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  • Comments

    51 Responses to “Joran Van der Sloot … Liar, Liar … Book of Lies”

    1. kate on June 16th, 2007 1:57 am

      This will send JVS over the edge! To see a “dedication” to himself on YouTube will make mama and papa so proud of their baby! Awesome job, SM!

    2. Observer on June 16th, 2007 2:39 am

      Good work Klaas!! What is it gonna take to re
      question these punks?

      Guido We know your are involved..No one has forgotten about you!!Crowne witness or a full sentence its your choice..Better make the call before they take you down with them!!

    3. mayan_moons on June 16th, 2007 2:53 am

      These clips are great! Ditto on the awesome job!~

    4. Jerry from Ohio on June 16th, 2007 5:43 am

      This was such a pleasant surprise even at 5:00 AM !
      Great Job SM way to go !!
      Sad to say but even the looks of the people involved sickens me ,but especially Joran and his mother and father.
      This song is now on my top Ten ! Who was the singer BTW ?
      Jerry from Ohio

    5. sparrow on June 16th, 2007 8:14 am

      This case has been solved>>The murderers of Natalee Holloway are joran, deepak, satish and paulus. GUILTY!!!!!!

    6. Janet on June 16th, 2007 9:03 am

      Joran Van der Sloot is sooo arrogant … he just does not get it.
      Beth Twitty
      February 23, 2006
      TWITTY: … I`m just glad that he is coming out and speaking on camera — when he tells one lie, more evolve. And it just is mind-boggling how we are all just witnessing this from Joran.
      Beth Twitty
      On the Record w/ Greta
      March 21, 2006
      TWITTY: … I think that any time that we can get Joran speaking, I think that he only incriminates himself every time

    7. kayjay on June 16th, 2007 10:02 am

      Well done..well done and I hope the great big pathological lying apehead sees it. Wonder how long it is before he realizes he’ll be looking over his ugly shouler for the rest of his life, and while he’s looking over his shoulder I hope he trips and falls flat on his face and takes his lousy excuse for parents down with him.

    8. JusticeforNatalee on June 16th, 2007 10:10 am

      What kind of father tells a son, “If the police don’t find a body, then you are not in trouble”?!

      If Joran were innocent, shouldn’t the conversation have gone more like this:
      “If you have done NOTHING WRONG, then you are not in trouble.”

    9. bleachedblack on June 16th, 2007 10:55 am

      Love it Klaas! The words are very clear……unlike the subject of the clip.

    10. Brie on June 16th, 2007 11:02 am

      Bravo! Job well done! As usual!

      Beth and Dave had this solved shortly after they arrived on the island.

      Sickening environment for his younger brothers.

    11. Carpe Noctem on June 16th, 2007 11:22 am

      A masterpiece!


      Joran is such a TOTAL skeeze bag liar.


      I hope you don’t mind Klaas,

      but I snatched it, giving you full

      props of course, and posted it on my

      YOU TUBE channel! Lots o’ people need

      to see what a lying wheeze bag Joran Van der sloot

      is, as well as the innocent teenage girl killing island

      of Aruba. -j4n

      JUSTICE 4 NATALEE, all the way…

      Take that chit to the hill,

      and plant a flag “over thar, big baby.”


      Great work, Klaas!




      SM:   Be my guest, lol :)   Now can you help me get that song out of my head?   ha ha :)

    12. Carpe Noctem on June 16th, 2007 12:12 pm

      LOL Klaas,

      It reminds me of that Dennis Leary song

      entitled “A-hole”… it is an acoustic

      track, and pretty funny.

    13. Carpe Noctem on June 16th, 2007 12:14 pm

      A pic Joran (imo) The Uncaptured Aruban Rapist Murderer

      of Nat Hollway. Hey ALE, here’s what your KILLER looks like…

      Ask around if anyone has seen him!!!




      12 Noon, IN MID JUNE, on a Saturday in Aruba!

      Aruba Beach Webcams




      Tourism in Aruba, never has never looked worse!

      The effing moon gets

      more traffic.

      Hey, where are all Nelsey’s “nouveau riche” Chinese & Spanish guests?

      > They must be so “nouveau riche” that they haven’t had a chance to make a bank run yet???

      Hmmmm, or maybe…

      They do not want to have their innocent daughters

      raped and murdered, and thrown away

      by Joran & Paulus Van der sloot either?


      Can’t blame ‘em, wisdom is universal.


      Yo ROOBA, keep it puckered.



    14. Brie on June 16th, 2007 12:19 pm

      What did we use to say when we were kids, “Liar, Liar, Pants On Fire”….Joran’s got a whole bonfire going.

    15. sparrow on June 16th, 2007 12:28 pm

      This really is awesome, I can’t tell you how many times I’ve watched this. Good, good job.

    16. JusticeforNatalee on June 16th, 2007 12:32 pm

      To begin with, why are Joran and Paulus even talking about a BODY?

      Second, Joran’s own lawyer thinks he’s guilty.

      Third, the Commish thinks he’s guilty, too. You don’t offer innocent people a deal of mental home vs. jail.

      KLPD–Go Get Them!


    17. KrisG on June 16th, 2007 1:00 pm

      Wonderful job, Klaas. I’m sending off emails to Nancy and Kimberly alerting them to it. Wouldn’t it be great if they played it on their shows?

      Justice For Natalee!

    18. Carpe Noctem on June 16th, 2007 2:09 pm

      What is the progress on

      the planned TES SEARCH?


      Does everything look like

      it will proceed according

      to plan for the


      JUNE water search???


    19. Carpe Noctem on June 16th, 2007 2:13 pm
    20. rider on June 16th, 2007 2:31 pm

      Most Excellent !! You should get this translated into Dutch and send it to the appropriate destinations…
      Excellent work.

    21. buster on June 16th, 2007 2:40 pm

      If you pick up a rock he lie’s underneath
      If he did’nt lie he would’nt have anything to say at all

    22. Brie on June 16th, 2007 4:07 pm

      If Aruba wants to clean up their island, it would make a great National Anthem!!!!!!!!!

    23. Jasmine on June 16th, 2007 6:03 pm

      I think it should be Aruba’s National Anthem! I cannot look at the name “Aruba” without seeing Natalee’s face. And now I will hear that song too – how appropriate. Boy, those beach cams are sure telling, aren’t they? Thanks. Klaas, you did a great job on that video.

    24. Miss-Underestiamted on June 16th, 2007 6:13 pm

      Klaas, superb job.

      Yes, Joran the guy whose buddies call him a SUPER LIAR. Yes he lies and he gets away with it.

      Hey Aruba and Holland are you waiting for lightning to strike twice? Save someone elses daughter lock em up and send Natalee home.

      Carpe I had more ppl in my pool today, then Aruba had on all it’s beaches.

    25. Skyboxx on June 16th, 2007 6:31 pm

      #12 LOL, recalling the Denis Leary A-hole song brought a smile to my face. It was funny back then and applies today.

      Also Jimmy Buffets “you’re an A hole song” is also funny, especially the refrain

      You were an a-hole yesterday.
      You’re an a-hole tonight.
      And I’ve got a feelin’
      you’ll be an a-hole the rest of your life.

    26. Miss-Underestiamted on June 16th, 2007 6:31 pm

      I see we have in habitants on the island are also liars
      Birds of the feather huh?

    27. Allan K on June 16th, 2007 6:59 pm

      The Dutch detectives seem to be corrupt right along with ALE. They haven’t brought in any of the other girls raped by Joran or prosecuted the school rape. They haven’t even said anything to Steve Croes for false alibi. Aruba is still doomed.

    28. Jason on June 16th, 2007 9:08 pm

      Uh oh.bad news monkeys..

      Aruba is going strong in 2007! The first quarter of the year in Aruba proved to be a success as the island enjoyed a remarkable increase in U.S. arrivals by 6.52% in January, 6.13% in February, and an incredible 10.15% in March. Year-to-date U.S. arrivals spiked an impressive 7.71% representing nearly 10,000 more travelers to the island paradise. Worldwide arrival numbers are up an amazing 9.8% for the first quarter of 2007 over 2006.


      SM:   Who cares? (klaasend)

    29. serenity on June 16th, 2007 9:19 pm

      Hi Klass,

      Great job!!

      Could you please get ahold of Tom or Red and ask if they have recieved my request to rejoin the Blog?
      I still have not heard from anyone.

      Thank you,


      SM:   I just sent Red your request again as a reminder to him.   He get’s so many emails sometimes they get overlooked (klaasend)

    30. Brie on June 16th, 2007 9:48 pm

      You’ve been around Joran too long! What you’ve got are 30,000 immigrants, as of January, those are not tourists. Liar’s !

    31. Observer on June 16th, 2007 10:05 pm


      You have a valid point..They haven’t brought in PVDS for obstruction of a investigation or Joran for the crimes he already admitted to in regards to what he did to Natalee. Nor the girls that came forward and said they were drugged and raped by Joran. Why don’t they at least bring them in for these other offences?

      You have the chief prosecuter in her own words saying PVDS called Natalee a body or a corpse the first day she was missing and we know the court said he had two contacts with Natalee that day. What is gonna take to bring them back in for questioning?

      JANSSEN: Well, the father has spoken with those three suspects and he said he gave them some legal advice but I think the advices were going further than that. They spoke about the situation that when there is no body, you don’t have a case, and that was already in the first day after the disappearance. And secondly, the father and the mother have asked a friend of Joran, the suspect-the minor suspect, to come to their home to tell them what he has explained to the police. And that is, well, I can say was an obstruction of the investigation

    32. serenity on June 16th, 2007 10:05 pm

      Thanks Klass!


    33. Janet on June 16th, 2007 11:43 pm

      31. They haven’t brought in PVDS for obstruction of a investigation … Observer

      According to Arlene Ellis-Schipper … Paulus and Anita Van der Sloot are considered members of the family in “the first degree” which implies … they are given a free pass to obstruct a murder investigation if the main suspect happens to be their son. Unbelieveable!!!
      Karin Janssen
      ‘The Abrams Report’
      June 29, 2005
      JANSSEN: … And secondly, the father and the mother have asked a friend of Joran, the suspect, the minor suspect, to come to their home to tell them what he has explained to the police. That is, well, I can say, was an obstruction of the investigation
      Arlene Ellis-Schipper
      ‘The Abrams Report’
      July 1, 2005
      ARLENE ELLIS-SCHIPPER, ARUBAN ATTORNEY: Well basically obstruction of justice is a criminal offense in our criminal code. However, there is an exoneration for family members in the first degree. So in the case of Mr. Van der Sloot it would not apply.

    34. katablog.com on June 16th, 2007 11:46 pm

      #28: I don’t believe you. Show it to me in major media print.

      SM: Great job, the best so far. Very clear.

      BTW, these statements from Deepak are what cause me to believe (no better thoughts than anyone else since it’s just a personal belief) that Joran killed Natalee and Paulus was only in on it afterward to get rid of the body. I believe that Joran did break down and confess but by the time the police got there – the body had been moved by Paulus. They then used the “interrogated after hours” to disclaim the whole thing.

      The only thing that blows my theory is Paulus at the casino.

    35. Carpe Noctem on June 17th, 2007 12:17 am

      This one is a bit O/T

      …but I made from scratch just 4 u!


    36. Brie on June 17th, 2007 2:01 am

      Justice is getting impatient and wants to be served. If you were to read all this in a book, you would think it was fictious. In reality, how many statements of guilt does it take?. Natalee is missing and Joran and Paulus are guilty.There protecting each other, of course. Many questions were never asked to Paulus and because of that he even made money off of Natalee’s disappearance. Deceitful, dishonest, corrupt and a stinking, filthy scumbag. Six feet under isn’t good enough.

      Paulus wanted to be a judge, he couldn’t have this happening and hanging over his head. Anita, a schoolteacher didn’t want to jeopardize her job.

      Van der Straaten, was their way out.

    37. Richard on June 17th, 2007 6:12 am

      Remember that Aruba Tourism Authority will be appearing in New Orleans on June 27 – July 1. My understanding is that five or six people have already decided to confront them there and bear our message:

      No justice for Aruba … no tourists for Natalee.

      We will never give Aruba a free pass. Aruba wants our money; it won’t get it.

      Stand up for Natalee in New Orleans!

    38. Vicki on June 17th, 2007 7:42 am

      I think in writting this book, URINE was confessing. Who would put these statements in a book? I think the quilt is over ridden him and he wants to come clean..he said it was a healing process.He feels that Natalee was nothing to him, while HE has his whole life ahead of him. So, he made a mistake and she died…oh well,I mean for goodness sakes how was he supposed to know this would happen.So now what! He has to get on with his life…and he doesnt dare tell what happened that caused Natalees death, cause to many ppl will get hurt..He is eaten up with guilt and cant sleep at night. Natalee met EVIL that late night, early morning and the EVIL ones will pay for the rest of their lives. Because of NATALEE, we now know about the corruption,murders, rapes the hatred for Americans and there disrespect for WOMAN. God bless those going to N.O. to educate the travel agents.

      GREAT U-tube.How sad for the whole world to know by your own words that YOU ARE A LIAR. Should look good on a resume. Or for your children to read. All I can say is “WHAT A MORON”

    39. Carpe Noctem on June 17th, 2007 8:36 am

      Hey man…

      Isn’t trusting an Aruban’s word

      on how their tourism is doing….

      after they let the gang-raping, innocent

      teenage girl MURDERING


      GO FREE…

      Isn’t that kinda like going camping with Michael Moore,

      and trusting him to guard the HO HO / TWINKIE


      Arubans have no credibility!

      (less Arubanese, Jossy, & family)

      Apparently, they haven’t even

      accidentally WALKED BY THE TRUTH

      in decades!

      Aruban Tourism DOING WELL???

      As MD would say: > “ME THINKS NOT.”

      When in doubt, drop to the tape!

      Check all web cams available

      on the Internet of Aruba…

      *** The only things they are lacking these days

      are tumbleweeds & Moon Boots!

      Does Aruba have irrefutable hard data, typed

      in ink, so that it cannot be erased, tweaked, or altered?

      No? Then they should take Deepak’s advice to Whorin’ Joran



      (echo echo echo) Break One Nine,

      For My Big Radio Checka…



    40. chris on June 17th, 2007 9:54 am

      Klaas, what a superb thing to wake up to. Needs to get to #1 on the Top 40. In this little ditty, it just tells the whole story, something we have all known for a couple of years.
      Is there anything leaking regarding the Dutchies investigation? It’s too quiet.

    41. Melissa on June 17th, 2007 11:16 am

      Jason: Do you really believe the statistics released by the Aruban government? Talk to ANYONE in Aruba and all you hear is how quiet and slow it is.

    42. Nut44x4 on June 17th, 2007 11:57 am

      #41 KUDO’s to your post!! They could also look at the live beach cams and check out Charlierats Aruba trip photo album…teehee…

    43. dennisintn on June 17th, 2007 12:03 pm

      melissa, i guess jason has missed all those newspaper and tv news stories where the aruban officials are whining and crying about the loss of business on the island. figures lie and liars figure. jvds learned his lying ways from some real experts, and they weren’t all in his family.

      i’ve known a lot of liars in my life, world class in a couple of cases, but never have i seen anyone so proud of being a pathological liar as jvds. he’s going to do well as a businessman on aruba, i’m sure.

    44. strayze on June 17th, 2007 12:04 pm

      This is good enough to be the start of a satire-musical starring Joran, the fabricator of fairytales. I can hear the choruses.

    45. dennisintn on June 17th, 2007 6:24 pm

      #44, of course the name of the musical will be “pariahs of the caribbean” starring j2k playing themselves. deepak and jvds will be ecstatic over that.

    46. Miss-Underestimated on June 17th, 2007 9:08 pm

      Joran was supposed to be Anita’s and Paulus’s




    47. Maggie on June 17th, 2007 9:32 pm

      Wonder how many years one would have to do in a mental institution for being a delicious sporter, with good grades, who don’t smoke or drink or gamble for money and gives thick kisses, and gets mommy coffee?

      Everytime I think of Anita, I think of that tape of her on Good Morning America laughing when she said he put the girl on the beach. Another time she said she’s just one girl, people go missing everyday in the U.S. Happy unfather’s day Paulus, for not being one. I bet you know where you child is tonight, now how about telling Beth and Dave where their’s is?!!!

      Great Job Klass and I love the song..!!!

    48. Carpe Noctem on June 18th, 2007 8:53 am

      Miss U:

      Joran was supposed to be Anita’s and Paulus’s



      Yeh, but his gramma refers to him lovingly

      as Anita & Paulus’ collective DNA deposit.

      …Makes for a real heartwarming

      Christmas card every year.


    49. TJ on June 18th, 2007 3:25 pm

      Court TV just showed a preview of their Haunting Justice show. It is about Natalee and will be on this Wednesday at 10 pm.

    50. dennisintn on June 19th, 2007 9:28 pm

      #38 jvds may be losing sleep and having appetite problems, but it’s not guilt he feels, it’s fear. sociopaths don’t have a conscience. jvds is a sociopath, among other mental and emotional problems.

    51. bigfoot on July 10th, 2007 4:37 pm

      If you want to see something interresting .Watch haunting eveidence.the 6 part look at the drawing it looks that wever kid to me

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