BREAKING NEWS: Joran van der Sloot to be Indicted Today


According to Gretawire and from a reliable source, Joran van der Sloot will be indicted today in Alabama for Extortion and Wire Fraud!

Read the June 9, 2010 press release:

Looks like we’ll get Joran after Peru gets done with him

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    43 Responses to “BREAKING NEWS: Joran van der Sloot to be Indicted Today”

    1. Kevin on June 30th, 2010 3:07 pm

      The U.S. will never get their hands on him because he will be lucky to last 1 yr in the Peruvian jail.

    2. Greg the Mongoose on June 30th, 2010 3:08 pm

      Its about time!

    3. Erica on June 30th, 2010 3:30 pm

      Kevin, you are most likely correct. They are going to eat him alive in there. But it would be nice for Natalee’s family to get some type of closure on her case. Either way, he is locked up and I’m sure the Holloway’s will be happy that he is in a Puruvian jail instead of sitting pretty in an American jail. Justice will be served.

    4. Tamikosmom on June 30th, 2010 3:36 pm

      Kevin (1)

      Thirty-five years in a Peruvian lockup could be considered justice served for both Natalee and Stephany. Time served in an American prison following his Peruvian sentence could be considered icing on the cake.



      On the Record w/ Greta – November 19, 2008

      BETH HOLLOWAY, NATALEE HOLLOWAY’S MOTHER: Yes. And Greta, I was just wanting to say that, you know, like I said, it’s been a long time, but it’s never too late for justice. And I’d be good with a “Midnight Express” prison ANYWHERE for Joran.,2933,454527,00.html

    5. AYFIT on June 30th, 2010 3:51 pm

      There won’t be anything left when Peru gets done with him.

    6. Lisa in Maryland on June 30th, 2010 4:40 pm

      I believe in the death penalty they out to fry his butt. Thirty five years isn’t even close to justice. I would hate the thought of him roaming free ever!

      The only point I could see in indicting him would be if Peru would hand him over after his sentencing and then the US could bring him to full conviction and send him back to start serving his time. That probably won’t happen.

      And Kevin I give him less than a month. Did you see that angry Peruvian mob during his arrest?? And that was the “good” citizens of Peru.

      The inmates at Lurigancho are going to be jumping for the opportunity to say ” I killed Joran Van der Sloot”!

      Boycott Aruba
      Justice for Natalee & Stephany!

    7. Susan on June 30th, 2010 4:51 pm

      There’s no comparing the prisons in Peru to those in Alabama or anywhere else in the United States. Urine van der Slut would be living “a life of luxury” in an Alabama prison compared to the living conditions in a Peruvian prison. Urine needs to stay in Peru to suffer the consequences and to pay dearly for what he did to Stephany Flores Ramirez and Natalee Holloway!! He needs to rot there. I, for one, don’t want him back on Aruban, Dutch, or American soil. I think Natalee is finally getting justice in a way (with that monster finally behind bars), but her family does need closure.

      Give Natalee back to her parents, ARUBA!!



    8. Katerina on June 30th, 2010 4:55 pm

      Once the Peruvian inmates chop him into bits, someone should use him as shark bait like he did to Natalee.

      I still would like to see what’s under that newly poured concrete patio at the VDS compound in Aruba.

    9. Mike on June 30th, 2010 5:17 pm

      I guess Taco Bell had better get started on this case so he can get his piece of the money being paid to this SOB for interviews. He can take his time though because hopefully he has 35 years to work on it.

    10. Susan on June 30th, 2010 5:18 pm

      Van der Sloot indicted by federal grand jury
      Posted: Jun 30, 2010 3:51 PM CDT
      Updated: Jun 30, 2010 3:51 PM CDT

      BIRMINGHAM, AL (WBRC) – A federal grand jury has indicted Joran Van der Sloot on charges of wire fraud and extortion.

      Prosecutors say he was caught soliciting money from Natalee Holloway’s mother in exchange for revealing the location of Natalee’s remains in Aruba.

      Natalee was last seen on May 30, 2005.

      Van der Sloot remains the lone suspect in her disappearance.

    11. Lisa in Maryland on June 30th, 2010 5:31 pm

      I’m sure we will soon be hearing another “Anita Dramatization” of how Joran was tramatized by the Natalee Holloway case and the FBI tricked him and they had no right to indict him because it wasn’t his fault!

    12. david r on June 30th, 2010 6:24 pm

      I would not mind Joran– after being convicted and getting a long sentence in Peru– going to Alabama to face the extortion music and getting a nice 20 years tacked on the end of the Peruvian sentence. Joran would be humiliated to be in a US jail. He thinks he is so superior to Americans.

    13. Frederic Nitz on June 30th, 2010 7:09 pm

      I wonder why this little pecker thinks it is normal to extort, especially from Beth who has held up tremendously.

      This guy has zero moral bound and needs to be removed from society.

    14. wolfgang on June 30th, 2010 7:22 pm

      I can see it now…”Joran VDS, the Musical” coming to a playhouse near you!!! Casting call for Anita???? Most all the good scary lady actors are gone it seems. As long as Joran can’t profit, let it roll and of course a big scene with appropriate music when Joran gets the AX which we all know is coming. How about a scene where Aruba is cleaned up and we can all go there and be peaceful at the end, where there is all kindness and justice. I think I hear the alarm, time to wake up to reality.

    15. Carpe on June 30th, 2010 7:29 pm

      He`s so done, I bet he thinks this song is about him.

      He had a dream, there was a clown in his coffee.

    16. USS Yorktown on June 30th, 2010 7:55 pm

      That was fast.

    17. USS Yorktown on June 30th, 2010 8:22 pm

      Just curious, where would Joran van der Sloot be ranked as the most hated along side with Osama bin Laden (9/11), South Hadley 6 (Phoebe Prince suicide), Lori Drew (Megan Meier suicide), Hugo Chavez (Venezuela), Kim Jong-Il (North Korea), Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (Iran), and Fred Phelps (Westboro Baptist Church)?

    18. NGBoston on June 30th, 2010 8:37 pm

      The delicious Little Sporter wants $1M for interviews? What for,and where does he plan on spending it? Castro Castro? Lurichango?

      The murdering narcissist hasn’t figured out yet that he is a dead man walking? We’ll be personally boycotting any station that has the gonads to pay him that amount.

      Aruba sucks! Anita Van Der Sloot sucks! Awfully quiet on that stinking piece of shit island lately, isn’t it?

      Justice for Natalee & Stephany! Boycott Aruba until Natalee is brought home!

      Viva Peru

    19. barbreee on June 30th, 2010 9:40 pm

      The National Enquirer is reporting a set of developments regarding a handwritten map JVDS gave which shows a location in the bird sanctuary. There must be something to this, because didn’t Dave Holloway go to Aruba prepared to search? Best wishes to the Holloway family as they go through even more sadness and turmoil.

    20. barbreee on June 30th, 2010 10:33 pm

      And one more thing, hope he never sets foot on American soil. He would be treated too well in our prison systems. He’s looking for that.

    21. Ed H on June 30th, 2010 11:42 pm

      Some radio station should have a contest. Guess when joran will die in jail. Whoever guess day and time would get a week in Aruba. 2nd place would get 2 weeks in Aruba. I can’t belive that scumbag wants 1 million for an interview. I hope when he gets in the general population they make him feel the pain of the family of his 2 victims. But hope it it a long drawn out process before they kill him.

    22. chandu on July 1st, 2010 2:25 am

      Might want to check this one out:


      The sad, never ending story.

    23. brie. on July 1st, 2010 3:06 am

      You just wonder sometimes how many young girls Joran has killed…when their families notified the Aruban authorities and never had the the money to pursue the investigation……it wouldn’t of mattered anyway Aruba wouldn’t do anything about it….

      Just give him 35 yrs plus for robbery and put him in the general population….

      Joran thinks he is going to get a $1 million dollars and walk away free….

      His attorney tells him he will walk away free because his rights were violated..bull crap the judge said everything was legal…the attorney is only there for the money he already knows he can’t win…..

    24. Frederic Nitz on July 1st, 2010 3:38 am

      barbreee: Those maps have been around for a long time. Not exactly breaking news.

      But if Joran’s request for $1m is any indication, he thinks he still has a life.

      Peru is under the gun here because they MUST CONVICT him. The world is watching.

      Glad to see the US has indicted him. That means no matter what happens in Peru, he will find another 20 years tacked on.

      And that is exactly how it will go down. He will be tried in Peru and serve his sentence, if any. Then he will be handed over directly to US marshalls and be tried here for the extortion.

    25. Scott on July 1st, 2010 6:03 am

      Actually Nitz it has not been around a long time. This particular map was drawn after his POS father passed away in a KARMA related death.

      Joran drew this one for some TV show or something along those lines. Dave was in Aruba with the map and the authorities will not let him and Tim Miller search that area.

    26. Alberto on July 1st, 2010 6:48 am

      The Dutch and the Peruvians are presently negotiating a treaty for prisoners to do jailtime in their own country.

      IF Joran is found guilty in Peru he’ll be transfered to The Netherlands in due time and the Dutch won’t extradite their citizens to the US over a $25.100 fraud.

      Best Beth and we can hope for is that she gets her $25.100 back.

    27. super dave on July 1st, 2010 7:06 am

      #17: you forgot the good revrend Jeremiah (the hater) Wright on the list right along with Hugo

    28. Kelly on July 1st, 2010 7:38 am

      Alberto…umm…that’s very wishful thinking that “the monster”, Joran (ran is what he tried to do by the way) will be handed over to Dutch authorities…I don’t think Peruvian authorities will let him go as easily as Aruban police, & government officials did. Remember, daddy is plantfood now…things are different now. Again, Viva Peru!!! We want justice for Natalee & Stephany here in Pittsburgh, PA!

    29. Lisa in Maryland on July 1st, 2010 8:03 am

      Scott is correct about the map in question and yes Joran has drawn other maps. Dave and Tim were not allowed to search the bird santuary or Moserat Dam while in Aruba – The Arubans stated they wanted to wait to talk to Joran and get more evidence before digging and they were afraid that searchers would destroy evidence in the process.

      More than likely this means they are afraid searchers will find evidence and they just need a little more time to make sure the area is cleared of anything that might implicate them!

      Alberto – those negotiations have stalled and I don’t think anyone really wants Joran. Don’t worry he won’t make it out of Peru.

      Best Money Beth ever spent! Too bad she didn’t get exactly what she paid for again thanks to Aruba.


    30. Lisa in Maryland on July 1st, 2010 8:13 am

      Ed H Post #21

      Ha Ha that’s funny “Win a free trip to Aruba” That’s about the only way the can get people to visit – by offering Free vacations! Wouldn’t go if they gave it for free!


    31. meemee on July 1st, 2010 8:22 am

      there is no way peru will let joran go to aruba or the netherlands. no way. the world is watching, and i dont think the peru people will go for that, nor will stephany’s parents want that, they want justice, going home is not justice.

    32. on July 1st, 2010 8:31 am

      But if Joran’s request for $1m is any indication, he thinks he still has a life.

      The money could help: 1. pay his lawyer 2. buy safety in prison 3. better endear him to mama (should he share).

    33. brie. on July 1st, 2010 9:17 am

      After what Joran did I doubt if he will be transferred to the Netherlands. He is going to serve his time in Peru where the crime was committed. The Flores family needs to see justice. Joran isn’t going anywhere.

    34. Mike on July 1st, 2010 9:45 am

      Urine is going to get to go home but it will be in a pine box.

    35. not surprised at all on July 1st, 2010 11:10 am

      @ 32 Katablog

      The money could also be used to buy off legal and gov’t officials in Peru.

      Do not forget that Peru is an equally as corrupt society as Aruba is. It is a banana republic.

      There are people that may, for $1 million, allow JVDS to serve his time elsewhere.

      JVDS, through his experiences in Aruba and Thailand knows how to work corrupt systems. Do not undersell the fact that he will try to play this card.

      If he ends up getting out of Peru, you can count on someone paid some big corruption bucks to get him out of there…..probably the same folks paying all of his legal bills and the Kalpoes legal bills.

    36. Kat_Gram on July 1st, 2010 11:40 am

      RE : Number 26, Alberto.
      The wheels turn slow in these types of treaty negotiaitons. And they will not move any faster because of Sloot. Ten years, I predict before this comes into law. In the meantime, he will try to get more money as this is his CAREER, murder then extortion.

    37. kaye on July 1st, 2010 3:27 pm

      brie #23, don’t be surprised if JVS’s attorney is just being ‘coached’ by some of the higher-ups in Peru. They don’t play around and I’m sure that if the high surpreme judge or President Garcia wanted the attorney to “cooperate” by pretending to defend JVS, he would, or disappear forever. joran’s not going anywhere no matter what strings he thinks he can pull. he’s not in aruba anymore.

    38. Joran vandersloot on July 1st, 2010 3:31 pm

      I am guilty!! I killed both girls and i need to be punished!!

    39. YukonMax on July 1st, 2010 3:48 pm

      Aruba has all the benefits in getting involved and do their part. Summer tourism in aruba is mainly latin from central and south america. Bad news, as not a whole lot of people are looking to go to aruba in the summertime. And now, without a doubt they stand to lose a lot more as their summer tourists are also their trading partners.
      We will certainly see a shift of position from aruba soon.

    40. brie. on July 1st, 2010 5:04 pm

      I surely hope that the judge in Peru doesn’t allow Joran to have any interviews. It will be nothing but lies anyway.

      I don’t even know why Beth’s mother gave JQ Kelly $15,000 for Joran for information of the location of Natalee’s body. He would never tell the truth because he would be prosecuted.

      This guy is evil and full of demons. That day was the day 5 years ago that Natalee disappeared. He brutally murdered Stephanie. And the opening of the Natalee Holloway Resource Center, Joran wants Beth to think that he did those same things to Natalee. No one knows, but Satish said if they find her and they see what you did you’ll get 15 yrs.

      So now he’s up to his old tricks, file a complaint against the police, his civil rights were violated, says that they forced him into a confession and he didn’t know what he was signing, then he said he lied, he said they had no right to take his computer, they had every right, he said he killed her because she intruded in his personal life. Stephanie wasn’t on his computer. He had been stalking her, he got in touch with her on the computer and asked her to meet him at the casino. This was premeditated murder. I also think the tennis racket was used in the murder. Joran never leaves his tennis racket behind. Then he steals her money, her bank cards, ID and steals her car and runs away. He is saying he is innocent.

    41. Lisa in Maryland on July 1st, 2010 6:55 pm

      YukonMax I sure hope so becuse in the court of public opinion they are guilty as Sin!

    42. USS Yorktown on July 1st, 2010 7:29 pm

      @ #27 Super Dave,

      I did mention Hugo Chavez. I did forget Jeremiah Wright. They are scum of humanity along side with Joran van der Sloot.

    43. Frederic Nitz on July 2nd, 2010 1:06 pm

      Scott, I know when the map was drawn but the existance of a map is not breaking news like The National Enquirer seems to think. A “long time” with JVDS is until he changes his mind, which is about five days.

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