Aruban Suspects and Others Shave Their Heads like Britney Spears for Media Attention

In an effort to get media attention to spin their stories, promote tourism on Aruba; the three suspects in the Natalee Holloway disappearance  and others on Aruba have shaved their heads, ala Britney Spears.

All were heard to say … it worked for Britney, it can work for us. Britney is a  successful person and respected singer. We are honored to be just like her.  Not comprehending that it was adverse publicity  Britney Spears received and they fact she is now in rehab for the 3rd time, the Aruban contingent went forth with their plan for more media. If successful, the ATA and AHATA will be having a chrome dome shaving party this weekend.

Hell, they have attempted everything else to spin away the story of the disappearance of  Natalee Holloway, whats a few lost hair follicles.

Deepak and Satish Kalpoe have figured that they needed more media attention for their law suit against Dr. Phil. Deepak stated, Dr Phil is bald … now I am more bald … I have the upper hand.

Joran and his father Paulus figured it was about time that they get back in the limelight as the media has paid no attention to them lately. They always seem at the most inopportune time to come out with something as they just can’t stand not to be in the media’s eye.

Prime Minister Nelson Oduber predicts that the media attention that he will gain from a shaved head will benefit his both politically and Aruba financially. Oduber commented … I know this is a winning idea, it worked so well for Britney.