Honey Boo Boo Child Endorses Barack Obama

 

Wow, here’s the all important endorsement that both Presidential candidates were after. Honey Boo Boo child endorses Barack Obama. Now there is something to be proud of. I am certain that we shall see a bump in the polls after this ringing endorsement.
In further dubious celebrity endorsement news, Honey Boo Boo has endorsed Obama. Mitt Romney gets H. Ross Perot and Obama gets Honey Boo Boo, nuff said.

If you don’t know who Honey Boo Boo is, you have led a uniquely charmed life and you need to go back to it, posthaste. And take me with you.

But for the rest of us, this seems only logical.

Because there is no subject sufficiently serious that we can go without hearing from Honey Boo Boo on it. Gay rights? Check. The merits of pigs as pets? Check. The election? Check.

More from the LA Times.

Alana Thompson, the pint-sized star of  “Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,” expressed her support for the incumbent president — or, as she called him, “Marack Obama”.

To be fair, Alana didn’t exactly volunteer her opinion; it took considerable prompting from Kimmel to get the aspiring beauty queen, who was joined by her mother, June Shannon, to weigh in on the election. Sensing that his young guest was getting bored with the conversation the grown-ups were having (sample topics: coupons, the fleeting nature of reality stardom), Kimmel decided to shift the focus back to Alana.

Kimmel made a futile attempt at a follow-up question — “Is there any way that Mitt Romney can win your vote back?” — but by then Alana had moved on to making faces at herself in a camera off stage. (Evidently her attention span is only slightly shorter than that of the average American voter.)



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  • Comments

    10 Responses to “Honey Boo Boo Child Endorses Barack Obama”

    1. Rebe on October 17th, 2012 1:21 pm

      obamaphone girl sealed my vote

    2. RT on October 17th, 2012 1:54 pm

      Or the attention span of our most exaulted ruler when there is a fundraiser with Hollywood stars and gliterratti or Vegas slots to attend.

    3. Carpe on October 17th, 2012 3:21 pm

      There are 3rd world countries today that would stone the sowpotamus that produced this heinous ADD riddled spontaneous mucus ejector.

      Honey Boo Bo Chil’ — you and your momma think you’re just being cute. The real world will step
      in and fix your “sketti & butter” problem, real soon.

      God bless ya, kid. It is 100% your parents fault.
      Their definition of “loving you” is in fact “hating you”… They are confused.

    4. rightknight on October 17th, 2012 4:47 pm

      Selfish parent(s), ruined childhood or worse.

    5. rightknight on October 17th, 2012 4:49 pm

      Oh, and that goes for the Honey Boo Boo kid as well.

    6. Super dave on October 17th, 2012 9:38 pm

      She is Joe Biden’s illegitimate child. Both hayseed democrat rednecks living off the obama dime.
      ___________________
      SM: I am no Honey Boo Boo fan or any show like this. It’s just another example of how this mom is exploiting the child. HBB in no way wanted to be there.

    7. Pat in Alabama on October 17th, 2012 9:40 pm

      I wonder what kind of pizza she likes

    8. NGBoston on October 18th, 2012 6:57 am

      Apologies in advance as sometimes we all need a little guilty pleasure viewing while channel surfing…but I would rather chew tin foil in a dark closet than ever watch one second of this ridiculous show.

      I’m sorry again, but in the outakes I have seen of the Mother…my first urge is to slap her across one of her many chins. With that being said…Carpes description of this poor child provided me with my morning LOL.

      Thanks for that!

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