Gaffe Prevention: VP Biden’s Witness Protection Program … Sent to Talk to the Not-So Masses by Obama


It appears that President Barack Obama and his handlers have finally found a way to hide VP Empty seatsBiden in a witness protection program away from the media so no more verbal gaffes can be reported. The answer, send Biden to locations to speak where no one shows.

Using the age old adage, If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there, does it make a sound, Obama sent Biden off to rural, rural, town outside of Erie, PA to talk with the common folks about federal stimulus money that can be used to expand broadband access to the Internet for rural areas that typically have poor connections.

It looks like the people did not get the memo as no one showed. It’s like a scene from the movie “Black Sheep” where Chris Farley is sent off to some obscure, rural town to help his bothers campaign to just keep him out of the way. Sounds familiar.

Apparently stimulus money and broadband are not all that interesting to the local folk here: Only around 100 or so people have showed up so far to hear Biden talk at noon at Seneca High School off Route 8 in Wattsburg.

The room looked so sparse that about 30 or so chairs were removed by volunteers to give the illusion of a full house.

The effect didn’t exactly work.

Posted July 2, 2009 by
Fun, Gaffe, Humor, Joseph Biden, WTF | 7 comments

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  • Comments

    7 Responses to “Gaffe Prevention: VP Biden’s Witness Protection Program … Sent to Talk to the Not-So Masses by Obama”

    1. Jack Hammer on July 2nd, 2009 1:16 pm

      All of you people on this website have finally talked some sense in to me with all your name calling and brain dead thoughts. I truly feel Obama is evil and he is bringing this country in to hell…..


    2. Michelle Smith on July 2nd, 2009 2:08 pm


      One day you will see what we are talking about, when you actually take your head out of the sand and open your eyes. This administration has no clue what they are doing; they are liars and don’t give a flip about the American people. They think that all of America is as stupid as the folks that voted for him but not all of us are drinking the Obama juice.

    3. rightknight on July 2nd, 2009 3:12 pm

      Biden is a member of our “A-Team”. Next in a lineup
      of bizarre personalities poised to take the helm of
      our ship in time of need. He should be observed for
      signs of awareness and leadership qualities.

    4. St Stephen on July 2nd, 2009 4:21 pm

      #1 Jack Hammer

      There are the many here who do not castigate President Obama as evil.

      His policy being faulty and self-destructive toward the country does not make him evil. It is only that we need to bring our nation to the plateau where we know it belongs, and all he has done was give money to those who know only how to bankrupt huge banks and conglomerate companies.

      He has done nothing, repeat, nothing to provide employment for millions out of work and now we learn that hundreds of thousands more are unemployed and the propect is bleaker than when President Bush was in office.

      And with the ensuing energy bill he will coax more companies to move to foreign countries and more will be unemployed.

      Are you really happy with that prospect? Where are the jobs that he said he would provide? I do not see it, nor do millions of others, for that matter.

      Health insurance? Let’s get the country working, then we can address that. WE need jobs NOW, not when he decides that we need them.

      I feel that is one of the reasons so many voted for him to begin with. His smoke and mirrors is losing its drama, and people are actually getting more worried, not less worried about their futures.

      So where is President Obama taking us, in reality? Will there be employment or will their be more taxes to those that still cling to the jobs they have?

      Is that promise of NO TAXES for those making less than $250,000 gone by the wayside? Is he, in the final analysis, just another “read my lips”, one-term politician that the people naively put their trust and audacity of hope in?

      What is an intelligent answer to this dilemma, Mr. Jack Hammer, or are you just another poster on the board who revels in spewing epithets and name-calling without rhyme or reason?


    5. katablog on July 2nd, 2009 8:41 pm

      Ask yourself: Would YOU drive 20 minutes out of your way to listen to the gaffe a minute machine? Then you will know why no one showed up.

    6. Dolf on July 3rd, 2009 8:18 am


      if its during rushhour…is only 2 km :)

    7. Dolf on July 3rd, 2009 8:23 am


      that reminds me, I am by car today

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