Shocking News: Florida Police Find that Tiger Woods Responsible for his Single Person SUV Accident … However New Woman Claims Affair


It what might have been one of the most “Onionesque” press conferences ever, the Florida Highway Patrol presser stating that Tiger Woods was at fault for the single vehicle accident that took place at 2:25 am Friday had to be one of the most bizarre events ever.

Out of curiosity, who else would have been responsible, the chipmunk that darted across the driveway? Maybe blame the fire hydrant for having the audacity to being located in that very spot where Wood’s SUV veered off the road. What made this presser even more comical was all the eyes of the media and the gossip rags were on hand thinking some how that Tiger and his wife Elin Nordegren would some how be hand cuffed, arrested, made to do a perp walk.

The media was expecting a Law & Order gotcha moment and instead received a Spinal Tap moment of this is what they wantes, this is what they got.

Since the accident, tabloids and gossip Web sites have fueled speculation about the events leading up to it, including that there may have been a domestic dispute between Woods and his wife.

The crash came two days after The National Enquirer published a story alleging that Woods had been seeing a New York nightclub hostess, and that they recently were together in Melbourne, where Woods competed in the Australian Masters. The woman, Rachel Uchitel, denies the affair.

An attorney for the neighbors who dialed 911 after the crash said Woods did not appear to be driving under the influence and showed no signs of having been in a fight. Montes said there were no claims of domestic violence and insufficient evidence to subpoena any medical information.

“Despite the celebrity status of Mr. Woods, the Florida Highway Patrol has completed its investigation in the same professional manner it strives to complete each traffic investigation,” Montes said.

Tiger Woods was cited for careless driving, faces a $164 fine and four points on his driver’s license. Let’s hope Tiger can afford the fine. So does this mean the end of the Tiger Woods saga? Does not look like it as another woman has come out of the “wood” work, 24 year old Jaime Grubbs claims to have had a 31 month affair with Tiger Woods.

Grubbs claims she has text messages … pic & text below.

My 2-year fling with Tiger (pic is exclusive, please use link to see the latest to claim an affair with Woods)


Tiger is said to have messaged Jaimee just three days before the crash warning: “My wife has been through my phone and may be calling you.”

Jaimee says the golf champion ordered her to delete her name from her voicemail because his other half was checking his phone records.

Jaimee says the superstar said: “Hey, it’s Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favour. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that.

“Just have it as a number on the voicemail. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye.”

UPDATE I: RUT-ROH, Tiger Woods Apoligizes for Trangressions & Personal Failings

Tiger Woods disclosed his “personal failings” in a 317-word statement on his Web site that did not delve into details, except to say that he “let my family down” and regrets it “with all of my heart.”

Still to be determined is whether this closes a shocking saga involving one of the biggest names in sport.

In the last week, Woods has faced intense media scrutiny after a car accident outside his home in the middle of the night and sordid allegations of affairs. Finally, on Wednesday, Woods acknowledged he had “not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves.”

Posted December 2, 2009 by
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    17 Responses to “Shocking News: Florida Police Find that Tiger Woods Responsible for his Single Person SUV Accident … However New Woman Claims Affair”

    1. super dave on December 2nd, 2009 1:22 pm

      WHAT ! you mean tiger woods is not God ? he’s not barack obama ? the leader of the free world ? nope, he’s just plain old tiger woods that messed around on his wife, just an average man.
      i bet all the people that had him on this pedestal are sick this morning.

    2. rightknight on December 2nd, 2009 3:20 pm


    3. Lexa on December 2nd, 2009 4:00 pm

      You’d think the richest guy in sports might be smarter than this and perhaps HAVE A SEPARATE PHONE FOR HIS MISTRESS TO CALL ON?

      Yeah…good idea…give the woman you’re fooling around on your wife with the cell phone number everyone else has.

      Tiger…if your father were alive he’d smack you upside the head.

    4. ernie on December 2nd, 2009 4:12 pm

      If Tiger cheated on his wife then he is in good company. JFK most popular even though everyone knew he was a womanizer. Clinton, Kobe, and a host of others are more popular after cheating than before.

      So the idea that Tiger may have had an affair is no big deal in today’s society. And he will not lose one endorsement.

      The real problem as I see it if all this were true and the wife caused his injuries is that it will happen again if she and he do not get anger management therapy. Men that cheat have a low self esteem even a Tiger Woods apparently needs assurances about his manhood for whatever reason. And men and women who physically abuse their mates have a major problem.

      Good luck Tiger……..hope you survive.

    5. Dolf on December 2nd, 2009 4:49 pm

      serves them right for putting him up the pedestal to begin with.

    6. Carpe on December 2nd, 2009 11:21 pm

      Tiger, sleep lightly, my friend.

      Remember: 2 old soup cans tied together and
      hung over a door knob makes a great advanced
      warning system!

      One eye on the wallet.

      The other on the door, bro bro.

      A woman scorned never fully rests. They network
      with friends and form “sleeper-cells.”

    7. Pat in alabama on December 2nd, 2009 11:51 pm

      Well said Dolf. We like to idolize these celebrities and then crucify them when we find out they are doing what a large portion of the rest of the population is doing.

      He’s a great golfer.
      He’s human.
      He screwed up.
      I do feel sorry for his wife and family, but really, this is non-news.

    8. Greg the Mongoose on December 3rd, 2009 6:15 am

      He is also does steroids like A-rod. Checkout his pictures of his body.

    9. tuyvnsurvivor on December 3rd, 2009 10:40 am

      #4, it is not easy to guess what may cause walking around, male or female. It is easier to pass if off with a label sociology style…the non-science similiar in kind to some women’s magizines. But, “low self estem”, not. Or a pill could correct it…”it” lasts more than four hours — quickly seek more women. Though I think for some men, even aid pills do not work four ‘minutes’.

      With all the varried possible issues, sometimes it comes down to some horses are stronger, faster, more or less acceptable (charming), than others. In men I think it often is generalship, innovation, invention, creativity, effection, sharing and generousity, biological, sociol experiences, motivation, lack or fact of being inhibited, exploration, daring, conquest, self approval, admirer or not of art in nature, and does or does not lack for intimacy…sharing of the sweet nothings.

      I think indeed, many think they want a dead fish beside them who does not so much as brush their teeth or hair before bedtime. Maybe some want someone on the far side of the bed who feels all the above has been several times experimented…so what is new? And perhaps one partner just cannot have delight at all, and in most ways the other partner still holds love and loyalty to the “far side”. There is no telling what exists, or ‘what wants’.

    10. NewGirlBoston on December 3rd, 2009 3:38 pm

      #4- Ernie=====Good Company? WTF—what a tool you are and your crappy statement would lead the readership here to believe that you actually condone Men who cheat on their wives?

      Listen, of course Mr. Woods is a human, and as humans we all make mistakes. However—I don’t think that Men or Women should ever go down in history for anything but certain types of accomplishments—-one of those NOT being that they were unfaithful to their significant others.

      Mr. Woods is still an incredible athlete and he will survive. I feel badly for his Wife now bc the MSM is relentless and her life will most likely be a living hell for the next few weeks anyway. Tiger can also thank his Attorney’s for a good Pre-Nup and his WIFE for not leaving his ass immediately. They have 2 very small children.

      So, Bottom Line Gentlemen! Do not call me a prude and comment that I am a stick in the mud. I am all for people enjoying one another and having great sex. Here is the deal-io though–IF YOU ARE MARRIED OR IN A SERIOUS LONG TERM RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE—-those type of relations should only be with the person you are with. It’s called: Stay Single or GET A DIVORCE—announce separation intentions BEFORE you wander and stray.

      This stuff has been going on for hundreds of years—what is so difficult about keeping things real with your mate and staying honest??

      #4-Ernie—Got it? Good. Now stop raising your leg and spraying that Male testosterone all over this blog—-it smells and I as a Woman find it offensive.

      Peace! NG from Boston

    11. Dolf on December 4th, 2009 5:12 am


      for all we know they have an open marriage
      SM: I don’t think so Dolf. From the reports that she could get $300 million in divorse and that money, 7 figures, may have deposited in her personal check accout along with a re-write of the pre-nup into a post-nup. This hardly looks like an open marriage.

      You don’t whack your spouse with a big bertha drive and smash out the back window of an SUV with an open marriage, you just go to sleep.


    12. Scott on December 4th, 2009 8:04 am

      Here we go again with Dolf making stupid and unfounded allegations…This is unreal. Wow..Dolf..jumping on the Parnevik bandwagon? LOL….

      NOBODY really knows what happened except Woods and his wife Elin.

      NOBODY knows what their pre-nup or post-nup arrangement is except them.

      EVERYONE has skeletons in their closets and have made mistakes in their lives. All of you on here bashing this guy are pretty much hypocrites because deep down (even if you won’t admit it) if you were in his shoes you would do the same thing.

      HE OWES the public NOTHING.

      I am not condoning what he did. He screwed up majorly. He IS at fault in this situation.

      But you know what, why is media treating these women like princesses INSTEAD of calling them out for what they are; home-wrecking whores. They share some fault in this too. They knew he was married and had children yet these women slept with him anyways! They could have walked away and said NO….The media should be calling out these gold digging sluts and drag them through the mud WITH Woods.

      No way it’s an open relationship…LOL….Dolf, maybe you and your boyfriend define an “open relationship” as this, but anybody with half a brain KNOWS a woman would not react like that if they had an open relationship.

      I believe Woods and his wife will work this out ANd I think Tiger will use this to fuel him and will continue to be the best in the world; THE BEST EVER; will beat Jack’s record in the next 2-3 years.

      I firmly believe WHEN he beats Jack’s record he will retire and walk away from the game before he is 40!

    13. tuyvnsurvivor on December 4th, 2009 9:59 am

      Scott, not that my approval means anything, but I agree with most of what you say.

      But not the trashing out of the women. They too may be a loved child, sister, friend etc. They indeed can be good human beings, though appearing in fault, yet valueable/wonderful in many/other ways. I dislike they go from kiss to tell vulgarly.

      In these circumstances (folks like Greta Van S ) love to pry into, we do not give the victims (?) an exam to see all their good vs the current sensationalized, enterprized by many a hypocrite, arroused by the wouldnt’s, couldn’ts, annonomously cowardess — alike….baaad.

      Media needs to stay out! I cannot watch the news or keep it on in the back ground without hearing someone else’s private business.

      One thought here is: if Tiger were telling most anyone who now is a critic, of his wildly romantic and fullfilling relationship…telling it just as errotically as their favorite porn video? Oh yeah, they dig it. Though the way it is here in the real car crash, they go (in someways) polar to thier own turn on’s and whoop out condemnation.

    14. Scott on December 4th, 2009 12:56 pm

      Sorry #13…but these women are whores and should be condemned as well. Who cares if they are loved child, friend, etc…? These women should be scorned all over television. They shouldn’t get their 15 minutes because they spread their legs for Tiger. They are NOT victims, yet culprits.

      These rags need to dig into these women’s lives as much as Tiger’s and we will see them for what they are….money grubbing, gold digging, trashy sluts and whores! They along with Tiger should wear the scarlet letter…

      Like I said, these women are famous now because they opened their legs for Tiger…that’s it!

      The media should especially make this Jaimee Grubbs go into hiding and drag every bit of dirt on her they can. She set Tiger up big time!

    15. kitty on December 5th, 2009 6:17 pm

      That’s what Tiger got for taking his hands off his wood.

      It’s going to cost him Big time… the ladies are lining up, and from the stories coming forth, he’s paying them off one by one ~ (is it up to 4 or 5 women now?)… all being paid off to keep quiet… cha $ ching $ cha $ ching…cha ching… they all kissed and want to tell, but are being $ilenced before then can do so… very clever ~ cover it up, Tiger ~… just pay em off…

      This unfortunately, will cost him and $adly, $ the money will never repair the damage done to his wife and kids ~ shame.

      Uchitel apparently is getting 1 to 3 million… hey, what’s a few million?

      his wife got T’d off when she learned his wood was being played elsewhere… he’s lucky she didn’t beat him to a pulp ~ with his nine iron ~ hey, she let him off pretty lightly.

      he’ll move on ~ she’ll be okay ~

      it’s the kids that lost on this one.

    16. super dave on December 5th, 2009 7:29 pm

      the girls said that his woody was just a splinter.

    17. NewGirlBoston on December 6th, 2009 1:36 pm


      But you know what, why is media treating these women like princesses INSTEAD of calling them out for what they are; home-wrecking whores. They share some fault in this too. They knew he was married and had children yet these women slept with him anyways! They could have walked away and said NO….The media should be calling out these gold digging sluts and drag them through the mud WITH Woods.

      I would have to agree with this—however—they are gold diggers looking for:

      A. Their slice of the pie
      B. Their 15 minutes of fame

      Plus, one of them was so ugly–Tiger must have been under the influence that night if he even entertained the thought of hooking up with a ho like that. UGH.

      Elin has way more class than all three of these broads put together. And, while no one does know exactly what happened but Woods and his Wife—I think again I have to disagree that since he is a PUBLIC SPORTS CELEBRITY living inside the Fishbowl from which he profits—he really should use better judgement about the decision he makes in his personal life. I realize not everyone agrees with this theory—but come on, Scott! This is NOT the image I want of this great Professional Athelete in the head of my Son who idolizes him—-a Man who cheats on his Wife.

      PS—Anyone’s personal life and decisions are their own and while there are definetly worse things than cheating on a Spouse as far as general conduct goes—I just have one question, —WHY ALL THE EXCEPTIONS? WHY HAS AMERICA’S MORAL COMPASS GONE COMPLETELY SOUTH? Why is this standard now or even completely acceptable—and, “everybody does it” nowadays?! No! Everybody does not but it seems the majority apparently do. I refuse to raise my children this way or with these types of morals or character— simply because it is not the way I was raised and it seems to have served me well so far.


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