Al Gore, a Massage Therapist, a Credible Sexual Assault Complaint … The Real Inconvenient Truth

YOU CAN CALL ME AL …

Welcome to the real “Inconvenient Truth” for Al Gore … Massage therapists, muffled moans and sexual assault allegations, oh my.

Based on the premise, that at the very least there is a little truth in everything and at worst, Al “Mr Global Warming” Gore just may be a sex crazed poodle, what will come of the allegations against Gore and the massage therapist alleged sexual assault incident?

Al Gore displays the 10 finger massage

The allegation that Al Gore sexually assaulted a woman in a Portland, Ore., hotel room nearly four years ago has dealt a serious blow to the former vice president’s story that he and wife Tipper simply “grew apart” after 40 years of marriage.

The police report of the masseuse’s complaint is 73 pages long and extremely detailed. According to the document, she got a call from the front desk of the trendy Hotel Lucia on the night of Oct. 24, 2006. The hotel had a special guest. Could she come at 10:30 p.m.?

The police report and audio account of the incident read like a tawdry paperback bodice ripper. Audio can be heard HERE. Good grief. What a pathetic situation, the only thing missing from this account with Gore is some cheesy ’70′s porn music.

The masseuse asked Gore what he wanted. “He grabbed my right hand, shoved it down under the sheet to his pubic hair area, my fingers brushing against his penis,” she recalled, “and said to me, ‘There!’ in a very sharp, loud, angry-sounding tone.” When she pulled back, Gore “angrily raged” and “bellowed” at her

The real question is whether the allegations go forward or not, they are out there for all to see and make their own determination as to an opinion as to what did or did not happen. One thing is for certain, as stated by the Washington Examiner, Gore’s family man image will never be the same.

A little later, she said, Gore produced a bottle of brandy and mentioned there were condoms in the “treat box” provided by the hotel. “He then forced an open mouth kiss on me,” she said.

At that moment, the masseuse brought up Gore’s long marriage. “How do you rectify this with your wife?” she asked. That brought on another “quick shift” in Gore’s mood. “I never saw anybody’s moods just go like this,” the masseuse told police, snapping her fingers.

The accuser said Gore maneuvered her into the bedroom. His iPod docking station was there, he told her, and he wanted her to listen to “Dear Mr. President,” a lachrymose attack on George W. Bush by the singer Pink.

“As soon as he had it playing, he turned to me and immediately flipped me flat on my back and threw his whole body face down over atop of me,” she said. “I was just shocked at his craziness.”

OMG, this is creepy as hell, fromBreitbart TV, a animated reenactment of the alleged incident.

All this as a result of hanging chads. I guess we consider ourselves lucky that a certain some one did not win in 2000. You know what they say, like President, like VP.