Michael Phelps Olympic Bong Caption Contest

 

Michael Phelps Caption Contest

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Michael, what were ya thinking? Sometimes it’s best to just retire after winning 8 gold medals in one Olympics.

Add your best captions …

Posted February 2, 2009 by
Olympics, Sports, WTF | 52 comments


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  • Comments

    52 Responses to “Michael Phelps Olympic Bong Caption Contest”

    1. Scared Monkeys on February 2nd, 2009 7:45 am

      But the other Olympic swimmers said this would increase my lung capacity and breathing techniques.

      All it seems to have done is increase my want for a bag of Doritos! :)
      R

    2. ANewGirl on February 2nd, 2009 12:17 pm

      ….Just one more hit before I go do my laps… Damn, No Glass Allowed in Pool Area, either ?!?!?

      *************************************************

      What WERE you thinking is right?? , Mr. All American?
      Pfffffffffffffffff

      PS- The only reason he got a hot new Model GF is because of the Olympic fame and instant $$$…there is no way in hell he would have scored a beauty like that when he was just a regular guy still on Campus. Sports Agents & Attorney’s all fashion & instruct scorned Professional Athletes to make public apologies after any scandals since it equals huge losses of revenue if they don’t. Same goes with Hollywood Stars.

      Hmmmnnn….think we’ll still be seeing Phelps on our Wheaties box anymore ? lol

    3. R.L.Haley on February 2nd, 2009 12:31 pm

      With them lungs imagine that toke,he would be high for days..
      LMAO

    4. R.L.Haley on February 2nd, 2009 12:36 pm

      Wait does this “Olympic Hero” have a history of drunk driving? What a Gangly F*cker no wonder he cant find a nice girl,enjoy your lap dances while they last Mike.

      Wait mabey that was to harsh.

    5. Lisa on February 2nd, 2009 12:37 pm

      Well, that explains the 12,000 calories a day…

    6. jEEp on February 2nd, 2009 12:54 pm

      Dude…now that is gold!

    7. Rusty Bridges on February 2nd, 2009 12:58 pm

      “This trumpet smells funny”

    8. ANewGirl on February 2nd, 2009 1:24 pm

      #4- R.L. Haley—-no, not too harsh at all…too funny on the lap dances ! hahahahah Sad but true. He had the world at his feet—I wonder now how many endorsements and contracts may be cut? He’s still a great Athlete, I know… I’m sorry but is that kid fugly. He needs an Ear-job & some Porcelian Veneers…with all that extra $$$ no excuse to walk around looking like that. lol ooops

    9. super dave on February 2nd, 2009 2:50 pm

      ” there had better be pool water in this thing” !

    10. Mike on February 2nd, 2009 3:00 pm

      Newgirl, RL how old are you two?

      I remember making immature cracks like that back when I was a freshman in high school. Give the guy a break he made a stupid mistake…thats all.

      Grow up.

    11. starfish on February 2nd, 2009 3:02 pm

      “I hope no one finds out about this!”

      It’s really too bad tht kids can’t find someone to look up to anymore! What a let down for alot of people who looked up to him. A great athlete with the world at his hands and his partying is getting the worst of him. He needs to leave Vegas and go home and get his life back togather.

    12. txchic on February 2nd, 2009 3:40 pm

      i’m pleading the 5th.

    13. iVOwl on February 2nd, 2009 4:35 pm

      Does anyone know what’s in that bong?

    14. pink angel on February 2nd, 2009 4:59 pm

      Caption:

      After capturing 8 gold medals in the Olympics, Micheal Phelps is now in training for the Acapulco Gold!

    15. BUN on February 2nd, 2009 5:24 pm

      “Oops, I did it again!!!”

    16. ayfit on February 2nd, 2009 5:27 pm

      one day a hero ,now a bumb,make an example of this thug.Strip him of his fame. The young should see results. This type behavior should not be tolerated.

    17. buster on February 2nd, 2009 6:30 pm

      Was that 8 gold metals in Olympic toking

    18. Debbie Myers on February 2nd, 2009 6:37 pm

      Let’s see if I can get a medal for this!!

    19. HOPE on February 2nd, 2009 6:38 pm

      I agree with whoever it was that said he needs to get himself together. He has A.D.D., for real. That could mean something really good, or really bad… it’s his choice. Personally, I’d rather him be a hero.

    20. Just Bearly on February 2nd, 2009 7:39 pm

      I am testing out this great new snorkel and going to Hawaii for some seep sea diving!!

    21. columbo on February 2nd, 2009 8:12 pm
    22. HOPE on February 2nd, 2009 9:40 pm

      He could provide so much hope for children with A.D.H.D. Come on Mike… get it together for the greater good!

    23. Kat_Gram on February 2nd, 2009 9:41 pm

      When did this become an Olympic event category ?

    24. buster on February 2nd, 2009 10:14 pm

      But it’s medical, I have glicoma

    25. Pat in Alabama on February 2nd, 2009 11:38 pm

      “If this stuff was good enough for the President, its good enough for me.”

    26. buster on February 2nd, 2009 11:58 pm
    27. katablog.com on February 3rd, 2009 8:32 am

      I’m with Mike on this one. Phelps made a very immature decision. Here’s a guy who has worked his butt off for years and years and unfortunately it went to his head and he has made some very poor choices. He’s 23 years old!

      Where’s the caption contest for Daschle and Geithner, well seasoned and well paid men, not paying taxes, lying about it and getting cabinet level positions?

    28. scott on February 3rd, 2009 8:43 am

      To all the self righteous soap box sitting a$$holes who act as if they are perfect: F U!

      I mean seriously, the guy is 23 YEARS OLD. So what he smokes a little dope. He can still do that and he’s still the baddest MOFO out there right now.

      The press should be ashmaed of themselves. They and people here act as if they have never drank and drove or even experimented in college..so get off his back.

    29. Emily Edwards on February 3rd, 2009 9:13 am

      CAPTION:

      “Well, I won the GOLD, now I’m goin for the GREEN!!”

      ***as a side note, I understand why people are upset about this, especially since so many young people look up to him.

      BUT, he is still a kid who really never had a childhood due to his hard work and dedication. Did anyone really expect him not to let loose and party after working his butt off 365 days a year for countless years??

      His bad judgement wasn’t smoking pot(I mean c’mon, it wasn’t a freaking crack pipe!), it was that he did it in front of people with camera phones. The people who took those pics should be apologizing to him for trying to ruin his reputation and make a few bucks in the process!!

      He’s a good guy…just give him a break.

    30. ANewGirl on February 3rd, 2009 10:35 am

      #10-Mike– I agree that Phelps is human and made a stupid mistake. However, No, I’m not 2 and talk about growing up? Why don’t you start acting your age and not your shoe size—it’s called a JOKE, Mike.

      I also posted the kid is a great Athlete. Okay, so maybe I went a little overboard with being so harsh on his physical appearance & for that I apologize. It probably wasn’t the nicest thing to say. And, Yes, it’s also true—WHO didn’t smoke or drink in College??? — —it doesn’t necessarily make one a criminal. If you don’t like my sense of humor or comments, that’s fine, too. WHO REALLY CARES????????

      Lighten up & get a sense of humor while you are at it, too! I wonder if it were a FEMALE ATHLETE that did the same thing or made a mistake what YOU, Mr. Macho Mike would have posted??? PLEASE!

      Honestly, this is why these are called WEBSITES…..they come complete with PUBLIC FORUMS & BLOGS. I can post whatever I want so stop bellowing like the little, egotistical, sexist He-Man that you are or go somewhere else if you can’t handle it!

    31. Mike on February 3rd, 2009 1:12 pm

      #10-Mike– I agree that Phelps is human and made a stupid mistake. However, No, I’m not 2 and talk about growing up? Why don’t you start acting your age and not your shoe size—it’s called a JOKE, Mike.

      I also posted the kid is a great Athlete. Okay, so maybe I went a little overboard with being so harsh on his physical appearance & for that I apologize. It probably wasn’t the nicest thing to say. And, Yes, it’s also true—WHO didn’t smoke or drink in College??? — —it doesn’t necessarily make one a criminal. If you don’t like my sense of humor or comments, that’s fine, too. WHO REALLY CARES????????

      Lighten up & get a sense of humor while you are at it, too! I wonder if it were a FEMALE ATHLETE that did the same thing or made a mistake what “YOU, Mr. Macho Mike would have posted??? PLEASE!

      Honestly, this is why these are called WEBSITES…..they come complete with PUBLIC FORUMS & BLOGS. I can post whatever I want so stop bellowing like the little, egotistical, sexist He-Man that you are or go somewhere else if you can’t handle it!”

      I rest my case

    32. Mike on February 3rd, 2009 1:19 pm

      Newgirl,

      Exactly how can you read my comments and say their sexist, if it was Michelle Phelps instead of Michael I still would have made the same exact comment?

      You were making comments about a persons appearence and then call it a joke later when your called out on it….ge me a break.

    33. txchic on February 3rd, 2009 1:24 pm

      #28 scott, i couldn’t agree more. the caption contest is quirky but at 23 phelps is entitled to a minor screw up. jmo.

      now i’m stuck scratching my head, wondering how buster knew what a peni$ pump looked like!

    34. Maggie on February 3rd, 2009 1:44 pm

      I’m willing to give him a pass this time and hope he cleans up his act. This guy has spent ungodly hours most wouldn’t dream of training most of his life. Sure, he messed up..and what he done was stupid, but he’s not Michael Vick..or OJ simpson..

    35. R.L.Haley on February 3rd, 2009 1:46 pm

      Thanks ANewGirl
      Your the first one to notice me on this site.
      Oh and Mike opinions are like assholes everyones got one and you know what? yours stinks,you come out here to give people sh*t,what are you 60 years old and a republican?Hey Mike do you no what PUBLIC FORUM means? Oh I will F*cking go there.
      Phelps is a great swimmer ,does that make him “untouchable? ” MIKE!

    36. R.L.Haley on February 3rd, 2009 2:07 pm

      Ok …Mike I just smoked a bowl..I love you man I really do….LMAO

    37. Rusty Bridges on February 3rd, 2009 3:37 pm

      Fine, let him smoke all he wants, whenever. Just don’t want him put up on a pedastal as a role model.

      Maybe this explains the ADHD, he high all da’ time.

    38. Just Bearly on February 3rd, 2009 5:23 pm

      “Lets see if i can hold this chit in for 5 minutes” puff puff pass ere….

      He tested clean before the Olympics right??? Cut the guy some slack. I hope hes learned a lesson that you cant trust your so called friends always.

    39. R.L.Haley on February 3rd, 2009 5:42 pm

      Oh Rusty LOL
      wanna get high?

    40. Susan on February 3rd, 2009 5:52 pm

      What’s a “bong”?

    41. txchic on February 3rd, 2009 7:13 pm

      susan, it’s a water pipe. you can use it to smoke pot. actually i’ve never seen it used for anything else.

    42. Pat in Alabama on February 3rd, 2009 7:46 pm

      Maybe he’s like Bill Clinton and didn’t inhale…

    43. Janice on February 3rd, 2009 8:54 pm

      A picture is worth a thousand words!

    44. Susan on February 3rd, 2009 8:59 pm

      Thanks, txchic :-)

      Must be new terminology…

      I’ve never heard of a water pipe being referred to as a “bong”.

    45. ANewGirl on February 3rd, 2009 10:41 pm

      #32- Mike—Don’t know why you copied my entire post, and don’t know what that the hell you are talking about. Read my entire post that you copied in #31 again then get over it. Thanks

      #28- I’m not a self-righteous soap box sitting ahole either- so don’t go painting everyone with a different opinion than yours with broad brushstrokes.

      Phelps is human, and an excellent Olympic Athlete who brought home a record number of Gold medals and made Americans proud. He earned that. He’s not a Hero, he’s not God. He mad a bad decision & got caught doing itin Public! What an IDIOT! Not a positive role model for the youth that he influences, IMO. Does he deserve a break? Sure. But, it is what it is. I maintain the real heroes in this world are the ones that put on a Uniform every day and go fight for our Freedom, and that’s just for beginners. There are many more heroes, Phelps is simply not one of mine, that’s all. Sorry to disappoint.

      #35 R.L. Haley—-You are most welcome, anytime. I’m glad you enjoy the website….you are too funny! It’s really not my intention to come on here and be critical or make fun of people, but I’m sorry- Phelps had it coming IMO only. Glad you agree. Have a great night ! =)

      NG from Boston

    46. ANewGirl on February 3rd, 2009 11:13 pm
    47. Dolf on February 4th, 2009 9:26 am

      :)

      good to see Phelps taking the Dutch training….

    48. Rusty Bridges on February 4th, 2009 1:42 pm

      Whats a bong? (insert patented Eddie Murphy Laugh here)

    49. Susan on February 4th, 2009 3:32 pm

      #48 – Rusty Bridges,

      Are you making fun of me for asking a simple question?

    50. kitty on February 4th, 2009 5:21 pm

      Inquiring minds want to know, who took the photogrqaph of Mike taking a hit on the bong… and just how much money did he/she get paid??? for exposing his partying…

      That’s what I’d like to know…

      I’m not condoning his behavior and by all means, what he’s chosen to do in his private life, is just that, private…

      About role models… I too, agree with the monkeys who share about TRUE hero’s and they are NOT our athletes… they are unsung and not boastatious about what they’ve done and typically humble… Hero’s to me are those men and women defending our country and coming home limbless from Iraq… God Bless them.. and I’m sick of folks putting actors, atheltes, performers on pedistals and almost treating them like Gods… get real… yes, they are in a public setting and do have a responsibility… however, parents have a responsibility to continue to teach kids/children what’s real and not out there and there are BIG BUCKS to be made and earned endorsing their products… and we are sucked in daily into this void and buying into the B.S. of it all…

      I’m sure, Mike learned a very valuable hard lesson and I wish him well… he is a remarkable young man and someone “caught” him in the act and smeared it for us all to see… damn fool… and now he’s paying the consequences…of his actions and behavior…(yes, it’s illegal and son on and so forth and it’s law.. I totally respect that part of all this).. I just wish to know what on earth motivated this person to do that to Mike? They were partying too?… doesn’t make it right, just plain stupid is all…

      This person who threw him under the bus should not be given a dime for this photo… and Mike learned a valuable lesson, for sure… those endorsements had him set for life… shame too… his endorsement career went up in smoke

      everyone’s vulnerable and he’s human. Life’s lessons… this is a big one.

      put it in the catagory of dum a$$

      (and I do know how to spell Dumb and A_ _)

    51. yoyo muffintop on February 4th, 2009 9:46 pm

      #31: “I rest my case”. Lol

      I am trying to figure out the type of bong though – does it have a glass bowl or a carb? The carb can’t be that high up…but if it’s a glass bowl and he’s pulling it out, how come there’s no smoke?

    52. SunflowerPipes on February 5th, 2009 4:47 pm

      If Michael Phelps is into smoking pipes then good for him. Just because he enjoys smoking a glass pipe does not mean he should have to lie about it and talk about the “big mistake” he made. The government makes a mistake every time it enforces marijuana prohibition at the expense of America and good since. America should grow up and quit attacking its own citizens for how they decide to spend their recreational time.
      SunflowerPipes.com

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