50 Year Tracy Briley Arrested for Performing Oral Sex on a Woman Lying Down on a Florida Beach Boardwalk

YIKES, JUST YIKES … ITS A FAR CRY THESE DAYS AT THE BEACH FROM FRANKIE AVALON AND ANNETTE FUNICELLO!!!

Just when you thought you saw it all, 50 year old Tracy Briley was arrested in Florida and charged with a felony lewd and lascivious exhibition after he was was caught performing oral sex on a woman lying down on a Florida beach boardwalk. Talk about giving “Beach Blanket Bingo” a bad name. In an act of desperation and bizarre brilliance, when confronted Briley told the police he was an “emergency responder and had to assist the female as it was his duty.” Good grief, sure he did. There was no report of what ailed the female he was responding to. UNREAL!!!

A man spotted yesterday afternoon performing oral sex on a woman lying down on a Florida beach boardwalk told cops that he was an “emergency responder and had to assist the female as it was his duty,” according to a criminal complaint.

A Treasure Island Police Department officer found Tracy Briley, 50, with his shorts at his ankles and “penis out in plain view” around 1 PM Wednesday. Briley, the cop noted, “was performing cunnilingus on a female subject laying on the beach boardwalk.”

Briley, seen at right, told the officer that he was homeless and “had nowhere else to have sex except in public.”

A witness told police that he (and his three-year-old grandson) “observed the act of cunnilingus.”