GOOD GRIEF … Wedding Bells for Joran Van der Sloot, To Be Married in Two Weeks While Serving for Murder of Stephany Flores at Piedras Gordas Prison (Still Waiting Extortion Charges in US in Connection with Death of Natalee Holloway) … Unlucky Bride Leidy Figueroa



As reported at, Joran Van der Sloot is to be married within two weeks. Yes that Joran Van der Sloot who is currently serving 28 years in Piedras Gordas  prison in Peru for the murder of Stephany Flores and the same “Sporter” who should have already been in prison for the death and disappearance of Natalee Holloway in Aruba. The unlucky or insane to be bride is reports as Leidy Figueroa. I am sure her parents are so proud. But of course Joran Van der Sloot is marrying out of love. NOT!!! So why would Joran Van der Sloot marry a Peruvian woman? It can’t be for the conjugal visits, one does not have to be married to do such. Could it be to become a Peruvian citizen through marriage? However, I am not sure why this would matter for Van der Sloot seeing that both Peru and the Netherlands have extradition treaties with the United States. At some point Van der Sloot is going to be extradited to the United States and an Alabama courtroom to face extortion charges he perpetrate against Beth Holloway in the death of her daughter, Natalee Holloway.

We have heard these rumors before, looks like this time it might just be true. Where is the couple registered at, Murderers ‘R Us?


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Of course the timing of this has nothing to do with the fact that Natalee Holloway, the Alabama teen from Mountainbrook, went missing in Aruba on May 30, 2005.

Rough translation of article via Google below:

According to Maximo Altez, the lawyer of Joran van der Sloot, the Dutch convicted murderer, serving a sentence of 28-year sentence in a Peruvian cell, to get married. “Joran is currently busy with the preparations,” said the counsel against Heart of the Netherlands.

Altez expects the consent is issued within two weeks before the wedding but says that there is a lot of paperwork for a wedding in the Piedras Gordas prison is needed. The ‘happy’ is Joran Peruvian fiancé Leidy Figueroa.

Marry for love The marriage would be ‘out of love’ were born, and are not intended to prevent. Possible extradition to the United States “Being married does not change his situation,” says the lawyer. Van der Sloot in America must stand trial for the extortion of the mother of the disappeared in Aruba American Natalee Holloway.

Joran, brought in connection since her disappearance in 2005, Holloway her mother would have kept wanting to tell where her daughter is buried fee. Van der Sloot only part of the requested money in hands, and had traveled to South America.

In Peru he murdered in his hotel room, the student Stephany Flores. He fled to Chile, but was arrested and sentenced in Peru. Marrying a Peruvian, Van der Sloot, according to local media, provide the Peruvian nationality. That fact would complicate extradition to the U.S..

UPDATE I: May 31, 2013 … MSM finally reports that Joran Van der Sloot engaged and too be married. Hmm, only six days late to the game.

Convicted killer Joran van der Sloot has announced that he is ready to tie the knot.

Maximo Altez, van der Sloot’s attorney, has confirmed that his client is engaged to a Peruvian woman named Leydi Figueroa Uceda. She’s the same woman that van der Sloot was dating in October of 2012. The couple reportedly met through an inmate. In late 2012, Uceda was rumored to have been pregnant with van der Sloot’s child, but the news was never confirmed.

Altez says that the couple is working on getting some final paperwork processed so the marriage can take place. He adds that he expects the union to happen in the next two weeks.

UPDATE II: Joran Van der Sloot plans to get married next month in the Peruvian prison where he’s serving time for murder, his lawyer told ABC News Friday. Told ABC News? Why didn’t ABC News just do a simple Google search and they would have learned from Dutch publications that the “Sporter” was getting married?

Maximo Altez, van der Sloot’s lawyer, said the 25-year-old will marry girlfriend Leydi Figueroa Uceda sometime in June. The two met in 2011 when Figueroa was visiting another inmate at the prison where van der Sloot was being held before his trial, ABC News reported. In October, Altez denied reports that Figueroa was pregnant with van der Sloot’s child.

For much, much more on Natalee Holloway and the disgusting exploits of Joran Van der Sloot, go to Scared Monkeys Missing Persons: Natalee Holloway.

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    8 Responses to “GOOD GRIEF … Wedding Bells for Joran Van der Sloot, To Be Married in Two Weeks While Serving for Murder of Stephany Flores at Piedras Gordas Prison (Still Waiting Extortion Charges in US in Connection with Death of Natalee Holloway) … Unlucky Bride Leidy Figueroa”

    1. Tamikosmom on May 25th, 2013 2:29 pm

      Of course the timing of this has nothing to do with the fact that Natalee Holloway, the Alabama teen from Mountainbrook, went missing in Aruba on May 30, 2005

      Posted May 25, 2013 by Scared Monkeys


      …. and the murder beyond brutal of Stephany Flores on May 30, 2010.

      Joran is evil personified.
      SM: Agreed. The reason why I did not mention the murder of Stephany is because this scum bag actually apologized to her family. Take it for what it was worth as being sincere. However, Joran has an especially vindictiveness for Beth the Natalee’s family as he killed Stephany on the anversary of Natalee’s death and never apologized to the Holloway family. My guess is because these were the first people to ever confront him and call him for the sociopath that he is.


    2. NGBoston on May 25th, 2013 2:49 pm

      Liedy better not sleep with her eyes closed next to the Little Sporter.

      When one is a Pyschopant Murderer and Sex Trade Trafficker, the soon-to-be- Mrs. Joran VDS best not anger her new Husband.

      Some women are just desparate as as sick in the head as the Murderers they marry.

      I wonder if Anita will be attending along with the Croes Family.

      Isn’t that special? (Barf)


      Never forget.

    3. crossbow on June 1st, 2013 7:30 pm

      I guess Joran got tired of Jose, Poncho, and lets not forget Leroy: he wanted something different???
      Something he never got from Stephany or Natalee.
      But I’m sure he he had Stefani Cortez and Fabien.

    4. Me on June 16th, 2013 2:59 am

      Look, I talk to Joran everyday and he is not even sure when the date is. His lawyer said it would happen soon, he did not. Therefore, Joran and I both dont understand why their is such a big buzz over him getting married.

    5. Joe on August 10th, 2013 2:09 pm

      The big buzz? Joron is a peice of shit that murderd at least 2 women! He deserves to die not get married.. His victims will never be able to get married.. That piece of shit shouldn’t either!

    6. Waterboy on August 11th, 2013 6:37 pm

      Good grief!

    7. Waterboy on August 13th, 2013 2:00 pm

      Is there really someone stupid enough to marry Joran?

      I find this very hard to believe.

    8. Waterboy on August 17th, 2013 10:25 pm

      Where’s Natalee?

      My best guess—landfill, my next guess, in the coffin with the old guy.

      How about it, Crossbow, I know you believed neither one was a strong possibility.

      As I’ve come to know Joran over the years , he is very very lazy, and just kinda vomits where he will. It seems unlikely that he would make any real effort to hide Natalee, unless prompted to do so. I always believed Junior—so much time has passed now, I really can’t remember why.

      Crossbow, you staying healthy? I really worried about you when you were sick, and in the hospital, a few years back.
      I prayed for your health to return.

      My wife thinks I crazy for following this case for so long. I’m going to talk her into a trip to Aruba at some point.


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