrugged off a towel and stood naked in front of her.
“He pointed at his erect penis and ordered her, ‘Take care of THIS.’”

The Feministe  points out that the Gore apologists are ready to defend their global warming buddy at all cost no matter what he may or may not have done. The Examiner is quick to say consider the source, they story is highly doubtful. Really? You mean like when the Enquirer broke the story about John Edward’s affair and love child? Because the source that the Examiner wants to smear got the Edward’s affair 100% correct.  Like the liberal media and Journolisters have so much credibility. So much credibility indeed.

Portland Police Will Investigate Accusations that Al “Sex Crazed Poodle” Gore Sexually Assaulted Massage Therapist Molly Hagerty

Al Gore, It’s not easy being GREEN, or a  “pervert and sexual predator“.

RUT ROH … The Oregonian is reporting that police will investigate the accusations that Al Gore sexually assaulted a massage therapist Molly Hagerty in a Portland hotel in 2006. However, the police stated they would not comment on an open investigation.

Massage therapist, massage parlor … how could I have got the two so mixed up?

“Consistent with our policy regarding open investigations, the Police Bureau will not be commenting on any additional specifics regarding this case at this time,” police spokeswoman Detective Mary Wheat said in a prepared statement.

Recent evidence was published in the National Enquirer where the alleged victim, 54 year old Molly Hagerty, called Gore “a  pervert and sexual predator”.

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Daily Commentary – Wednesday, June 30th, 2010 – Al Gore, Putz

June 30th, 2010 Daily Commentary

* Mr. Gore needs to cool off, and it’s not because of global warming.

Daily Commentary – Wednesday, June 30th, 2010 – Al Gore, Putz [1:51m]: Download

Al Gore, a Massage Therapist, a Credible Sexual Assault Complaint … The Real Inconvenient Truth

YOU CAN CALL ME AL …

Welcome to the real “Inconvenient Truth” for Al Gore … Massage therapists, muffled moans and sexual assault allegations, oh my.

Based on the premise, that at the very least there is a little truth in everything and at worst, Al “Mr Global Warming” Gore just may be a sex crazed poodle, what will come of the allegations against Gore and the massage therapist alleged sexual assault incident?

Al Gore displays the 10 finger massage

The allegation that Al Gore sexually assaulted a woman in a Portland, Ore., hotel room nearly four years ago has dealt a serious blow to the former vice president’s story that he and wife Tipper simply “grew apart” after 40 years of marriage.

The police report of the masseuse’s complaint is 73 pages long and extremely detailed. According to the document, she got a call from the front desk of the trendy Hotel Lucia on the night of Oct. 24, 2006. The hotel had a special guest. Could she come at 10:30 p.m.?

The police report and audio account of the incident read like a tawdry paperback bodice ripper. Audio can be heard HERE. Good grief. What a pathetic situation, the only thing missing from this account with Gore is some cheesy ’70′s porn music.

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Yikes, National Enquirer Reports Al Gore Sex Scandal … Accused of Sexual Attack (Sexual Assault)???

Can you say “global warming,” how about “lock box”? How about OMG!

Wow, talk about your headlines you thought you would never read … Al Gore accused of sexual assault? As bizarre as it might be, that is what the National Enquirer is reporting. Al Gore a sex crazed puppy, Gore? Former Vice President Al Gore was accused of sexually attacking a woman in Oregon in 2006.

It’s been a bad month for Al Gore, first the divorce and end of his 40 year marriage with Tipper, then the allegation he was having an affair with the ex-wife of Larry David and now this …

This should be a heck of a read, so much for aliens living in Jersey, Al Gore shocker!

In a bombshell new development in the AL GORE sex scandal — broken EXCLUSIVELY earlier today by The ENQUIRER — the Oregon

District Attorney says there’s “the possibility of a criminal prosecution.”

In a statement just released by Multnomah County (OR.) D.A. Michael D. Schrunk, the official reveals that “our office was notified by the Portland Police Bureau that further investigation of this matter had been conducted by it in 2009 and we were provided with the reports from that further investigation.”

ENQUIRER WORLD EXCLUSIVE: AL GORE has been accused of sexually attacking a masseuse in Portland, Oregon – and is named in the official police report about the alleged assault, The ENQUIRER has learned exclusively!

The bombshell story will appear in the new issue of The ENQUIRER and will include the secret police documents, a photo of the woman making the stunning charges and will reveal the shocking details about the pants she saved as evidence!

Our investigative team uncovered the amazing story just weeks after the former Vice President announced that he and wife TIPPER were ending their 40-year marriage – amidst reports she suspected her husband was involved with “a gorgeous massage therapist.”

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An Inconvenient Affair, Al Gore Cheats with Larry David’s Ex, Laurie David?

Rumor or inconvenient truth …

According to the Star, for Al Gore … it was “An Inconvenient Affair”.

The Star magazine is reprting that Al Gore and Laurie David, the ex-wife of Larry David the creator of Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm have been having an affair for the past two years. Yikes, talk about your “Inconvenient Truths”.

Al Gore’s split from wife Tipper after 40 years of marriage was a shock to everyone who thought theirs was the ideal marriage. Now Star can exclusively reveal that the former Vice President was having an affair with Larry David’s ex-wife — for the past two years!

“Al and Laurie went from friends to lovers,” Star quotes an unnamed insider as saying. “It couldn’t be avoided.”

The one liner award goes to Weasil Zippers, Goracle cheats on Tipper with fellow Lefty Laurie David … she must have a thing for “hanging chads.” From The Other McCain, “Curb Your Vice President” not bad either. BTW, what is up with these Democrat VP’s?

However, the story ofthe affair is being called bogus and total garbage. Friends have called the storyy “utter nonsense“. Hmm, but the Goracle has no comment.

A close friend of both Al and Tipper Gore’s laughed at the report and said there was nothing to it. “It’s complete crap,” he said.

A Gore spokeswoman said Gore would not comment on the stream of stories about his separation. He normally refuses to comment on personal matters.

Rumor or “inconvenient truth” … you make the call. As Town Hall aptly states, after the National Enquirer broke the affair and baby daddy story of John Edwards and Rielle Hunter, every one called that story false as well. Look how that ended up and the egg on every one’s face in the MSM for completely missing the story.

One has to wonder, why after 40 years of wedded bliss did the Gore’s break up so unexpectedly?

Marriage Cooling: Al & Tipper Gore Separate … DIVORCE

I do not think any one saw this coming … Is Global Warming the cause of Al & Tipper’s separation? It sounds like a joke but maybe there is some truth to it.

After 40 years of marriage, Al and Tipper Gore have decided to separate. It is hard to believe that after 40 years of marriage that a couple would separate; however, this is the case with the Gore’s. I certainly have my political differences with Al Gore and his “global warming” scam, but no one likes to see this occur.

Al and Tipper Gore, whose playful romance enlivened Washington and the campaign trail for a quarter century, have decided to separate after 40 years of marriage, the couple told friends Tuesday.

In an “Email from Al and Tipper Gore,” the couple said: “We are announcing today that after a great deal of thought and discussion, we have decided to separate.

“This is very much a mutual and mutually supportive decision that we have made together following a process of long and careful consideration. We ask for respect for our privacy and that of our family, and we do not intend to comment further.”

Questions abound over this one, could Tipper have had enough of Al’s hot air? Some have  referenced that “perhaps the love faded away through the years, like a slowly melting glacier”. However, things like this are never easy, especially after 40 years.

As Michelle Malkin opines, could the marriage separation be George W. Bush’s fault as well. It seems like a bad joke to blame this one on GWB too, but it appears some are.  So what is the real reason for the separation, many have their thoughts and ideas. At first thought one could speculate that Tipper might have been tired of playing second fiddle to Al’s global warming crusade, one that has been shown in recent months to be nothing more than a concocted fraud.

In any event no one wishes divorce on any one … we with the Gore’s well.

Fox News Jessie Watters of Bill O’Reilly’s The Factor Confronts Al Gore on Global Warming

Who knew A Gore could move so fast …

Why won’t Al Gore just answer the questions? All Gore found out that it ain’t easy being Green prior to a speech at Duke University when he was confronted by Fox News Bill O’Reilly producer Jessie Watters.

The Goracle told Watters that he did not like ambush journalism, that’s ok Mr. former VP, we don’t like junk science being passed off as settled science.

Why won’t the Goracle answer questions? Especially the one, ” Do you stand to make any money from Cap & Trade?”

How could some one in Gore’s position not make a comment on the Global warming scandal?

Watters asked, what did Gore think about the fact that the polar ice cap actually growing? Of course it received no repsonse. The Gateway Pundit reminds us that it was just two years ago when Gore stated that “the entire North Polari(ized) cap will disappear in 5 years.”

More Global Warming, Lake Erie Frozen Over, First Time in 14 Years … More People Cast Doubt on Man Made Global Warming

According to the most recent Rasmussen poll, 47% of Americans now blame Global Warming on planetary trends and not man. Only 35% believe that it is caused by man’s activity. What does this mean, the science is much in question that has blamed man for the earth’s fever.

There’s nothing political about global warming now is there?

Belief that human activity is the primary cause of global warming has declined significantly. In April 2008, the numbers were nearly the mirror image of the current numbers. At that time, 47% blamed human activity and only 34% named long term planetary trends as the reason for climate change.

Since July, the number who believe long-term planetary trends are the chief culprit have ranged from 47% to 50%. Those who blame human activity have ranged from 34% to 42% in the same period.

Is it any wonder that people are not casting doubt on man made global warming in the wake of the scandals from the global warming scientist crowd?

Even global warming expert Professor Phil Jones admitted this weekend that there has been no significant global warming in the last 15 years.

Looks an awful lot like they have some major global warming going on at the Great Lakes.  For the first time in 14 years Lake Erie is frozen over. No wonder the Al Gore’s and other global waring agendists want to change the name to “climate change“. The global warming crowd would say that a frozen lake has nothing to do with global warming. Of course if it had no ice on it what-so-ever, that would be indicative of global warming.

With only 35% of people still believing that man is the cause of global warming, Obama finds himself once again on the wrong side of an issue as he still looks to push his climate change agenda of Cap & Tax that will further harm the US economy.