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June 08, 2007

Paris Hilton Unchained … Let Out of Jail Early for “Medical Reasons” (Update: Paris Ordered back to Jail)

Posted in: Bizarre,Celebrity,Crime,Judicial,WTF

The joke that is Paris Hilton and her arrest and ordered jailing has now gone to the extreme. Even more so if that is possible. Paris Hilton was given a “get out of jail free” card for as what is being reported, “medical reasons”. Refused to eat? By the looks of her, does she eat when she is out of jail?


Officials confirmed Paris, 26, was let out “for medical reasons”. It emerged that the depressed socialite had refused to eat inside the Century Regional Detention Facility in Los Angeles, and had cried herself to sleep every night. Medics and guards feared she would have a total nervous breakdown. There were even concerns she might try to kill herself.

Who knew jail was supposed to be a kind, warm and friendly place to stay? Hey Paris, its jail, not the Ramada Inn. First Paris Hilton is ordered to spend 45 days in jail, then its reduced to 23 and now she is out in 3. What a beautiful legal system we have for the rich and insane. She is let out on “medical reasons”. Wouldn’t about 70% of those in jail have the same issues and problems as Paris? To borrow a couple of lines from The Shawshank Redemption, “I’m not supposed to be here” and “we are all innocent in here” come to mind.

What a precedent this sets … let them all out because of medical conditions.

Prosecutor, judge object to Hilton’s early release from jail

The judge who sentenced Paris Hilton to jail and the prosecutor who pressed for her incarceration objected Thursday to her early release for an unspecified medical condition.

“The judicial process may have been improperly circumvented in this case,” said City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo. “This explanation is puzzling. Los Angeles County jail medical facilities are well-equipped to deal with medical situations involving inmates.”

Paris Hilton Ordered to Return to Court

Screaming Paris Hilton Sent Back to Jail

Hey Paris, this is what’s its like to not get your way. We realize that this is a novel concept to you but you might as well have one of life’s lessons at some point. How does it feel to be treated like one of the masses for a change?

Paris Hilton was sent screaming and crying back to jail Friday after a judge ruled that she must serve out her sentence behind bars rather than in the comfort of her Hollywood Hills home.

“It’s not right!” shouted Hilton, who violated her probation in a reckless driving case. “Mom!” she cried out to her mother.

See the Judges order that sealed Paris’ fate.

From the Washington Post, more of the Hilton melodrama. The WAPO sounds more like a trashy bodice ripper, GEEZ … “Mom! Mom! Mom!” she cried out to her mother, Kathy, who collapsed in tears in the front row of the courtroom.

I would ask those that question the story as news, as it is not, why write about it unless you want the traffic? No one is forcing you to comment on it. There are plenty of stories to write on, which many others do. Paris is not the story, except for the MSM. The story is preferential treatment and a backlash against the beautiful people.


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