George Bartusek Plastic Crime of the Year: Blown out of Proportion, Can’t A Dude take his Women Shopping? Florida Man Busted In Me’nage a Trois

File this story under True Crime that writes itself … Most men want women who are not “plastic” … Not George Bartusek … now I need a shower.

Nobody likes getting caught with their pants down. However, George is not like most men.  He is Blessed. Yes, the unspoken dream of many a dude whether they are willing to admit it or not:

He has 2 girlfriends, at the same time, and they are ok with it. True Story.

Nope, you will never hear a peep out of made in china 1 or made in china 2. That is of course unless they get caught up in the seat belt and spring a leak.

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Not sure if this is girl friend 1 or 2

 Georgie’s girls are P L A S T I C , as in, inflated.  Came in a box with instructions and *conditioner* to prolong quality. George Bartusek, 51,was going “downtown with the sundown” in the front seat of his 1998 Lincoln Town Car, which was parked directly in front of a Publix store. Horrified shoppers called police when they spotted Georgie paying particular attention to the woman in the front seat and not even glancing in the rear view.

Joy Wray, on vacation from CT, one of the shoppers interviewed at the scene, felt the incident had been over-inflated. She went on to say:

 “I felt sorry for the man. He looked so sad. He kept yelling at the one in the back seat as police  were putting him in the patrol car. “It’s your fault! Your mouth is always open but you never really  SAY ANYTHING!!”

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Barack Hussein Obama Drops Charges Agianst Abd al-Rahim al-Nashiri, al-Qaida Suspect in the 2000 USS Cole bombing

REPREHENSIBLE!!! CHARGES DROPPED.

Barack Hussein Obama’s executive order which mandates that the military commissions Abd al-Rahim al-Nashiribe halted at Gitmo has paved the way for charges to dropped against Abd al-Rahim al-Nashiri, an al-Qaida suspect in the 2000 USS Cole bombing. Far be it that we let a “symbol” like Gitmo get in the way of charges against an enemy of America.

The Pentagon’s senior judge overseeing terror trials at Guantanamo Bay dropped charges Thursday against an al-Qaida suspect in the 2000 USS Cole bombing, upholding President Barack Obama’s order to freeze military tribunals there. The charges against suspected al-Qaida bomber Abd al-Rahim al-Nashiri marked the last active Guantanamo war crimes case.

The legal move by Susan J. Crawford, the top legal authority for military trials at Guantanamo, brings all cases into compliance with Obama’s Jan. 22 executive order to halt terrorist court proceedings at the U.S. Navy base in Cuba.

Once again we have a Democratic administration that has no idea how to handle terrorism. That’s it President Obama, let’s give terrorist criminal trials in the US and afford them all the liberties of a US citizen rather than military tribunals at GITMO. Heaven forbid we must allow the military commission process to go forward.

The ruling also gives the White House time to review the legal cases of all 245 terror suspects held there and decide whether they should be prosecuted in the U.S. or released to other nations.

Obama was expected to meet with families of Cole and 9/11 victims at the White House on Friday afternoon to announce the move.

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Change You Can Believe In … Another Obama nominee, Secretary of Labor Hilda Solis Has Tax Issues Also

This is just plain embarrassing … although look on the bright side Mr. President, this Hilda Solisone only owed $6400. Who knew that appointing an Obama Cabinet without tax cheats would be such a daunting task?

More Change you can believe in … if it’s a Barack Obama nominee, they must certainly have not paid their taxes.  Hilda Solis, the nominee for Secretary of Labor has became the third Barack Obama Cabinet appointee to have undisclosed tax problem. Hilda Solis’ husband paid about $6,400 Wednesday to settle tax liens that had been outstanding for as long as 16 years against his business.

The husband of President Obama’s choice to head the Labor Department paid about $6,400 Wednesday to settle tax liens that had been outstanding for as long as 16 years against his business, the Obama administration said Thursday.
The disclosure came shortly before a scheduled 2 p.m. meeting of the Senate Health, Education, Labor and Pensions Committee, which will vote on U.S. Rep. Hilda Solis’ nomination as Labor secretary. The hearing was postponed to give the administration time to look into the tax matter and report back to the committee, said Anthony Coley, a spokesman for Sen. Edward Kennedy, the committee chairman. Solis is a California Democrat.

Michelle Malkin points out the complete and utter lack of shame in disclosing the tax lien issue just hours before the nomination vote was supposed to take place. All this from the President who promised us Hope, Change and Transparency. Michelle Malkin also goes on to discuss the obvious double standard with regards to the tax lien as opposed to how the MSM salivated over Joe the Plumber’s tax lien. Yep, no double standard here.

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Caylee Anthony Murder Victim – Casey Anthony Circus: Update From Under the Big Top

My best attempt at a Cliff notes version for this week I can muster without a dry heave.

 John Morgan Is a Contender

Last night on Nancy Grace John Morgan said that Casey should EXCLUDE a picture of Zenaida Gonzalez that was sent to her by Morgan. “All she has to do is say that’s not her.”

Attorney for the Anthony’s, Brad Conway’s reaction is a head scratcher:

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