Caption Contest: Al Gore & Leonardo DiCaprio from Oscars


Caption Contest: Al Gore &  Leonardo DiCaprio from The Oscars


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Posted March 2, 2007 by
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    48 Responses to “Caption Contest: Al Gore & Leonardo DiCaprio from Oscars”

    1. Scared Monkeys on March 2nd, 2007 4:49 pm

      This is my energy bill for my Belle Meade, TN mansion … its clearly states I only use 19 x’s the amount of a normal household, not 20.

    2. Harry on March 2nd, 2007 5:03 pm

      Leonardo… On this piece of paper holds the formula I used to create the Internet!

    3. Patti on March 2nd, 2007 5:08 pm

      Leonardo… Is it just me or is it hot in here?

      {Gee… Maybe I’m right and there really IS global warming}

    4. Stranger on March 2nd, 2007 5:27 pm

      Shads I tell ya, shads!

    5. Scared Monkeys on March 2nd, 2007 5:30 pm

      Al Gore: Teach me to ride like a man.
      Leo: And chew tobacco like a man.
      Al Gore: And spit like a man!
      Leo: What, they didn’t teach you that in TN at the Tabacco farm?


    6. Stranger on March 2nd, 2007 5:43 pm

      Hey Leo, I’M the king of the worldddddddddddd!

    7. chris on March 2nd, 2007 5:56 pm

      Leo: When I grow up I want to be just like you, except with Giselle by my side.

    8. Scared Monkeys on March 2nd, 2007 6:16 pm

      #6 … hahaha


    9. Scared Monkeys on March 2nd, 2007 6:24 pm

      LEO: AL! You’re so stupid. Why did you do that, huh? You’re so stupid, AL. Why did you do that? Why?
      GORE: You jump, I jump, right?
      LEO: Right.
      GORE: Oh God! I couldn’t go. I couldn’t go, Leo.
      LEO: It’s all right. We’ll think of something.
      GORE: At least I’m with you.
      LEO: We’ll think of something.


    10. Stranger on March 2nd, 2007 6:36 pm

      Leo I heard Reagan, Nixon and Clinton were on the Titanic.

      The ship hits the iceberg and sinks slowly.

      Everybody starts screaming, panicking, etc.

      Reagan shouts: “Women and children first.”

      Nixon goes: “Screw the women.”

      Clinton replies: “Do you think we have time?”

    11. Stranger on March 2nd, 2007 6:42 pm

      … then on the seventh day I rested.

    12. klaasend on March 2nd, 2007 6:45 pm

      Here’s my check for $15,000…..can I have my STAR on the walk of fame now? :)

    13. Patti on March 2nd, 2007 6:45 pm


      Good one… LOL!!!

    14. yoyo muffintop on March 2nd, 2007 6:56 pm

      Leo: You retaining water? Damn you look bloated.

    15. Columbo on March 2nd, 2007 7:01 pm


    16. Stranger on March 2nd, 2007 7:08 pm

      Moments ago I received this telegram!

      Next season I WILL be on Dancing With The Stars!

    17. Scared Monkeys on March 2nd, 2007 7:10 pm

      Leo … LOOK!!!

      I just won a ticket on Titanic

    18. Stranger on March 2nd, 2007 7:15 pm

      This paper is indisputable proof that my career should not be buried in the Bahamas!

    19. Sam on March 2nd, 2007 7:19 pm

      Leo, you don’t have to get snippy about it! I won damn it, no need to go all “hanging chads” on me!

    20. Scared Monkeys on March 2nd, 2007 7:30 pm

      On this very paper is the proof that my mommy used to sing me the Union Label lullaby when I was young.


      (for those that have forgotten this Gorism gaffe, look HERE and reminisce, lol.)

    21. Gunslinger on March 2nd, 2007 7:45 pm

      Leo! This damn girdle is killing me!

    22. Stranger on March 2nd, 2007 7:54 pm

      Bush, table for four.

    23. Stranger on March 2nd, 2007 7:57 pm

      What makes you think I wrote a thank you speech?

    24. Skyboxx on March 2nd, 2007 8:45 pm

      ……………Mattell announces the new GI Gore and his handsome buddy Leo “ken” Dicaprio. Complete with interchangeable chins, tuxedos’s and really cool removable patent leather shoes. Each comes with an intel mini disc, you can even record you own speeches! Think of the hours and hours of fun you will have. Call over a friend and play the day away. And wait theres more, way more, in fact there is the inconvenient truth, you can mix and and match with your Barbie Doll set.
      You say no way? We say WAY!
      Don’t delay, shop today or order online. After all GI Gore invented the internet. Oscar Statue and Academy awards stage play set sold separately……….

    25. katablog on March 2nd, 2007 9:15 pm

      Y-E-S! I knew there was big money in this global warming crap!

    26. yoyo muffintop on March 2nd, 2007 10:24 pm

      Al: Oh no, my thong underwear is starting to ride up

    27. Scared Monkeys on March 2nd, 2007 11:08 pm

      Suddenly Leonardo DiCaprio realized that he was actually standing next to a cardboard cutout of Al Gore.

      No wait … It is actually really him, my bad.


    28. mrs. red on March 2nd, 2007 11:52 pm

      Damn it Leo! How many times do I need to tell you the electric bill stays in the lockbox?

    29. Miss-Underestimated on March 3rd, 2007 12:46 am

      Dam-it Leo look another fallin chad

    30. Miss-Underestimated on March 3rd, 2007 12:48 am

      Look Leo I am serious about running for President, here is my profile for weight Watchers.

      “Look Leo this is the foot print of my baby carbon”

    31. Skyboxx on March 3rd, 2007 7:16 am

      Gore: “Leo, Bill Clinton even hit on me and tonight I have proof right here in this picture, er I didn’t want to wear the frilly yellow gown, but he was president and he ordered me, but that’s not the point, the point is before global warming, I had bubba warming and believe me…

      Leo: Mr Gore, you are about to give your speech sir.

      Gore: right, right

      PS stop with the zero plus one confirmation question. why not make us answer Keynes mathematically determinable propensity to consume. Now let’s see C = consumption and .91 is the statisically derived propensity to consume, no wait, Psalm 91? He who waits in the shelter of…no wait, scratch that, and add the 7% solution, no wait that was Arthur conon Doyle, so C = propensity to consume and then there was an aggregate demand with is Yd, or is that Yoda?
      No that was Lucas, not Keynes, the 1970′s were a confusing time…now if an algorithm is 91 (Get it Al Gore Rythm, heh – heh)

      Give me a second, we carry the one, then divide by…..

    32. Bodo on March 3rd, 2007 8:37 am

      OTTAWA (AFP) – A former Canadian defense minister is demanding governments worldwide disclose and use secret alien technologies obtained in alleged UFO crashes to stem climate change:

    33. Dave on March 3rd, 2007 9:04 am

      and now I’m going to demonstrate how I use just one sheet of biodegradable tissue to wipe my fat backside.

      damn I gotta try this next.

    34. Stranger on March 3rd, 2007 9:48 am

      My old boss just sent this email, asking where he could get his globes warmed. Said it was still the Ice Age in his bedroom.

    35. tuyvnsurvivor on March 3rd, 2007 10:12 am

      “Hey Leonardo, watch me fly not only privateless, but planeless.”

      “I believe you Big Al, tethers clear, blimp-off.”

    36. Mortella on March 3rd, 2007 11:24 am

      You see, Leo, I was counting on being President for my Retirement Fund. When that fell through, I came up with this Global Warming Scam. I can invest money in stocks in green companies tax free and am sure to make billions!

      It’s sort of my revenge on the American people for their failure to electe me instead of Bush for President.

      And the appreciation I will get from China alone will make any retirement I might have received from being President look like peanuts.

      Here, let me sign you up for some of those carbon off-sets! You might even want to start a company of your own, get in on the ground floor.

      We will all be billionaires before the UN can say Carbon Tax the Rich Only — that would be the U.S. of course!

    37. Scared Monkeys on March 3rd, 2007 12:13 pm

      Leo looks at Al and thinks to himself …

      “Ya know I never really listened closely to what he was saying … Al you are one crazy, friggin, lunatic SOB.”

    38. Janet on March 3rd, 2007 1:11 pm

      2. Harry


      Thanks to all for your contributions to the Captions Contest. They are all great and … gave me my laugh for the day.
      I wish I could come up with something … as everybody knows this opinionated Grandmother is not usually at a loss for words.

    39. amy on March 4th, 2007 4:10 am

      “Oil Can, Oil Can!”

    40. Jamie on March 4th, 2007 2:43 pm

      Leo, isn’t it strange that there are some people out there who can only find the bad in the good things I do, but they don’t say a word when Ann Coulter comes right out and publicly calls someone a faggot? It really makes you think about how politically motivated some people are…that they consistently bash one party no matter how much good is coming out of it while protecting or failing to speak out against a conservative biggot merely because she has been a central figure in speaking out on behalf of the Republicans.

    41. Scared Monkeys on March 5th, 2007 12:32 am

      #40 Jaime … your sense of humor is about as good as Al Gore’s. How lame are you?

      Get a friggin sence of humor …

      We bash hypocrits and those that defend them … like yourself. What is your carbon map? Hmm?

    42. Mortella on March 5th, 2007 6:23 am

      #40, I see you have typical Liberal listening skills. Ann Coulter said she was NOT going to discuss Edwards, etc. She did NOT call him anything.

      OTOH, Bill Maher certainly did say that he wished the assassination attempt on Vice President Cheney had succeeded. That would be far, far more serious than calling somebody a name, wishing their death on them. But I have yet to hear one Liberal denounce him for saying that. They’re too busy worrying about Ann Coulter calling Pony Boy names.

      Al Gore trying to sell carbon offsets through his own company and make a bundle off this bogus crap he has come up with is certainly NOT doing anything good. He should be arrested. I surely hope the FBI is investigating him for conflict of interest and outright fraud right now.

      Climate is cyclical–always has been and probably always will be. Solar flares and orbit through the universe cause global warming, not Rev. Al or any other humans.

      Al is saying to Leo,

      “I sold some of them on that ridiculous story that I invented the internet so this Global Warming should be a piece of cake.

      Some fools even believed me when I said Tipper and I were the subject of the book Love Story! Never mind the author said I was lying. I have a long history of being a pathological liar like that. My own state didn’t even vote for me for president because they know all the lies I have told my whole life.

      These idiots will believe anything! I’m gonna be rich!! Rich, I tell ya! And to think I started my carbon offset company with money I made cheating the indigent people of South America through Occidental Petroleum!

      I learned big time swindle from my Godfather, Armand Hammer the communist industrialist who traded with the Soviets during the Cold War when it was illegal. He was Al Sr’s bestest buddy.

      Good thing, too, since I flunked out of law school and then Bible College! I ain’t too good at that book learnin’.

      But no matter how stupid I am, there’s always somebody stupider! Now how many offsets can I put you down for Leo?

    43. Michelle in TN on March 5th, 2007 10:52 pm

      Leo, Leo, Leo! How many times do I need to tell you? Aruba is NOT the wonderful vacation spot you think it is. I have the proof here!

    44. Jamie on March 7th, 2007 7:54 pm

      #40 – You have to be kidding. Even your conservative friends spoke out against her for her slur against Edwards. It’s like I said before…you only see attacks against Democrats on here…If Kerry had said it, you’d have a comment frenzy.

    45. Jamie on March 8th, 2007 1:32 pm

      Sorry, I meant to direct that at #42.

    46. Jenn on March 14th, 2007 2:32 pm

      Leo: Ah ha! In order to avoid total and utter embarrassment of losing another Presidential Election, Al Gore turned himself into a wax sculpture.. and brought his electric bill with him! Oooo.. how realistic!

    47. Jocelyn on April 13th, 2007 10:03 pm

      You rock Leo! I swear you do!I look up to you

    48. Julia on March 6th, 2008 2:01 pm

      Leo dicaprio rocks! Global warming is a serious issue!!

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