JUST FOR FUN, GIGGLES AND LAUGHS … THE ONION NAILS IT.
The Onion has done it again … Local Idiot to Post on Internet … do any of you know a person like this? This is a classic, although I would add to The Onion’s piece and state … emails might have been added as well.
For those of you who are not familiar with The Onion, please be advised that it is satire. Leave your seriousness at the door and open your heart and mind to humor. Warning: some strong language and some of you may find things in this article that are offensive. Some may find the article hits close to home (that’s sarcasm).
“Later this evening, I intend to watch the video in question, click the ‘reply’ link above the box reserved for user comments, and draft a response, being careful to put as little thought into it as possible, while making sure to use all capital letters and incorrect punctuation,” Mylenek said. “Although I do not yet know exactly what my comment will entail, I can say with a great degree of certainty that it will be incredibly stupid.”
The following Onion article has to be one of the funniest ever wrote. Why? Because in order for something to be really funny, there must be truth in it. Read and enjoy. Here were some of my favorite snippets, what were yours?
Mylenek, who rarely in his life has been capable of formulating an idea or opinion worth the amount of oxygen required to express it, went on to guarantee that the text of his comment would be misspelled to the point of incomprehension.
“After clicking the ‘submit’ button, I will immediately refresh the page so that I can view my own comment. I will then notice that my comment has not appeared because the server has not yet processed my request, become angry and confused, and re-post the same comment with unintentional variations on the original wording and misspellings, creating two slightly different yet equally moronic comments,” he said.
“Once this minor diversion is complete, I will finish posting my comment, then sit there like the worthless human being I am and wait for other commenters to respond,” he added. “Because, as I mentioned before, I have nothing better to do with my life.”
“We are blessed to be living in an age when we have a global communications network in which idiots, a$$holes, and total and complete wastes of f*$#ing human life alike can come together to give instant feedback in an unfettered and unmonitored online environment,” Mylenek said. “What better way to take advantage of this incredible technology than to log onto the Internet and insult a complete stranger?”