The Holiday Seasons Bring out the Bizarro in People … Husband Stabbed after Opening Gift, Man Running Naked With Ax and Chinese City Banning Christmas Trees, Oh My

 

Is it the stress of the holidays that bring out the wackos or was it just their time to Monkey_Christmasgo insane? The following story should be a lesson to those curious people who can’t seem to wait until Christmas to open their presents. We all get upset when people peak at their Christmas presents early, but stabbing them! Of course there always is an underlying root cause to every argument. According to reports, as the argument escalated, Misty Johnson accused her husband of having an affair.

A woman stabbed her husband with a kitchen knife following an argument that began when she accused him of opening a Christmas present early, authorities said Friday.

Misty Johnson, 34, was arrested and charged with aggravated assault and battery, a felony, and misdemeanor domestic battery. Her husband, Shawn Fay Johnson, 34, was treated at a hospital for a wound to the chest, police said.

Man Arrested after Naked Ax Attack

Everybody knows that attempting to negotiate with a naked, double-bitted ax wielding psycho is a complete waste of time. I think someone will be spending their Christmas in a padded cell wearing a red and green holiday retaining jacket.

When deputies knocked on the door, the man suddenly appeared at the door, naked, holding a double-bitted ax. The man began to come outside, but then went back inside the house and swung the ax. The ax went through the door, but did not hit any deputies.

A special operations team attempted to negotiate with the man for about three hours. Then, the naked man ran screaming out of his home about 7:20 p.m. and charged law enforcement officers. Authorities say the man was shot with a taser and rubber bullets. The man was not injured, nor were any law enforcement personnel.

How the Grinch stole China city’s Christmas trees

HONG KONG (Reuters) – A Chinese city has beaten the Grinch at his own game, banning Christmas trees from shopping malls, restaurants and other public places because they pose a fire hazard, a newspaper reported on Thursday.

Posted December 22, 2007 by
Bizarre, Holidays, World, WTF | 2 comments


If you liked this post, you may also like these:

  • China, You’ve Come A Long Way Baby
  • Is Christmas Being Sued Away? Christmas Trees at SEA-TAC Airport Removed
  • Merry Christmas from Barack Obama … Taxing All Christmas Trees 15¢, Bah Humbug (UPDATE: Tax Delayed)
  • Winter, Holiday and Christmas Travel
  • Roosevelt Field Mall in Long Island, NY Ditches Santa’s Workshop for a Glacier




  • Comments

    2 Responses to “The Holiday Seasons Bring out the Bizarro in People … Husband Stabbed after Opening Gift, Man Running Naked With Ax and Chinese City Banning Christmas Trees, Oh My”

    1. Miss-Underestimated on December 23rd, 2007 12:29 am

      China,

      No Christmas trees, but they want their posionous toys underneath them

      Posing a hazard…..I think China is trying to kill us, literally.

    2. disgustedmom on December 23rd, 2007 12:03 pm

      Add my brother…not by blood since I am adopted….who beat his 3 year old and literally threw him in his crib for the day because the kid opened the presents under the tree before Xmas while his parents were ignoring him as usual.

      Yeah, in the crib the kid can’t get out of because he’s still too short at 3.

      Bro has a horrible temper, so one can only imagine the beating was not a smack or 2 on the butt.

      ‘Brother’ was upset because, get this, he had bought the kid some expensive toys and now that the kid had already seen them, xmas was ruined in that he spent his mass fortune for nothing.

      Why was the kid’s expensive loot under the tree already? Because ‘brother’ refuses to give Santa credit for giving his kid stuff he paid for. Santa only brings a cheap bunch of junk in a stocking so the kid will not like Santa because Santa is Pagan and brother and his wife are church folk.

      This story appalls me because a small innocent child had to suffer because of Xmas. Some people lose the entire meaning of the season.

    Leave a Reply




    Support Scared Monkeys! make a donation.

     
     
    • NEWS (breaking news alerts or news tips)
    • Red (comments)
    • Dugga (technical issues)
    • Dana (radio show comments)
    • Klaasend (blog and forum issues)
     
     
     
     
     
     
     
    Close
    E-mail It