Paris Hilton … “The Prison Life” … Sentenced to 45 Days in Jail


Coming soon to a jail near you … “Paris Hilton, The Prison Life.”


(Paris Hilton practicing how to tunnel out of prison)

Could this reality show be far away? However, for socialite Paris Hilton this matter is going to be more than a staged reality show … It will be a personal reality. Paris Hilton was sentenced to 45 days in jail for violating her probation. One would think that this may be the first time in 26 years of life that Paris has ever been punished for anything.


However, like so many celebrities this bad behavior will most likely be spun into some type of badge of honor.  When asked about her upcoming 45 days in jail, we wonder whether Paris referred to it as “hot” or not?


(What it might look like on June 5, 2007 on Paris’ first day of jail)

More from TMZ, Middle Earth Journal and Talk Left

Paris Hilton Going to Jail for 45 Days

As a city prosecutor said during closing arguments that Hilton deserved jail time, Hilton’s mother, Kathy, laughed. When the judge ruled, Kathy Hilton then blurted out: “May I have your autograph?”

Paris Hilton looked forward and didn’t speak to news media as she left court. Her mother looked upset.

When a reporter asked what she thought of the judge’s decision, a visibly angry Kathy Hilton responded: “What do you think? This is pathetic and disgusting, a waste of taxpayer money with all this nonsense. This is a joke.”

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  • Comments

    7 Responses to “Paris Hilton … “The Prison Life” … Sentenced to 45 Days in Jail”

    1. Carpe Noctem on May 4th, 2007 10:37 pm

      Who is gonna be lookin after her chi hoo-uh hoo-uh dog
      while she is bustin’ rocks at Camp Cupcake?

    2. IndyDan on May 4th, 2007 10:41 pm

      Hey Carpe!!
      Tinkerbell is a survivor, remember he went missing a while back and came out unscathed.

    3. joe bear on May 5th, 2007 12:58 am

      She’s in the big house,now

    4. Jon on May 5th, 2007 3:39 am

      Will they be doing a complete body search?

    5. Richard on May 5th, 2007 7:43 am

      Wait for the lawsuits once her time is over. Or, perhaps, it will serve as the pilot for a new TV show, since everything in her world probably ultimately relates to TV.

      I still think it’s inane to put her in jail, considering how many murderers are probably walking the streets. It’s clearly done to show that “We’re all equal before the law,” an idea with which I have no problem.

      But somehow she’ll probably turn the whole thing into a publicity coup for herself.

    6. vicki on May 5th, 2007 9:09 am

      be sure and tell Paris not to bend over if she drops the soap.

    7. manson on July 14th, 2007 12:53 am

      She is the vesatile before the media.I suspected that she just want to make more and more people focus on her

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