Joran Van der Sloot: Shamans Use Voodoo-like Doll to “Spiritually Punish JVDS


Maybe if Aruba had used the Joran Van der Sloot voodoo dolls back in 2005, they might have  purged the evil forces from this psychopath. Instead, the world was inflicted with the Curse of Joran Van der Sloot.

As Joran Van der Sloot was perp walked over the weekend after being arrested in Chile and brought back to Peru to face charges that he allegedly murdered 21 year old Stephany Flores … outside the police facility its was a circus-like atmosphere as shamans repeatedly stabbing a cloth doll representing Van Der Sloot in what was called a “spiritual punishment” ritual.

Outside, seven Indian shamans in brightly colored ponchos repeatedly stabbed a cloth doll representing van der Sloot in a “spiritual punishment” ritual. “We’re punishing him so that all the forces of evil are purged,” one shouted.

About an hour earlier, onlookers yelled insults at the man who has dominated Peruvian front pages as police switched cars south of the foggy coastal capital.


Aruba, take notes from the VIDEO above, this is how you treat a murderer, not having parades and parties for them when they are let out of jail.

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    28 Responses to “Joran Van der Sloot: Shamans Use Voodoo-like Doll to “Spiritually Punish JVDS”

    1. paula on June 7th, 2010 10:35 am

      OMG!!! Was there actually a parade for Joran in Aruba? While I pray that this brings a bit of closure to Natalie’s family it also raises the question of her being brutally beaten in addition to being drugged and raped. What a monster he is.

    2. Sweet_Thang on June 7th, 2010 11:04 am

      Hey Van der Poop:

      Remember, please don’t squeeze the sharmans!

      And be prepared to meet Bubba in a prison cell near you.

    3. Da Woods on June 7th, 2010 12:39 pm

      Look @ the above video…Hair is obviously dyed between leaving the Hotel and the Peruvian Custody. Interesting!

    4. Rusty Bridges on June 7th, 2010 1:06 pm

      Baseball bat used in this case, “she fell and hit her head” and rumers of a baseball bat used against Natalee.

      Sorry urine, no bats allowed in jail, see if you like mop handles used against you.

    5. Miss-Underestimated on June 7th, 2010 2:47 pm

      Calling Joe T. aren’t you going to do something about this model student???

    6. Fidi on June 7th, 2010 2:52 pm

      1.Innocent until proven guilty.
      2.There was no parade for Joran, that was a stupid comment from the scared monkey.
      3.Don’t believe everything people write on the internet.
      4.It was stupid showing him off like the Peruvian police did. It appears he’s enjoying the attention (psychopathic behavior).
      5. If you’ve never been to Aruba don’t comment!

    7. Sharon on June 7th, 2010 3:10 pm

      I hope he does it the donkey treatment!!!
      In the ass with iron bars and wooden poles lubed with hot pepper!!! damn karma is a bitch…
      fits jordan’s karma! :)

    8. Greg the Mongoose on June 7th, 2010 3:12 pm

      I reviewed Joran past TV encounter with Peter R. de Vries. When he threw a glass of wine in Peter’s face it showed what Joran will do when confronted and backed into a wall. Joran now knows he is DONE! He is trying to stay in control. He will die trying to escape, probably taking a female hostage or killing himself. He will not let this trial go down. The hotel video, and him leaving his passport at the Hostile shows too much guilt to over come for any attorney.

    9. Pearl on June 7th, 2010 3:14 pm

      The images of stellar integrity-driven police detective work is so startling and compelling, that it almost causes one to “hold their breaths” – until you realize what HONORABLE, ETHICAL law-enforcement officials look like, compared to the unconscionable examples of depraved corrupt indifference operative at the hands of corrupt Aruban officials who obliterated Natalee Holloway’s human rights and trampled upon her right to a speedy, ethical police investigation into the criminal acts inflicted upon her – AND HER FAMILY. Imagine: searches that yield RESULTS, searches that actually LEAD to the detainment, questioning, and arrest of the LAST man seen leading the VICTIM away, before she’s NEVER SEEN AGAIN… Imagine: EVIDENCE that is collected, HOTEL SECURITY TAPES THAT DON’T END UP GETTING ERASED, WITNESSES willing to attest to the truth, hotel cameras that work, law enforcement officials who DO NOT PARADE THE VICTIMS FAMILY WHILE ASSAULTING THEIR INTEGRITY, but instead – PARADE THE MONSTER BEFORE THE PRESS AND NOT THE VICTIM AND HER FAMILY, – PARADE THE MONSTER – LAST SEEN IN THE PRESENCE OF A VIBRANT, BEAUTIFUL, TALENTED, CHILD before evil snuffed her life out. The difference between law enforcement officials in Aruba and Peru is so staggering, we are all “holding our breaths”, Dompig. How about you, Dompig? Are you still holding your “breaths”? Are you and Van der Stratten, Janssen and Mos, Jacobs and all those visiting judges from the Dutch island where U.S. Diplomat Hogan is now missing – are you and the Aruban lawless officials charged with upholding justice along with your judges who sleep with predators counting corpses when you sleep at night?

    10. Pearl on June 7th, 2010 3:25 pm

      For Maggie: Maggie, the reason why it’s so fascinating that Joran van der Sloot didn’t bother picking up his passport at the hotel desk is that if he told the hotel clerk that he was returning shortly (therefore, not needing his passport as he gave the false impression that he was only going out for a short while and would be returning soon) – and then proceeded to FLEA THE COUNTRY – without picking up his passport, one has to contemplate the purposeful methods Joran went to great lengths to incorporate into the FAKE STORY (that he was returning and therefore did not pick up his passport) only then to FLEA PERU, and ENTER CHILE – ILLEGALLY – WITHOUT HIS PASSPORT. It is a common practice for hotels to HOLD passports of visiting travelers, in various international territories when the traveler is staying the night. Joran chose not to pick up his passport, as that clearly would have alerted the staff – that HE WAS LEAVING. It would suggest that there was calculating efforts he incorporated into HIDING from hotel staff that he was actually – LEAVING, while telling the staff not to “bother his girl”. I hope all the amazing photography experts are running microscopes across the short-sleeved shirt Joran wore as he left the hotel room.

    11. super dave on June 7th, 2010 3:43 pm

      with an enormous head like sloot’s, all the dye
      in the world won’t hide that mug. only an idiot
      would dye his shaved head thinking he would look

    12. Susan on June 7th, 2010 5:20 pm

      I read the article a couple of days ago and thought it was absolutely hilarious. No doubt it would be completely USELESS to try and rid Urine van der Slut of all the WICKED DEMONS possessing him!! No matter how hard anyone tried, it just wouldn’t work on the EVIL, MURDEROUS MONSTER!! No amount of PUNISHMENT the Shamans try to inflict upon Urine would ever be enough or make up for what he has done to Natalee, Stephany, and their families.



    13. brie. on June 7th, 2010 5:35 pm

      It could of been a baseball bat but I likely think it was a tennis racket since he would of carried that in his bag as usual….such a shame!!! It could of been avoided if Aruba would of pursed justice. Van der Straatan, Paulus and Dompig, three worthless pigs….

      I hope Peru really socks it to him.

      It really makes you wonder how many more there were in Joran’s life that deserved justice.

    14. Staci on June 7th, 2010 5:37 pm
    15. Mike on June 7th, 2010 5:44 pm

      Hey Fido,
      I have been to Aruba and yes it sux.

    16. Andys N Texas on June 7th, 2010 6:07 pm
    17. Andys N Texas on June 7th, 2010 6:14 pm
    18. cattys on June 7th, 2010 6:42 pm

      Reality TV, I think, is creating these monsters. Psychos love all this attention. He couldn’t stand not being in the news and thinks he is so smart because of all these years, he has gotten away with everything by being enabled. Sad that these girls, and I bet there are others, had to be at the wrong place at the wrong time.

    19. Just Bearly on June 7th, 2010 7:34 pm

      I read that the court process can take up to two years in Peru. Many people in Peru prisons are awaiting trial. Joran may be appointed a lawyer, although the appointed lawyer will usually lack the skills to make a good defense or appeal.

      Peru uses Napoleonic justice. So while Joran may be presumed innocent, he is pretty much at the mercy of the judges and the courts which will probably not show any mercy. They know the world is watching how they handle this case. The deceased girls father may be well connected with the best judges and lawyers in Peru, and I believed him when he stated that he wants to/or will see justice done. There was also a report Joran may do time in a maximum security prison while waiting trial.

      Have a fun permanent vacation in Peru Mr. JVDS. I think we can stick a fork in you now cause you’re almost done.

    20. Kelly on June 7th, 2010 7:43 pm

      Super Dave, I agree – Joran is an idiot- let’s hope he spends the rest of his life behind bars in Peru!

    21. NewGirlBoston on June 7th, 2010 8:49 pm

      #6-Fidi-My Husband and I visited Aruba for our Honeymoon prior to Natalee Holloway’s disappearance/murder. It was a beautiful Island, and the local people in the Hospitality Industry were most gracious and wonderfully warm.

      However-what happened in 2005 has tainted that image I once held so dear. Until the day Van der Stratten & Co. come clean, and all the crooked and corrupt LE Officials finally do something to overturn the horrid mistakes they made- I will never set foot in Aruba again.

      Understand- many of us here do not hold the local natives responsible for what took place or how the Holloway family was treated. Bottom line- the crime was covered up and Joran was never prosecuted due to many others having to take the fall. Joran Van Der Sloot committed murder and rape of an innocent American and her name was Natalee Ann Holloway. Paulus Van Der Sloot was instrumental in coercing Natalee and helping his sleazebag Son lure her in- and then also responsible for assisting his Son despose of Natalee’s remains after she was killed. In addition to that- Paulus used his influence as a Judge to help his Son essentially get away with murder. Until amends are made and that piece of shit Joran finally comes clean about where he dumped Natalee’s body, nothing else matters. The same with Stephany Flores and her family. Until Joran VDS is prosecuted to the full extent of the law for what he did to these 2 young women—Aruba is being boycotted here by many.

      We hold these girls in our hearts and minds,,,,,so your first bullet of “innocent until proven guilty” holds no weight here. Joran VDS is guilty has hell and has most likely raped and killed and exploited countless other victims in over the years since he was able to do so.

      What about Natalee’s RIGHTS??????

      What about Stephany’s RIGHTS????? They had a RIGHT TO LIVE!!!!

    22. NewGirlBoston on June 7th, 2010 8:50 pm

      Klaas—My last post went poof. Can you check your spam folder? Why does that happen? Strange.

      SM: I found it in there, good call.


    23. USS Yorktown on June 7th, 2010 9:53 pm

      “Innocent until proven guilty” is for the justice system, not public opinion. Also, Peru is “Guilty until proven innocent”. Some people are just naive and ignorant.

      I wonder if Casey Anthony is considering maintaining a relationship with Joran van der Sloot? Both can related to each other as being the most hated people along with the South Hadley 6, Lori Drew, Fred Phelps, and Osama bin Laden.

    24. NGBoston on June 7th, 2010 9:58 pm


    25. kiltie on June 7th, 2010 10:35 pm

      I heard today Aruba is once again going to search the pond, where the Aruban resident testified, under a polygraph, that he spotted Joran, wet up to his mid chest, coming from the pond area that night, without a shoe. And later, that Joran and the Dad returned in a car (he thought they were searching for the shoe). If Natalee’s remains are not found at the pond, Aruba then plans to search the marsh area. If Aruba finds Natalee’s remains and brings a 2nd murder case against Joran, it will help somewhat for the fraudulent cover up initiated earlier by previous officials, and show a little good faith effort.

    26. Selena on June 7th, 2010 11:12 pm

      By BNO News

      LIMA (BNO NEWS) — Dutchman Joran van der Sloot, who remains the prime suspect in the disappearance of missing teenager Natalee Holloway, on Monday confessed to murdering a Peruvian woman, police confirmed.

      According to police, Van der Sloot killed 21-year-old Stephany Tatiana Flores Ramirez because she saw ’something’ about Natalee Holloway on his laptop.

      “I did not want to do it,” Van der Sloot said in his confession. “The girl saw private things. She had no right. I approached her and she was scared,” he continued.

      “We discussed it and she tried to escape, and I took her neck and hit her.”

      Further details were not immediately released.

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    28. Patti C on June 14th, 2010 12:10 am

      So much I don’t know about the Peruvian male prisons! Do the inmate mess with voodoo dolls or do they stick shivs in their neighbors or something worse? What kind of eating utensils or whatever do they supplied with to use as weapons? I guess I’m thinking they have much better Peruvian types of inmate justice.

      Do voodoo dolls work? Lots of people say they do! Has Joran been told what the natives are doing outside the prison? Does he have pains but doesn’t know?

      I can’t image a pervert even wanting to rape this piece of human feces! Torture, yes.

      Joran reminds me of O.J. Simpson. They both got incredible breaks and kept pushing their luck. O.J. older, more mature, a little more suave at it. Both both have extremely short fuses! Stupid, feces-brained murderers, evil light and dark.

      35 years in a Peruvian prison is so much better punishment than the death penalty! Will he make it that long? Is his case so high profile that the Peruvian jailers will have to protect him? I hope not!

      Much as I’m glad to see mags like people crying out, “Justice for Natalee,” that headline should never appear without, “Justice for Stephany.”

      Stephany sounds like a physically strong, more mature girl. She fought like a tigress against the huge Dutchman with the awful terror in her!

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