The Onion: The Transition of Barack Obama Supporter … Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are


To SNL, who said there is not tons of funny material from the Obama campaign. The Onion has out done themselves this time. This is a must watch …

Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are

Posted November 8, 2008 by
Barack Obama, Fun, Humor | 16 comments

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  • Comments

    16 Responses to “The Onion: The Transition of Barack Obama Supporter … Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are”

    1. txchic on November 8th, 2008 4:48 pm

      omg that’s too funny!!!

    2. Susan on November 8th, 2008 5:09 pm

      I love this video :-) It’s gotta be one of the best I’ve ever seen, not to mention priceless and absolutely hilarious :-)

      A definite must see!

      Looks like a bunch of brainwashed zombies or in other words, typical Obama supporters…

      Off topic – ROLL TIDE ROLL!!

    3. caesu on November 8th, 2008 6:00 pm


      great humor at The Union :D

    4. dennisintn on November 9th, 2008 11:50 am

      they’ll recover quickly when their check arrives.

    5. weasel on November 9th, 2008 7:24 pm

      This video is the truth. The sad truth.

    6. Brenda from Virginia on November 9th, 2008 8:03 pm

      I already knew they didn’t have a life in that they have no self-image. Obama is their image and it’s why they throw themselves at him as their messiah and lose sense of all else.

    7. WTF? on November 10th, 2008 8:56 am

      Pinocchio, Snow White and Superman are walking in the street when they come across a sign ‘Beauty contest for the most beautiful woman in the world.’

      ‘I am entering,’ said Snow White. After half an hour she comes out and they ask her, ‘Well, how was it?’

      First Place ‘, said Snow White.

      They continue walking and they see a sign: ‘Contest for the strongest man in the world.’

      ‘I’m entering,’ says Superman and after half an hour he returns and they ask him, ‘How was it?’

      ‘First Place ,’ answers Superman.

      They continue walking when they see a sign: ‘Contest! Who is the greatest liar in the world?’

      Pinocchio enters. After half an hour he returns with tears in his eyes.

      ‘What happened?’ they asked,

      ‘Who is this guy Obama?’ asked Pinocchio.

    8. Sharon Chicago on November 10th, 2008 11:26 am

      Pastor Shirley Ceasar said yesterday to her congregation:

      “God has vindicated the black folk,” the Grammy-winning gospel singer said as a member of the congregation waved an American flag and another marched among the pews blowing a ram’s horn.

      “Too long we’ve been at the bottom of the totem pole, but he has vindicated us, hallelujah,” she cried. “I don’t know about you, but I don’t have nothing to put my head down for, praise God.

      Because when I look toward Washington, D.C., we got a new family coming in. We got a new family coming in. And you know what? They look like us. Amen, amen. They look like us.”

      Across the country, from a mostly white church in the Southwest to the pulpit from which the Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. preached his message of equality and nonviolent change, Christian clergy members on Sunday asked God to give Obama the wisdom and strength to lead the country out of what many consider a wilderness of despair and gloom.

      And on the day King famously called “the most segregated day of the week,” they also called for the nation to come together behind the man who will be the first black president.

      In his Web message last week, senior pastor Gregg Matte of Houston’s 167-year-old First Baptist Church decried a society that has turned to government as its savior.

      “Today,” he wrote, “Hollywood is our pastor, technology is our Bible, charisma is our value and Barack Obama is our President.”
      ….she cried. “I don’t know about you, but I don’t have nothing to put my head down for, praise God.


    9. Fox Fire on November 11th, 2008 1:46 am

      I think it’s deceiving to say that someone believes in abortion. No one REALLY believes in it, but, we allow it. Why? Because those that want them are going to get them, whether it is legal to do so or not. It is much better that abortions be performed by doctors in a clinic, rather than, for abortions to be performed in the backseat of a car, in the back room of a whore house or in the dark shadows of an alley.

      One’s morals are their own responsibility. And, while the government would have you believe it is a woman’s right; it’s not, really, right…

      But, even God provides for a way to forgiveness.


    10. Rusty Bridges on November 11th, 2008 8:12 am

      Fox Fire, I totally agree with you in regards to women will get an abortion one way or another. But if a law maker allows abortion simply put, they believe in abortion. Obama believes in partial birth abortions, check his record. He even admits that should one of his children make a bad decision and get pregnent he would not want them “burdened” with a child. He truly beleives in abortion.

      And anybody that believes in God will shurely know that there is no forgivness for killing the unborn. I suspect that if they truly believed, they wouldn’t be seeking to kill an unborn child just so they would not be “burdened”.

      I believe it is a personal choice but not a right.

      Since there are varied ideals of when a life begins and that sometimes there are life saving factors involved. I think abortion should not be illegal and decisions to proceed should be the mothers call. How they and the doctor decide to live with themselves is up to them. The tax payers should not have to pay for it, that makes us all responsible for it and I for one want no part of it.

    11. Dank on November 11th, 2008 8:50 am

      Hey Susan – shut the heck up – your team lost. Idiot racist redneck backwoods loser. Or should I say typical McCain supporter. lolz.

    12. Michelle on November 11th, 2008 9:51 am

      What I don’t like is that by making it legal to have an abortion and the parents of the teenage girl getting the abortion are not notified.

      People need to be responsible for their own actions. If you have sex then there is the chance you will get pregnant. If you make legal for anybody to get an abortion then how is that being responsible for your actions? You can’t send the message that it’s okay to have sex, if you get pregnant and don’t want the child you can always have an abortion and nobody has to know.

      There are plenty of people who can’t have children of their own that would be happy to adopt a child.

      Abortion is murder=murder is illegal

      I do agree that people will still get abortions whether they are illegal or not just as people will continue to murder, rob, rape etc.etc..It’s wrong….PERIOD!

    13. SUPER DAVE on November 11th, 2008 2:02 pm

      do any of you obama supporters know what happens to the fetus or the body parts of a partially formed fetus? you should read and see that your president will allow this murder to go on in our country.
      after all, it is a human life. i guess that is not important to him.
      obama is supporting a 500% tax on firearms and ammunition. this is his plan to disarm America let his own national security force take over. hitler started out in the same footsteps.

    14. WTF? on November 11th, 2008 2:49 pm

      Hey Dank!

      Not sure where y’all are from, but here in the US, Nancy Pelosi’s “Fairness Doctrine” has not kicked in, and it never will. The right to express your personal opinion lives on!

      You, Susan and I all have a 1st amendment right to free speech, and this past election did nothing to change that.

      We can all agree to disagree, but the gloating and name calling is less than magnanimous – certainly no way to graciously “reach across the aisle” as your candidate spoke so eloquently of in his campaign speeches. Or was that just pre-election BS?

    15. BUN on November 11th, 2008 2:50 pm

      DANK…..with all due respect, get over yourself and on with life, it was just an election not the second coming.

    16. Fox Fire on November 15th, 2008 7:09 am

      As always, I agree with Rusty:

      Our government shouldn’t fund abortions.


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