He’s Back & Naked? … Joran Van der Sloot Just Could Not Go Gentle into that Goodnight … Portrait of a Narcissist


WTF… At very few times have I been at a loss for words during the case of the disappearance of Natalee Holloway. However, this might just be one of them. Please tell me that this pic has been fauxtoshopped. Joran Van der Sloot has portrayed all the classic signs over the past 3 years of being a sociopath and narcissist. I guess we should not be surprised as this photo spread appears to be no different.

So much for Joran’s trauma in dealing with the Holloway case. I am glad to see that Joran Van der Sloot has gotten over the pain, stress and strain of all the accusations hurled at him and is now able to enjoy himself and carry on his wreckless life.

Too bad Natalee Holloway could not pursue her life …




Not sure whether to make this a caption contest or a regular post … we will let the readers decide. All we can say is this kid is a walking time bomb without a concern or any respect for anything or anyone.

UPDATE I: Translation of Diario article. Jiran Van der Sloot continues to produce bizarre incidents, now in Thailand


ORANJESTAD (AAN) Recently, a dutch magazine revealed photos of Joran van der Sloot with his new American friend, having a party in Thailand.

He “posed” for the photo, drinking from a bucket full oa alchol, and also stark naked. He is anonymously partying with other tourists on the issland of Koh Samet, where tourists shot the photos.

“I am king of the Ocean”, Joran yelled, according to a witness, when he was abandoning the island on a speedboat. Joran supposedly put himself in the care of a psychiatric institution, for therpay destined to people who are stuck in normal life and confront problems of behavior and psychiatric problems.

An internet friend of Joran, Martin Bakx, in the recent past loaned Joran some money to save him from prison after he was caught with marihuana.

According to Bakx, Joran took 6000 Euros form his account.

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  • Comments

    75 Responses to “He’s Back & Naked? … Joran Van der Sloot Just Could Not Go Gentle into that Goodnight … Portrait of a Narcissist”

    1. da_wench on June 13th, 2008 10:32 am

      Will someone PLEASE put him out of our misery?

    2. Destiny on June 13th, 2008 10:47 am

      I’m so very glad that Aruba…and the whole wide world, gets to see the REAL Joran.

      He will be his own undoing…and many others too.

      I Pray that other people…the ones that Joran has *their* secrets in his head…now see how fragile their trust in him truley is….

      Aruba has a LOT more to worry about, than tourism dollars.

      Keep up the good work Joran!

    3. Smish on June 13th, 2008 10:50 am

      I sure don’t think Diario really needed a block box that dang big to block joran’s teeny weenie.I DO wonder if the of the ditch parents have finally given up on thier golden monster of a son and moved on to seeing just how screwed up they can make Val and Sabby.joran=the time bomb that keeps on ticking.

    4. bleachedblack on June 13th, 2008 10:55 am

      The only time he was quiet in recent months was when he was allegedly locked in the psych place. It almost proves in itself that he had to have been locked somewhere as there were no media blunders during that timeframe. His parents have got to see how wrong this latest stunt yet he continues to spiral out-of-control.

    5. misskatie on June 13th, 2008 11:22 am

      again I ask who is paying for his life style his parents?

    6. misskatie on June 13th, 2008 11:25 am


      my thoughts exactly… they must be flabbergasted…he is raging out of control…
      oviously theres something wrong with him…


    7. Don on June 13th, 2008 11:50 am

      Disgusting. And still you think this has anything to do with Aruba ? The guy is mental and should be locked away.

    8. Smish on June 13th, 2008 12:01 pm

      UNLESS……they just want us to think the golden scum of the ditch is so out of control that he just MUST be locked up in a mental ward.While he is there he will confess that:He and only he was responsible for Natalee’s kidnap,rape and murder.Then we will all be saying:poor little golden monster,he has major mental problems so let’s let him off the hook and pray he get’s all the help he so obviously NEEDS.The Kalpoe’s will win thier silly suit against doc Phil,aruba will be flooded with all the tourism they will ever need.
      THEN…..I woke up and LMAO….what a dream(nightmare)that was!

    9. Smish on June 13th, 2008 12:06 pm

      To #7~Don

      Don,really and seriously,you DON’T think the kidnapping,gang rape and murder of Natalee Holloway while ON aruba has anything to do WITH aruba?You DON’T think the coverup,coppuptions and total disregard FROM aruba has anything to DO with aruba?
      I must be confused because I think it ALL has EVERYTHING to DO with aruba.
      BOYCOTT aRuba!

    10. diverboy on June 13th, 2008 12:08 pm

      Bondia has an article today as well. Stating the negative image this moron brings to Aruba. Its almost like he’s saying “Hey Aruba…bite this!”

    11. Smish on June 13th, 2008 12:13 pm

      Diverboy,I think joran of the ditch has always been this moronic….aruba just decided to showcase it more so the of the ditch parents will have a great”in the public view”reason to go snatch his golden monster butt up and lock him down.Why else would one of juliaSkanks papers be printing golden monster’s teenyweenie images and nasty butt pranks IF not to help her good friends,the van der sloots?

    12. nurturer on June 13th, 2008 12:26 pm

      I guess what I’m wondering is if no one can or will not off this punk, then why at least has he not been ostracized completely.

      What puzzles me are the people that insist on associating with this kid still, after all that he admitted to in the dumping an innocent girl into the ocean.

      The bimbo sipping her jungle drink next to him could be next. Or does that not occur to bimbos in general, or that bimbo in particular?

    13. misskatie on June 13th, 2008 12:37 pm

      you and ester belong in the coo coos nest with joran
      u are totaly lost

    14. kaye on June 13th, 2008 2:37 pm

      my question also…..who is footing the bills for this moron? his guilty-as-hell-too parents?

      where’s the local vigilante committee?

      obviously that young lady doesn’t know what kind of worthless piece of crap she is associating with…..or she would avoid him like the plague…….

    15. columbo on June 13th, 2008 2:51 pm

      prep work for insanity plea-if necessary

    16. columbo on June 13th, 2008 2:52 pm

      a coverup is now needed……not a very large one though

    17. Angie on June 13th, 2008 3:13 pm

      Great photo for a new BOYCOTT ARUBA sign.

    18. Maggie on June 13th, 2008 4:14 pm

      Rumour has it, he left his clothes by the beach, so he didn’t get sand in them and walked home naked, or he walked home naked and threw his clothes in a ditch, or Deepak picked him up naked, or Satish picked him up naked and later went back to look for Joran’s clothes, or Paulus picked him up at 4am naked at McDonalds.

      It’s ok guys, once again the little sporter was probably smoking weed and didn’t know what he was doing. The only thing stupider than this picture is when Joe T was on tv telling everyone Joran only lied twice.

      He’s a legend in his own mind.

    19. Carpe on June 13th, 2008 5:55 pm

      Don on June 13th, 2008 11:50 am

      Disgusting. And still you think this has anything to do with Aruba ? The guy is mental and should be locked away.

      We tried to get him locked away Don-o-moondo…
      the Aruban Govt stood in the way at every step, and ALL YOU “GOOD ARUBAN PEOPLE” were painting faggot a$$
      BETH GO HOME picket signs, dude.

      Doez u remember that????

      Dingle 4 brains.

      justice for natalee!

    20. Carpe on June 13th, 2008 6:15 pm


      Help us get her truth back & find her, Aruba!

      Then it will all be over.


    21. david r on June 13th, 2008 7:19 pm

      Time wounds all heels.

    22. katablog on June 13th, 2008 7:21 pm

      The reason for the size of the blackout box is not just what you think it might be blocking but also blocking where Joran’s hand is.

      That’s what happens when girls are afraid of you.

    23. Paulus is a FAT EVIL UGLY PIG on June 13th, 2008 7:29 pm

      joran is a killer

    24. Paulus is a FAT EVIL UGLY PIG on June 13th, 2008 7:44 pm

      paulus is a killer

      Aruba is a hell hole

    25. Kat_Gram on June 13th, 2008 7:49 pm

      Someone on the forum said that a fiscus leaf would have done and the box didn’t have to be so big.
      I saw the pix without the box….
      then I ordered a shrimp cocktail LOL

    26. crossbow on June 13th, 2008 7:54 pm

      INMO I find there are three aspects to this case.
      One; find Natalee dead or alive.
      Two; if dead find her killers.
      Third; bring her murderers to justice.
      There is a definite reluctance on the part of the Aruban prosecution to place a conviction upon the last three known persons to be with Natalee. Stating that Aruban law is patterned after Dutch law and differs from American law just doesn’t cut it anymore. Describing their law as a law of convenience would be closer to the truth. The main difference is the obfuscated manner in which this case was handled from the beginning. No matter which path you took it was full of lies and obstruction of justice, not only by the suspects but also the law enforcement agency that is suppose to pursue justice and bring closure.
      There was more effort in verbal abuse of the victim and the victim’s family then prosecuting the predators. There have been too many contradicting statements by Paulus Van Der Sloot, his son Joran, the other two suspects the Kalpoe brothers and their cousin the Chief of Police Gerold Dompig all the way up to the former Chief of Police Jan van Der Stratten, business owner Willeim Van Croimvoirt and Attorney Joe Tacopina.
      Does Aruba think the world is that naïve that we cannot see that the reason Natalee is still missing is because Aruba does not want her found. To continue business as usual and Natalee is still missing does not require as many answers if her body were to be discovered.
      So unless the Bauder Students and their colleagues in its investigation find something substantial I find in my humble opinion this case is unsolvable. Even when knowing perhaps where Natalee may be buried will not change Aruba’s reluctance to change this investigation from a search to a recovery; from freedom for the suspects to prosecuting all those responsible.
      So again I say in my opinion; unless a death bed confession is given by the lead suspect Joran van der Sloot, this case is closed because Aruba wants it closed.
      Our only recourse is to continue on our boycott path as Aruba attempts to go on with business as usual. Also by boycotting Dutch products, this may cause some tongues to be loosened and mouths to be opened.
      Just look at how many associated with this case have left Aruba and fled to the Netherlands. Even Joran van der Sloot who as part of his release is to stay on Dutch territory has thumbed his nose at the ALE by going to Thailand in violation of his travel restriction. I don’t believe it was ever lifted. So when I say Aruba law is a law of conveniences, do we need further proof?

      BTW I have a feeling that Karen Godessoff is closer to the truth then some realize!!!!!!!
      All one has to do is spend some time verifying what she has stated.
      Here; I’ll give everyone a little help.


    27. Bearlyhere on June 13th, 2008 8:17 pm

      Wow! They really are strict in Thailand. I didn’t realize they castrate people for smoking weed!

    28. Carpe on June 13th, 2008 8:19 pm

      LOL KatGram and david r!


    29. Carpe on June 13th, 2008 8:27 pm


      To heck with “King of the Ocean”, buddy.

      He isn’t even “King of the Dixie Cup.”

      That brother seriously needs to SEE MORE


    30. crossbow on June 13th, 2008 9:02 pm

      If I could get a message to Karen.
      The military building: a Ranger Station.
      The tricycle threw me but: how about an ATV?

    31. LilPuma on June 13th, 2008 9:38 pm

      I saw this in the forum and my eyes started to hurt. Now I’m using one of those boxes they make to view the solar eclipse and it’s ok.

      What the heck is an American woman doing with this bottom dweller? This, along with some juror decisions and commentary, and some of our election results, tell me there is some doctor giving people lobotomies on a wholesale basis. Like those free spay and neuter programs.

      I do hope that Tacopina has dropped his contention that Joran isn’t himself because of all that he’s been through, which was nothing more than trying to set up a big lawsuit and payday for himself and family van der Bottom Dwellers. He’s been himself all along Joe, he was just impersonating innocent people at times.

    32. molly in houston on June 13th, 2008 10:09 pm

      #5, Yea, MissKate, Who DOES fund his lifestyle, and WHY?? Why would anyone want to? Drinking is expensive. Still waiting for the dork to catch a disease.

      boycott aruba
      mollly in houston

    33. molly in houston on June 13th, 2008 10:12 pm

      18. maggie, you are so right. lolol

      boycott aruba
      molly in houston

    34. Squatty on June 13th, 2008 10:36 pm

      More like a Tic Tac would have covered his manhood! Every time he does anything is clearly represents the type of person he REALLY is and how his PARENTS ALLOWED HIM TO BEHAVE. So Joe Taco…what do you say now? Can’t show your face on TV anymore because your client is a scum bag.

    35. waterboy (Jerry) on June 13th, 2008 10:40 pm

      When I was in college (some will know where, by the story) there was this old black guy who was and exhibitionist. He wore this trench coat, and he would walk up to you and open it. Surprise!!!, no underwear or anything.

      I had heard stories about the guy since my freshman year, but I really did not believe them. Once a friend and I were in the old part of town walking down a sidewalk, when this big, old, black, man met us head on. I saw him coming, and I was afraid he was going to rob us. All of a sudden, he opens his coat and just held it open, to reveal the tiniest little pp I have ever seen, black or white.

      I’ve always had trouble not laughing at inappropriate behavior, but this really struck me as funny. Why would an old black guy with a tiny pp want anyone to see it? You would think he would be ashamed.

      I started laughing so hard that I could not stand. The old guy had such a look of bewilderment that it made me laugh harder. I fell to the sidewalk, unable to control my laughter, and my friend fell down too. It was like we had both suddenly become intoxicated. The old guy, thinking he had meet a couple of guys stranger than himself, ran off.

      Is it any different with this clown, Joran? A big guy with a tiny pp, showing it to the whole world. All it deserves is good laugh; he is nothing more than a rapist with an ego problem, all stemming from of the size of his miniature and abnormally small protuberance between his legs. I think he needs a transplant.


    36. Destiny on June 13th, 2008 10:58 pm

      Jerry…that was funny…

      regarding widdle pp dude…he has made himself into such a liability…someone is going to wack him…and not in a good way…

    37. misskatie on June 13th, 2008 11:10 pm



    38. misskatie on June 13th, 2008 11:12 pm

      I wonder if his parents are paying for his life style to keep him away from them
      they cant possibly be proud of him fr what
      being a rapist and killer

      what glamour there

    39. misskatie on June 13th, 2008 11:16 pm

      he bearly has anything there hahha lmao… like the guys in the bathrooms say..
      one more inch and I would be a king..
      than another guy says to the guy next to him.. one more inch and you would be a queen..

      looks like jorans a queen and has anything bearly there lmaoooooooo

    40. Carpe on June 13th, 2008 11:23 pm


      “So Joe Taco…what do you say now? Can’t show your face on TV anymore because your client is a scum bag.”

      Joe has no official comment on Joran showing his
      dill pickle to the world! I spoke with him about
      it this afternoon. He says the evidence does not

    41. A New Girl on June 13th, 2008 11:24 pm

      #12- Nurturer—-Couldn’t agree more w/every word of your post….good questions! The American Bimbo girl in pics w/him….Hmnnnnnn… Wonder what her parents are thinking/saying to her now? She ought to be ashamed of herself. Nothing to brag about to your friends, Honey… partying with a Psycho- Rapist/Murderer ?? Talk about someone’s elevator not going to the top floor.

      As for Joran, his tiny penis and even tinier conscience…..Can’t wait ’till this kid becomes FOOD FOR WORMS!!!!!!!!! He’s deranged. I’d like to see his Father go down and the 2 loser Kalpoe Rapists as well. Not going to happen though, so guess that’s why we’ll wait for a power much greater than us to deliver them all their just rewards . God doesn’t like evil.

      Really disturbing to see those pics…again, my heart goes out to Beth & Dave Holloway…I can’t even begin to imagine. =*(


      We stand by the Girl and her family.



    42. SS on June 14th, 2008 1:40 am

      Urine van der Sloot is a very disturbed and dangerous young man. He is a menace to society, and those who do care about him should be stepping in to protect him from himself and society. By defending him and enabling him, Joe Taco and the Ditch family are only making the situation worse. Urine is becoming even more dangerous. It will only be a matter of time until he finds another victim. There is no remorse and there have been no lessons learned from that tragic night three years ago. Urine’s sense of entitlement and his arrogance are frightening.

    43. Mr.G on June 14th, 2008 3:09 am

      {{Edit}} Like many of you, I think he did it and Nat is dead. What if, when she was convulsing, so its said, she survived and was transported to another place, for sex trafficking. As much as I want to believe she was murdered by Joran and his sick Father and accomplices, I still have doubt, she may be a live and forced to do things she was not prepared for. Get pissed all you want, there is no hard evidence to prove she is dead. A lot of lies and cover ups, has been established yes, and still so. Im for boycotting aruba and have done so. But Im also wondering what if. The sloots are still scumbags to me and all those involved in which had anything to do with Natalee. Like many of you, I wish only comfort and closer for Beth and Dave…….Give them the truth, thats all thats wanted….

    44. LilPuma on June 14th, 2008 3:47 am

      Who paid for his psychiatric care, his high-priced NY lawyers, his trips to and from The Netherlands and now Thailand, his tuition, books, housing, drinks and drugs? Who is paying for all of this Anita? Your sporter has never had a job. Follow the money. That’s where the evidence is. That’s where the cover up is. That will lead to Natalee and justice.

    45. waterboy (Jerry) on June 14th, 2008 6:21 am

      Joran is the guy with a wee little pee, the weest little pee has he.
      Joran showed his wee little pee, there is none weer than he.
      There is a cure for his wee little pee, a desired improvement, hee-hee
      Amputation is best for his wee little pee that all can barley see.
      That’s most suitable for a wee, little, pee, one with incurable V.D.


    46. murph on June 14th, 2008 7:13 am

      Joran feels that he is “KING OF THE OCEAN” because that is where he puts girls he kills. Joran is also putting his finger in the air to tell us to go to HELL. Joran is showing his other parts to say F–K you.
      Hey Paulus,you have done a great job raising your son and I’m sure your so proud of him. Joran likes to drink,gamble,smoke dope,dope girls to have sex, murder girls he dope’s,admit killing Natalee that he doped ,admit throwing her in the ocean that he now says he is king of. Happy fathers day Paulus because I know you have created a monster!! The apple never falls far from the tree does it Paulus!!

    47. Carpe on June 14th, 2008 7:46 am

      “Get pissed all you want, there is no hard evidence to prove she is dead.”

      Not according to that lying 7 foot sack of sh

      Hans Mos, G.

      Hans seems to think there is plenty

      of evidence proving that she’s dead.

      The problem with that idiot, is that he

      wants to talk about it all

      the time, and not release the information to

      the family. Hey Hans, if I was Dave Holloway,

      apple sauce would be on your menu like 24/7.

    48. katablog on June 14th, 2008 7:51 am

      #38 – right on. Bet Mama and Papa Sloot are real proud of their “sporter” now.

      #42 – also right on. This person is in way over his head and his behavior only shows what a very sick person he is. Mama and Papa Sloot’s enabling has prepared him for a life full of bumbles, missteps, inappropriate behavior and eventually jail.

      Thailand: yes that does seem to be where perverts go these days. That’s where they found John Mark Carr. Apparently there are others that go there to prey on young school girls.

    49. Paulus is a FAT EVIL UGLY PIG on June 14th, 2008 8:02 am

      where is “JOE the LOAD of BULLCRAP” tacopina
      these days ?

      he must be really proud to have been defending a cold blooded murderer all those months

      better be careful, joe might sue me !!
      got to hell joe, you fat fat ugly paulus and joran lover. i hate your guts, only a loser would defend joran and thus that makes you a loser……
      wahhhhhhhhhhhhhh wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    50. richard on June 14th, 2008 8:53 am

      Something seems odd in the story about the “Internet friend.” It says both that he loaned money to Joran, and then that Joran took 6000 euros from his account. Are we to understand that he gave Joran open access to his money? If so … guess he learned his lesson.

      As for this “new American friend,” all that we know is that her photo is on the cover with Joran.
      It’s at least possible that she doesn’t know who, or what, Joran is … and she might not even be American.

      If she IS American, I hope that we get her name.
      If she knows Natalee’s case, and yet is willing to be seen in Joran’s company, then she deserves to be spit upon in public … and more.

      Van der Scum is just that. But her behavior, IF she knows about Natalee, is simply despicable.

      I guess my skepticism about Joran’s being in Thailand was misplaced. I lived in Thailand for a year, and unfortunately some of the tourists it gets are the lowest common denominator. Joran is even below that level.

      Questions were raised about how he funds his travel and other activities. Drug dealing, my guess.

      Mr. G (#43) … For at least two years I thought that sex trafficking was the most likely answer.
      I don’t believe that anymore … but I’m still unable to explain how the cover-up on Aruba can have lasted so long if the story behind the case is so ‘simple.’ After all, Aruba’s own interest lies in settling the case, and yet it won’t act.

      And since Paulus van der Scum didn’t get the judgeship he wanted, it seems clear to me that he isn’t the all-powerful figure that some think.

      Anyway, there’s a story in the news today: although Cuba does not have an extradition treaty with the U.S., it expelled a U.S. suspect in an assault on a Costa Rican child. This piece of garbage sent e-mails to his friends boasting about how safe he was in Cuba.

      So Cuba, our “enemy,” does the morally right thing.

      Aruba, our “friend” (according to our government), continues to cover up the disappearance of an American citizen.

      Anyone else wonder about these categories?

    51. Carpe on June 14th, 2008 9:27 am

      Gang-rapist, filthy, dirt-ball KALPOE NEWS.

      Just dropped
      by Pita in
      the cage.

      Surinamese brothers sue Dr. Phil for defamation
      Daily News Wire
      Article Last Updated: 06/13/2008 08:52:49 AM PDT

      LOS ANGELES – Two brothers who filed an $800 million defamation suit against Dr. Phil McGraw and CBS over a broadcast concerning the disappearance of Natalee Holloway are already too tarnished to claim libel, according to attorneys for the defendants.

      Holloway, of Mountain Brook, Ala., was vacationing with friends on the Caribbean island resort of Aruba when the 18-year-old vanished the night of May 30, 2005. Her body was never found.

      A lawsuit filed in December 2006 by Surinamese brothers Deepak and Satish Kalpoe maintains they were defamed in a Sept. 15, 2005, “Dr. Phil” show, when it was alleged they gave Holloway a date-rape drug and had non- consensual group sex with her. They also contend the episode implied they helped kill Holloway and dispose of her body.

      The “Dr. Phil” segment included statements by Deepak Kalpoe that were “significantly manipulated and altered,” the suit alleges. In addition to defamation, the Kalpoes’ suit alleges invasion of privacy, emotional distress, fraud, deceit and civil conspiracy.

      But in court papers filed Wednesday, attorneys for CBS, McGraw and Kay Skeeters — widow of Jeremy Skeeters, a private investigator hired by McGraw to interview Deepak Kalpoe — maintain the brothers are “libel-proof.”

      They say the brothers’ reputations were irreparably stained by prior published accounts of the Holloway case, meaning they cannot claim to have been damaged by the “Dr. Phil” broadcast.

      After the Kalpoes were arrested for the
      first time in June 2005, they were in custody for 25 days and became the subject of international media publicity, the defense court papers state.

      Joran van der Sloot, who, like the Kalpoes, was arrested and later released, told police in June 2005 that “he thought (Deepak) had raped the girl and thereupon murdered her,” the defense court papers state.

      The Kalpoes also adversely affected their own reputations prior to the broadcast by falsely saying they last saw Holloway with two security guards, who were questioned and later released, defense attorneys say.

      Deepak Kalpoe later confided to one of the guards that he had lied to the police and apologized for getting him and his fellow guard into “that mess,” according to the defense’s court papers.

      The brothers also did not ask for a correction of the “Dr. Phil” broadcast in time and are limited public figures, meaning they have to prove malice by CBS and the other defendants, the defense attorneys argue.

      The defense attorneys have a motion pending Aug. 5 to dismiss the case on grounds the plaintiffs’ lawyers disobeyed court orders to turn over information.


    52. misskatie on June 14th, 2008 9:45 am

      I think pauulus did his research about thailand as he thought of makrk carr hiding there.. so he figures bingo
      we will send him there!!

    53. misskatie on June 14th, 2008 9:47 am




    54. misskatie on June 14th, 2008 9:50 am


      YOU SAID:

      Who paid for his psychiatric care, his high-priced NY lawyers, his trips to and from The Netherlands and now Thailand, his tuition, books, housing, drinks and drugs? Who is paying for all of this Anita? Your sporter has never had a job. Follow the money. That’s where the evidence is. That’s where the cover up is. That will lead to Natalee and justice.

      good post my comment is



    55. Destiny on June 14th, 2008 9:51 am

      Trusting my *gut* feeling here….I feel that something BIG is going to happen this coming couple of weeks…The Kalpoes getting their case tossed out of court+Joran flaunting his insanity and access to seemingly unlimited funds to party, booze, gamble, travel…it’s gotta be taking it’s toll on those 2 bros…plus the pressure of Joran keeping the NH case on the front page…somebody is going to snap! The Karma Bus is gaining speed on a steep downhill course…it’s gonna hit someone very soon…JMHO…

    56. Vicki on June 14th, 2008 10:05 am

      FOR GODS SAKE URINE IS SO DISGUSTINGLY UGLY…..OMG..I want to shoot him for looking at Natalee muchless touching her. May he ROT in HELL for eternaty after his contract is up with SATAN…JOIN ME IN DC JUNE 21ST…

    57. dennisintn on June 14th, 2008 12:35 pm

      #40, dill pickle? more like a sweet gherkin.

    58. Carpe on June 14th, 2008 12:56 pm


      For real, Dennis! Great observation.

    59. Ray on June 15th, 2008 12:22 am

      Anyone care to Bet on how long it is before Joran becomes a suspect in another disappearance/murder?

    60. MissKatie on June 15th, 2008 1:04 pm

      if that happends I would say luck is on our side.. he will pay for something he did against another.. one way or other he will pay

      sad for the victim though
      I wouldnt want that

    61. kiltie65 on June 15th, 2008 6:45 pm

      Lots of Joran’s “pimp” friends were well to do, and touted as the upcoming leaders of Aruba. And I recall Joran stating something to the effect he “knew stuff” or Paulus “knew stuff” on various people on the island. Could be both Joran and Paulus get favors or paid off to keep things under their hat. Speaking of which, Joran should defintely have kept his “shortcomings” under a hat…what a depraved human being. Re the $6,000 Joran took from Martin’s ATM account, it was reported in Dutch News (I read it there) Joran had asked Martin to borrow a quick $1,000 to pay off a policeman to keep from getting arrested, and when Martin gave him his ATM number, he cleaned out the whole $6,000 account, and Martin called the police on him and it made the news. The whole thing then just disappeared from the news, so perhaps the Vandersloot parents had to make it good? Joran is proving to the world that he will never amount to anything. He doesn’t have to work so hard at it…we already know.

    62. Ray on June 16th, 2008 1:12 am

      In my opinion drugging and Raping tourist girls/women is a National Sport in ARUBA.


    63. SUPER DAVE on June 16th, 2008 7:43 am

      what a small weenie. he can cover it with his hand ! i guess this American girl gets her jollies hangin with a criminal. she may be next.

    64. Black Mamba on June 16th, 2008 12:14 pm

      Will someone find out who this stupid girl is and b-tch slap some sense into her retarded brain? Does she think she’s cool? I’m guessing she is the kind that writes love letters to Scott Peterson and dates OJ Simpson.

      Yeah, I’m rude, but c’mon! Let’s be real…we can expect complete stupidity from Joran, but to see an American girl hang out with him like some mentally deranged lovestruck preteen is an insult to all women with common sense.

      Someone please give that girl a dose of guidance, medication, therapy, and self-esteem classes.

    65. misskatie on June 16th, 2008 1:13 pm

      I high 5′ you on this one

    66. Black Mamba on June 16th, 2008 1:25 pm


      Thank you very much…I’m on a roll today. Don’t get me started! :)

    67. Franna on June 16th, 2008 10:29 pm

      Is it just me, or does the little chicky with the drinky, resemble Natalee?

      This story is an abortion of justice. C’mon folks! I have told all my friends who have kids of high school graduation age NOT to let their kids go to Aruba. It’s run by Keystone Kops!

      Let them drink in Daytona, if they are going to drink!

      It just seems that Natalee had ingested more than alcohol…like maybe…oh I don’t know…could it be…um…DATE RAPE DRUG???

    68. MissKatie on June 17th, 2008 2:24 pm

      you go girl!!

    69. MissKatie on June 17th, 2008 2:25 pm


    70. Tazman on September 5th, 2008 11:22 pm

      So, was he or was he not carrying rubbers??

      Are the 2 loyal buds of J’s still stuck on Aruba??

    71. Tazman on September 5th, 2008 11:25 pm

      I’ll betcha J’s parents are real proud of him walking around naked like a monkey groping himself!!

    72. Fabian on June 3rd, 2010 6:26 am

      Well, he’s up for snacks in a Peruan jail someday very soon.

      Killed another.

      Quite obviously this time.

    73. mikey on June 12th, 2010 5:04 pm

      hey people! don’t forget to spew your angry crap and assumptions on wikipedia, too!
      SM: Assumptions? Hardly, I think we are spot on correct and have been for 5+ years.

    74. JD on July 6th, 2010 6:01 pm

      Enjoy your stay in Peru, you murderous scumbag!

    75. Ti on July 11th, 2010 10:32 pm

      lol Urine Van Der Slut will never get out of prison. I doubt Thailand Aruba and Peru are the only places he’s been. Wherever he goes, young girls come up missing. I hope they put him in general population soon. He’ll be someone’s little bitch the whole time he’s there and hopefully he’ll never get out.

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