Donna Simpson Chowed Down 30,000 Calorie Christmas Dinner on her Way to 1000 Lbs

YIKES!!!

New Jersey’s Donna Simpson has goals … hers is to reach a weight of 1000 pounds. Maybe some one might want to tell the single mom that she will probably die before she ever reaches any such weight and her child will be with out a mother. She obviously needs help, hopefully some one will bring some sanity to this woman who wants to weigh 1000 lbs. Although, she has the right to do it, hopefully common sense prevails.

Donna Simpson has nothing on Monty Python’s Mr. Creosote

A New Jersey woman who hopes to become the fattest woman in the world got 30,000 calories closer to her 1,000lb goal with a festive feast that could have fed dozens of revellers.

46-stone Donna Simpson, sitting in a reinforced metal chair, chowed down on the world’s biggest Christmas dinner as she ate for two straight hours on Saturday.

The single mother-of-two tucked into two 25lb turkeys, two maple-glazed hams, 15lbs of potatoes (10lbs roast, 5lbs mashed), five loaves of bread, five pounds of herb stuffing, four pints of gravy, four pints of cranberry dressing and an astonishing 20lbs of vegetables.

The following is Simpson’s complete Christmas Dinner. How does anyone even afford this much food? Hey at least she had some healthy green salads.

 2 portions of 25lb oven roasted turkeys
2 portions of 15lb maple glazed hams
10lbs of roast potatoes
5lbs of mashed potatoes
5lbs of chopped carrots
5lbs of sweetcorn
5lbs of roasted butternut squash
5 parcels of house-baked bread
4 pints of cranberry relish
4 pints of home-made gravy
5lbs of herbed stuffing
1 tray of mixed green salad including salad dressing.
CALORIE TOTAL: 30,000