Al Gore … Global Warming? … Jupiter in the Balance … Are Earthlings to Blame?


Here is some more fodder for the global warming crowd. Rumor has it that Al Gore is planning a trip to Jupiter to discuss the issue of global warning and humans effects on Jupiter’s environment. I knew humans should not have started colonizing on Jupiter.

Leave your comments as to who Al Gore should blame for the increase in temperature on Jupiter.


Explanation:  Now, Jupiter has a third red spot, again produced from a smaller whitish storm. All three are seen in this image made from data recorded on May 9 and 10 with the Hubble Space Telescope’s Wide Field and Planetary Camera 2. The spots extend above the surrounding clouds and their red color may be due to deeper material dredged up by the storms and exposed to ultraviolet light, but the exact chemical process is still unknown. For scale, the Great Red Spot has almost twice the diameter of planet Earth, making both new spots less than one Earth-diameter across. The newest red spot is on the far left (west), along the same band of clouds as the Great Red Spot and is drifting toward it. If the motion continues, the new spot will encounter the much larger storm system in August. Jupiter’s recent outbreak of red spots is likely related to large scale climate change as the gas giant planet is getting warmer near the equator.

Posted May 24, 2008 by
Al Gore, Fun, Global Warming | 6 comments

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  • Comments

    6 Responses to “Al Gore … Global Warming? … Jupiter in the Balance … Are Earthlings to Blame?”

    1. Gorgasm on May 25th, 2008 6:53 pm

      Gore will be making a sequel to his last documentary.

      Man responsible for global warming on Jupiter.

    2. Miss-Underestimated on May 25th, 2008 9:25 pm

      Do you think we can send Al to Jupiter to take a closer look at this?

    3. Columbo on May 26th, 2008 11:51 am
    4. Jon on May 28th, 2008 3:16 pm

      yes, but we can shove a rectal themomoter up Gore’s ass on a daily basis and check for global warming.

    5. lars on June 7th, 2008 3:59 am

      Where the hell has Gorey boy been at these days? I live in Calgary, AB, the canadian oil town he put up an uppercrust venue about 2 years ago….he’s basically put a curse on the weather ever since, making more revolters than friends. We are well below the average temps for the past 30+ years and I honestly can say: “this guy should stand on my deck in April and watch the snow” Suck balls Gore, you are a sraight up jerk off.

    6. Anna on November 27th, 2009 2:58 pm

      Lets see now, ont he one hand we have that the methane in Cow Farts are responsible, they newly tax dairy farmers with a climate change tax…. versus…. the nations (like US, France, etc.) that test their nukes in our oceans, heating them up ridiculously, mass quantities of unnaturally warm, radioactive water all over the planet… nah! let’s blame it on the cow farts.

      Let’s see now, ripping the ionosphere apart with nuke tests every year since the 1950′s – NAH! THAT doesn’t cause climate change does it Al MAFIA BOY Gore… nah! that would be SCIENTIFIC instead of what is spouted by Chief Disinformation Officer for the WEAPONS industry … and the rest of the parrots eat up for morning breakfast news.

      Let’s see now, the Microwave experiments conducted every day in the upper atmostphere… no that wouldn’t do it… let’s blame ordinary people driving to work and their cows….

      A mob of unthinking, undereducated people who believe whatever the government tells them to believe… deserves what is coming.

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