SNL Mocks Obama SOTU & Rips Coakley’s Loss to Brown in Mass Senate Election

Once again SNL took it upon themselves to mock President Barack Obama and his State of the Union speech. It was actually are pretty clever piece as SNL’s Obama would mock parts of the speech including reciting jobs available and then cut to actual footage from the SOTU.

If SNL is going to continue to mock Obama for his actions, he does not have a chance.

Fred Armisen as Obama further went on to shred Democrat Martha Coakley for losing the Massachusetts Senate race stating that she couldn’t beat Dick Cheney for mayor of Berkeley.”

“Our nominee Martha Coakley was the single most incompetent candidate ever to seek public office in this nation’s history,” said Armisen to thunderous applause.

“Martha Coakley, you are a disgrace,” he continued. “You couldn’t beat Dick Cheney for mayor of Berkeley”

However, Martha Coakley may have run a poor campaign and did some incompetent things; however, the dramatic shifts in the campaign occurred at the same time that back room dirty deals were made with Obamacare.

As The Corner states, the Scott Brown skit was pretty funny. Actually, YES IT WAS, albeit predictable. I guess, like Sarah Palin, the LEFT just considers Brown just another pretty face … that’s why he won. No matter, HE DID!

Obama White House Press Sec Gibbs Says Khalid Sheikh Mohammed Will be Executed after Tried & Convicted

This morning on CNN’s “State of the Union,” Barack Obama Press Secretary Robert Gibbs stated that the master mind of the World Trade Center bombing on September 11. 2001 … Khalid Sheikh Mohammed would likely be executed after he was tried and convicted.

Video via FireDogLake

Accused Sept. 11 plotter Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is likely to be executed after being tried and convicted, White House spokesman Robert Gibbs said Sunday.

Gibbs spoke on CNN’s “State of the Union.” The Obama administration has begun looking for places other than the heart of New York City to prosecute Mohammed and four alleged co-conspirators in the face of fierce criticism tied to security and costs.

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What, Patches O’Houlihan Attested … Rip Torn Arrested for Alledged Armed Robbery of Bank

Say it isn’t so … Patches O’Houlihan from Dodgeball fame has been arrested. Obviously Patches did not take his own advice of dodge,  duck, dip, dive and dodge the law.

Hey Patches, “if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a drunken armed robbery arrest.” OMG, this is pathetically sad …

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the only question is whether Torn’s mugshot will rival this classic one from a past drunk driving incident

Actor Elmore “Rip” Torn has been arrested for breaking into a Salisbury, CT bank and carrying a firearm while highly intoxicated. Torn, known for his roles in Dodge Ball, Men in Black, the Beastmaster

Connecticut state police said the 78-year-old Salisbury resident was arrested Friday night after police found him inside the Litchfield Bancorp with a loaded revolver.

The “Men in Black” actor was taken into custody and booked on numerous criminal charges, including burglary and possession of firearm without a permit.

He was held on $100,000 bond and is scheduled for a Monday appearance in Bantam Superior Court.

According to reports, Rip Torn entered the bank through a broken window, was found inside the bank with a loaded revolver and was highly intoxicated.  Torn broke into the Litchfield Bankcorp building in Salisbury, Connecticut, where he lives, at around 9.40 pm. He is being held on $100,000 bond and is scheduled for a Monday appearance in Bantam Superior Court.

TMZ has the arrest docs.

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Obama Refuses to Listen to American Voters … Maybe Barack Obama is the President of No!

Hmm … Barack Hussein Obama … the President of “NO.” No he won’t listen to We the People.

Hey RNC, WAKE UP … Barack Hussein Obama just gave you material for 2010 and 2012 campaign ads. Since when is saying no and doing the will of the people a bad thing?

Maybe it is Barack Obama that is the President of “NO” as he refuses to listen to the American voters. A newsflash to Obama and Democrats, the Republicans are not the party of no, they are the party that cares enough to listen to the “will of the people” to oppose your socialist, Marxist agenda.

As it is, a majority of the American voters no longer trust this President.

Obama the Hypocrite … He lectures Republicans that they are not bi-partisan, yet when TN Rep. Marsha Blackburn questioned The One as to whether the problem might be the Democrat leadership in the House, Obama wanted to hear nothing of it. How is saying no to Obama when 58% of Americans are saying no to Obama a bad thing?

Watch Obama … The President of Not listening to We the People

Obama is so quick to say that the mood in Washington, DC is hostile, yet he needs to look no further than in the mirror to see the reason why. Many in America think that Democrat House Speaker Pelosi and Senate majority leader Reid are part of the problem as they are too far to the LEFT. Yet, in the above video you will see Obama shake his head no to any such question. Who is out of touch with the American people President Obama, you or the Republicans?

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Natalee Holloway: Deepak & Satish Kalpoe Mislead the Court & Continue with VISA Excuses to Dodge Depositions in LA County, CA Dr Phil Defamation Case

Deepak and Satish Kalpoe appear to not want their day in Court …

It would appear that Deepak and Sataish Kalpoe are fraidy-scared to come to the United States and be deposed. What, the Kalpoe’s do not want their day in court? Looks that way … Kalpoe’s continue to make excuses for being deposed as Defense counsel claims they are intentionally filling out Visa applications so to be denied access to the United States.

Dr. Phil defense attorneys accuse Kalpoe’s of misleading the Court.

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The Kalpoe’s appear to have tried to get two Visa applications denied within 6 months because they thought that it would delay the process. Of course they and their attorneys seem to have misinterpreted the law. Or possibly did not even bother to review it at all.

So Deepak and Satish Kalpoe that they were going to get rich quick by suing Dr Phil and Jammie Skeeters. Since the initial law suit filing, the case has been dismissed against the late Jamie Skeeters.  The Kalpoe brothers were suing for defamation of character. Of course our first thought was, didn’t one have to have character first in order to claim defamation?

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In motion to compel documents filed with the court the lawyers for Dr. Phil McGraw continued to file motions to compel the Kalpoe brothers to be deposed i in Los Angeles, CA. For three years the Kalpoe’s have come up with ever excuse not to come to the United States to be deposed. Read the Motion to Compel HERE. Defense attorneys are looking to compel the Kalpoe’s to appear in Los Angeles County, CA on or before April 15, 2010 to be deposed. It is hard to believe that Deepak and Satish, so quick to sue have never yet been deposed. Does any one really wonder why?

Did Deepak and Satish really not think they were going to be grilled regarding their conduct and participation in the disappearance and death of Alabama teen Natalee Holloway?

Their actions had everything to do with their character, or lack thereof and would be open to questioning. Exactly what reputation would one have to defame when as a suspect in the death and disappearance of Natalee Holloway, you lie to Aruban and Dutch LE? In the end … this case always ties back to the night that Natalee Holloway disappeared and was never seen again. All questions, whether they be civil or criminal begin there.

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The Kalpoe’s claim that they cannot make it to the United States to be deposed by Dr. Phil’s attorneys because they have issues with their VISA’s. It’s no wonder that they were denied by the United States government, especially when from all accounts they were purposely incorrectly and inaccurately filled out by the Kalpoe’s. Dr. Phil’s immigration expert referred to the Kalpoe’s Visa applications as, “two shoddy Visa applications which were defective and contained contained numerous discrepancies, and were predictably denied”. Plaintiffs (Kalpoes) offered the Court no explanation as to why they did not contact an immigration attorney to prepare and file their Visa applications. Hmm.

Defamation of character, eh? These folks intentionally fill out a simple Visa application to suit their purpose not to be deposed.

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