Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez Says US Behind his Cancer … Well Alrighty Then


Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez has come up with a new conspiracy, the US is behind his bout with cancer and those around who have allied themselves with the South American dictator. Well alrighty then, just when Chavez was beginning to say some things that made sense, along comes this whopper.

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez hinted that the U.S. may be behind a “very strange” bout of cancer affecting several leaders aligned with him in South America.

Chavez, speaking a day after Argentine President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner was diagnosed with thyroid cancer, said the Central Intelligence Agency was behind chemical experiments in Guatemala in the 1940s and that it’s possible that in years to come a plot will be uncovered that shows the U.S. spread cancer as a political weapon against its critics.

So Chavez blames the US for cancer. Maybe these folks might want to blame socialized medicine and the lack thereof of proper medical care. I would tend to agree with the American Thinker, when it comes to trying to inject an individual with cancer cells and the probability of that person actually contracting cancer. If you can get that closed to a crazed dictator, you would most likley inject them with air and create an embolism or some other toxic serum rather than taking the chance of  them contract cancer.

Chavez, who was diagnosed with an undisclosed form of cancer in June and had a baseball-sized tumor removed in Cuba, has called for a regional summit of leaders who have battled cancer including Brazilian President Dilma Rousseff, her predecessor Luiz Inacio Lula Da Silva and Paraguay’s Fernando Lugo.

“I’m just sharing my thoughts, but it’s very, very, very strange,” Chavez said. “Evo take care of yourself, Correa, be careful, we just don’t know,” he said, referring to Evo Morales and Rafael Correa, the leaders of Bolivia and Ecuador.

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  • Comments

    7 Responses to “Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez Says US Behind his Cancer … Well Alrighty Then”

    1. mc on December 29th, 2011 1:18 pm

      Maybe he’ll blame that on Bush, too.

    2. Bleachedblack on December 29th, 2011 3:03 pm

      SM: Actually if you check out one of the links in the post, it kind of dispells the old CIA cancer myth.

    3. A Texas Grandfather on December 29th, 2011 6:36 pm

      Chavez is a crazy idiot. I’m not suprised at what he might say. Few survive the type of cancer he has. Good ridance of a worthless dictator.

    4. Dolf on December 30th, 2011 7:56 am

      damn you yanks..just send in the US Marines instead of giving him cancer!

      @3: 100%

    5. gugltell on June 10th, 2012 4:30 pm

      Damn`ya, fascists! Can do nothing else but sending marines and bombing everywhere. Good riddance of a stupid emperor – Dubya. We WISH Obama was a socialist. Once I read a confession of an American doctor from 1920s saying he was implanting cancer to puertoricans considering he was doing a great favor to humanity. He thought “puertoricans were worse than italians”. Obama had to apologize to Guatemala for American doctors implanting syphilis to the population over there just like in the Tuskegee experiment – everyhting was documented and there was nowhere to go. Only when you read a page of Marx or Chavez`s speech by yourselves, you will be able to judge something.
      SM: Funny how when the World gets invaded by actual Fascism they look to America for help. Also, when there is a disaster, once again the World looks to the US for humanitarian aid.

      Yea, we are just so evil, now tell me again what country we have invaded again for the sake of imperialism? Now tell me what Europe, the Far East and Russia has done?

    6. gugltell on June 10th, 2012 4:33 pm

      Oh, monkeys, you´re so scared of my comments that you cut them off automatically now!
      SM: Scared, LOL … you have too high an opinion of your dribble. Actually the smart auto-moderator sent your comments to the SPAM folder. Good call by the SPAM moderator.

    7. gugltell on June 10th, 2012 4:39 pm

      Wow, finally, one of mine passed through! As I was saying, good riddance of a stupid emperor – Dubya, and we WISH Obama was socialist. Cancer was being implanted by an American doctor to puertricans back in 1920s. Doctor confessed to it thinking he was doing a great favor to humanity because “puertoricans were worse than italians” to him. Obama had to apologize to Guatemala for experiments with syphilis similar to Tusekegee`s over there. So, who is the crazy idiot?
      SM: I will leave it up to the readers as to who the crazy idiot is.

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