A Special Week Day Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Caption Contest … “we don’t have homosexuals like in your country”


Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad claims that Iran does not sponsor terrorism, that the Holocaust ever occurred and now … “In Iran,we don’t have homosexuals like in your country” REALLY??? How many levels of hate could this man possibly have?


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“In Iran, we don’t have homosexuals like in your country. We don’t have that in our country. In Iran, we do not have this phenomenon. I do not know who has told you that we have it,” Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said.

The Iranian President has lied about everything else, why not about the existence of gays in Iran. And so what if there were? To quote Seinfeld, “and not that there’s anything wrong with that. Leave your best quote to the above caption.

Posted September 25, 2007 by
Fun, Islamofascist, War on Terror, WTF | 23 comments

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    23 Responses to “A Special Week Day Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Caption Contest … “we don’t have homosexuals like in your country””

    1. Carpe Noctem on September 25th, 2007 11:31 am

      Triple GACK

      Mahmoud, you are the
      wings beneath my wind!

      This SMOOCHAY moment brought to
      you by: Mentos and Pepto-Bismal

    2. Miss-Underestimated on September 25th, 2007 11:41 am

      Nope…Nope… No Homosexuals here.


    3. mojo on September 25th, 2007 12:38 pm

      spoken like a true homophobe….but then we don’t have any of those in the US either.

    4. DutchNutBuster on September 25th, 2007 12:39 pm

      It’s not gay sex!lol It’s men that want to have sex with other men.the pis look’s like Gildo and Urine in a lip lock.

    5. brenda on September 25th, 2007 12:39 pm

      Is this a real photo…or PhotoShop?

    6. Miss-Underestimated on September 25th, 2007 1:09 pm


      SEE ALICE….

    7. Rob on September 25th, 2007 1:19 pm

      all I can say is ~ HOLY CRAP!

      I think I threw up in my mouth a little!

    8. Carpe Noctem on September 25th, 2007 1:23 pm

      “You had me at Allu Ackbar,
      now pucka up & gimme a kissie!”

    9. Maggie on September 25th, 2007 3:14 pm

      No homosexuals in his country because they kill them if they come out. What female or male in their right mind would say they were in Iran.

      I’m so sick of deranged, mentally ill men controlling countries, slaughtering their own citizens. I read not long ago a woman was hanged, because she was raped and considered damaged in Iran. How many more Saddams, Gadhfi’s Castro’s, Kim Jong Il’s, Milosevics, Chavez’s, Hitler’s, Ahmadinejad’s does the world need running countries? Like having a bunch of Charles Manson’s running the ship.

    10. Robots on September 25th, 2007 3:37 pm

      “mmmmm..your tongue feels delicious, i must kill you”

    11. Robots on September 25th, 2007 3:39 pm

      “Mmmmmm.. what is that perfume you are wearing”
      “i must kill you”

    12. Robots on September 25th, 2007 3:40 pm

      “when im with you, i must kill you”

      LOL…i hate all of them there FANATICS

    13. dennisintn on September 25th, 2007 5:30 pm

      “there are no homosexuals in iran?” isn’t that on par with saying there are no human beings in iran? talk about insulting the intelligence of your hosts. did this guy spend a lot of time on aruba?

    14. brie on September 25th, 2007 5:53 pm

      Oh, kiss me my darling!!!!

    15. brie on September 25th, 2007 7:17 pm

      I know it is traditional in some countries for kissing on the cheek, no gender necessary, but to suck face!!!

    16. murph on September 25th, 2007 8:42 pm

      Looks like some tongue action there!!

    17. Patti on September 25th, 2007 8:59 pm

      What a farse!!!

      “Little Mr. Misunderstood”

      Does he like the taste of freedom, or is he here, only, to seek out his own pleasures while criticising the nation that gives each man his own freedom to do so?

      This man comes here, much like those Arabian students that were part of the student body when I was in College… Bragging about their superiority while falling into a state of debauchery. He must like it! It seems that he spends more time here than he does at home.



      If you hate it so much, why don’t you just go home? You, of all people, aren’t ever going to stop the personal freedom and liberty that we afford our citizens.

    18. Red on September 25th, 2007 9:53 pm

      Would you tremble
      if I touched your lips?

      Would you laugh?
      Oh please tell me this.

      Now would you die
      for the one you loved?

      Hold me in your arms, tonight.

      I can be your hero, baby.

    19. Mike on September 26th, 2007 12:20 am

      If it quacks like a duck……..

    20. mayan_moons on September 26th, 2007 12:43 am

      lmao at all your funny posts!~

      (blindfolds Allah)

    21. nurturer on September 26th, 2007 11:55 am

      The UN would look more picturesque in Tehran.

    22. Maggie on September 26th, 2007 7:35 pm

      he said no huggie, no kissie ’til you make me your wife

    23. christine on February 1st, 2010 11:57 am

      Why no homosexuals? He killed them that’s why!

      He keeps the best for himself.

      Picture is worth 1,000 words

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