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reminds me of (spelling i am not sure about) momar kadafi, the dictator of libya ~ 10yrs after the embargo and blockade riding a tricycle to supervise his community; something gerald dompig, van stratten, charles croes and all the other slime bags of aruba can look forward to urine is basking in the sun in france.
looks like
C H I P S
Arbua Style
Looks like Dompig!
It’s all good, in the neighborhood……
Ah, Aruba is safe as long as the Muppets are patroling the streets on their trikes. WTF is that picture anyway ?
A cheaper new and improved ALE ?
I get it now, these Muppets are the new professionals ! !
And they is smarter ! !
“hi,my name is EVIL MISTER DOMPIG, im an IDIOT and if you dont believe me. Just look how screwed up the INVESTIGATION of the KILLERS was and still is. YES, thats correct folks im and idiot and EVIL”
Sesame Street comes to Aruba!!! The latest tourist attraction plan. They’ve tried everything else…where’s Miss Piggy?
New ALE uniforms and vehicles?
Is that Dompig sending out muppets to search again?
Gerald Dompig on a subway diet?
DARE to call me Gerald
Where is Miss Piggy,the last I saw she was in a CNC’s,with the butcher,the baker and candlestick maker
Dompig reporting for duty!
It is the heart warming story of a super meteoric rise through the ranks…. With the most qualified resume submitted, the Aruban politzie immediately hired Fonzi Bear, gave him personal transportation, and, after his first 10 days of honest integrity, demonstrated logic, and pro-active investigative skills that are also clearly far above even long time detectives, promoted him to Supervising Officer of all Aruba detectives.
It works kind of like a Scarecrow… or one of those Speed Limit Violation Radar Display thingies…
In Aruba, this is what they consider
to be a ‘Crime Deterrent!’
It NORMALLY is placed in Crime Hot Zones.
BUT…
Use them a bunch! Dompig blew the entire
ALE yearly budget on these!
They should have enough now for one
on every block. LOL
–J4N–
OJ hired me to find the “Real Killer”.
This is what the true Ale looks like. Or maybe the visual team.
CHIEF DOMPIG DUMB PIG
Due to budget cuts from a lack of tourism the Aruba Visability Team was forced to get rid of the ATV’s and switch to new three wheeled vehicles …
Aruba Beach Patrol … Protect & Serve
In an effort to make Aruba appear more secure for Tourists, today AHATA unveiled their new ‘Security Mascot’. “This breakthrough should bring families and their children back to CRIME Island by providing a friendly, recognizable, and trustworthy face!”, stated Rudy Croes. md
The ALE introduces their newest environmently friendly
alternative POLIS PATROL VEHICLES!
Instead of running on gasoline…
these run on a renewable Aruban resource…
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L I E S.
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When asked how he felt
about such a MONUMENTAL
ACHIEVMENT…
ALE Officer “Special Ed” was quoted as saying:
“Yaaaayyyyyy!”
http://tinyurl.com/8bghe
-J4N-
” I am glad I have this red lunch box hanging on my trike, I filled it with doughnuts for energy, in case I need it to solve a crime! “
All Aruban Law Enforcement to be replaced by these in 2007. This will cut down on the costs without losing any skill, knowledge, and or ability to keep the Island safe.
HELP!!! Monkeys are after me! Someone help me.
:::DIRTY DEEDS, DONE DIRT CHEAP::: (ewwwwww)
Hey Joran, wassupppp esey?
Don’t you know you’re all L-O-C-O! :shocked:
http://tinyurl.com/y2rlvm
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Statement Suspect D.S. KALPOE
We, Clyde Anthony BURKE and Shaniro Baldrik KELLY, respectively sergeant first class and sergeant with the Korps Politie Aruba and both detached to the section Often occurring crimes District 11, declare the following.
On June 13th 2005 at about 10:20 hours, we, the reporting officers, interviewed the suspect D.S. KALPOE, for further information..
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( picked up in mid ALE Report )
DEEPAK:
That is the last time I saw the family members of the missing girl in person. The police officers drove from the Holiday Inn to Joran’s house. The police had dropped us off at Joran’s house. One of the police officers in the car said that he knew Joran, he had been to Joran’s house once,
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because someone had thrown a brick through his window!!!
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“Awwwww…. Now Who Would Do A Thing LIKE THATTTTT???”
–Steve Martin
http://tinyurl.com/y5mcp7
-J4N
-contd-
To your question from whom I bought the car, I can say the following. I bought the car from a man called David GROSS. He works at a company called “Carufa”. I must tell you that when they installed the sound in my car, they used a lot of glue and seal/sealant under the carpet of the car. They had to remove the carpets to pull new cables through the car. You can verify this at “Automotive Enterprises”. The man who installed it is called Osman OSMAN. I don’t know if anyone had an accident/car crash with this car prior to it being sold to me.
-contd-
Freddie asked him why he had left his sport-shoes there. I do not know what Joran had said, but he came up with an excuse as to why he had and they he walked outside. Freddie then said to me in Papiamentu, “Eia hasi hopt coi pendew si di faga e mucha eynan” (loose translation by reporting officer. He has done a stupid thing leaving that girl alone on the beach). I answered Freddie that I told him the same thing. Every time we asked him about the shoes, he did not answer. http://tinyurl.com/yeblbe
contd
Location: Holiday Inn
Subject: Deepak
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During the conversation I had with him I had for one reason or another shot my mouth off and said something about the sporting shoes. The man asked me what I meant by sporting shoes. I then said to him that I was thinking about something unrelated/different. Then I said to him that it was annoying/bothersome, because my mother was waiting for me. The man asked me if I wanted to call my mother. I said to him, yes, but I don’t have any more minutes. The man then asked me for the number. I gave the man Satish’s number. The man punched in the numbers and gave the phone to me. Satish answered the phone.
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I pretended that it was my mother on the line. I told Satish: “Mommy, I am now at the Holiday Inn but I will be home soon”. The reason I gave Satish’s number is because I didn’t want to talk to my mother. I wanted to get away from the Holiday Inn as soon as possible. The reason I wanted to leave is because I knew that the security guard didn’t exist. We were never at the Holiday Inn.
-contd-
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When I was parking my car in the parking lot, Joran’s phone went off. Joran had said Paul. So I knew that it was Joran’s father. Joran answered to phone and signalled me to turn the volume down of the music. That is what I did. I had also put my car into park. Joran talked a short while with his father. I only heard him say: yes, OK, that’s allright. After this Joran closed the phone.
Joran turned to me and said that the police was at his house and that it had been his dad on the phone just now. Joran said that it was about a girl that we went out with last night. Joran looked at me and said: “Shit, that is the same girl we went out with last night”. Then he said at the same time: “what is up with this/wrong with this fucking bitch”.
After that Joran said to me: “Hey, look. If the police asks about it then we will just say we went away with the girl from Carlos & Charlies, that we did a bit of a road-trip, that he kissed and fingered her, that she fell asleep in the car, that we dropped her off at the Holiday Inn, that she had fallen down, that he had helped her up and that she walked off”. I said to Joran that it was OK, it was fine. Joran than said to me, let’s go home. We then drove from the Wyndham Hotel to Joran’s house.
Aruba’s finest.
“I’m going to search the dunes, search the dunes…..one more time search the dunes……”.
Carpe why they all worried about the sporting shoes.
And they got the story straight even before they knew Natalee was missing.
My *ss, yeah Paul called seems like he may have told Joran the story to tell Deep/satishi.
Sleep well at nite boys, I bet not. It may take some time, but just like Arubas crown jewel the Natural bridge..things have a way of crumbling.
I wonder, where do you think Pauless and Joran hid those sporting shoes?
Oh I forgot my caption. don’t you see that rope that is pulling that fella on the trike around, do you think Pauless is pulling that rope?
My caption
Yesiree Pauless I’ll be right there….they found absolutely nothing at your house.
Perfume those pigs….
read http://arubadirtypolice.blogspot.com/
the aruba and the dutch gov’ts screwed up so badly its absolutely pathetic; no one except those owned by the ??? would travel to aruba; forget hollywood and ballywood – they’ve all heard about the slime bag gov’t of aruba
realtruth#34- truth is they didn’t really screw up, it was a methodic coverup. And I agree, Why would you visit this third world dangerous country unless you had a timeshare that you couldn’t get out of or you were on a high school graduation group looking to celebrate your rite of passage..
The poor timeshare folks are locked in, I’ll bet the farm that no more ‘field trips’ to Aruba will be on the American HS agenda.
The Joran VanDerSloots of Aruba won’t rape and murder any more young American girls because of Natalee, that will be her legacy.
The VanderSloot name will alwayw forever be linked to Natalee Holloway. No matter where they go, no matter what they do, VanDerSlooot = Natalee Holloway.
JORAN ANGRY of the
“Ballin’ Boys”
(THE ARUBAN-DUTCH KIDNAPPING MURDERING RAPIST of
Natalee Ann Holloway – IMHO )
Wants to say ‘Hello Fren!’
Be sure to send him a warm holiday greeting.
JORAN-ANGRY @ MY SPACE
http://tinyurl.com/yyt7t5
-J4N
http://tinyurl.com/y5mcp7
Hey Dilbert,
Why are you so ANGRY, huh?
CHICAGO VIDEOS
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Chicago – ARUBAY Vid Link
http://tinyurl.com/yysaq6
Justice 4 Natalee Holloway!
WHAT DO SIMIAN SAY?
SIMIAN SAY “BOOMP TITTY BOOMP… TITTY BOOMP BOBBAAAAAA BOOMP!”
http://tinyurl.com/ydd445
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Simian Says: June 24th, 2005 at 5:51 pm
Remember when they were pumping the pond by the Marriott? That is what they need to do in Montaà ±a Noord.
Simian Says: June 24th, 2005 at 5:55 pm
The confrontation is going down. “You made me lie.” “You conspired against me.” “Coward.”
Simian Says: June 24th, 2005 at 5:57 pm
The waters are low. The street are full. The night of Saint John. The fires will burn all around on the island. The smoke will clear tomorrow morning.
I’m leaving…
Simian Says: June 24th, 2005 at 6:00 pm
born 2 be wild: The Simian use a Mac.
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http://tinyurl.com/ybh4X7
http://tinyurl.com/y9v8wv
Justice 4 Natalee
Simian Says: June 26th, 2005 at 4:04 pm
The wire has been shaken. The bird has left.
Simian Says: June 26th, 2005 at 4:10 pm
The system is built so that innocent are always protected. One shred of doubt is enough to thrown a case out.
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I agree, Simian… all but except for one small line change.
The Dutch-Aruban legal system SEEMS TO BE PROTECTING THE GUILTY in Nat’s case.
GULITY PIECES OF $HIT like Joran Van der Rape, and his sniveling, sycophantic, hyper-perspiring, rapist/killer
of a father.
This way it saves them so they will be free to lie, rape, terrorize, harrass, and kill for as long as possible? – A VAN DER SLOOT LONGSTANDING FAMILY TRADITION?
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All of us that have studied this case so much have a piece
of the pie. The pie being the full and complete record
of what went down that night, and the crimes enacted
on Natalee.
I have never been more sure of MD’s piece then after reading
the Simian/Shango logs over again with fresh ‘brain.’
Paulus was absolutely a huge part in this! IMHO
“The lack of evidence in this case, IS THE EVIDENCE.”
– Deetch ADP BLOG.
Back track and trace each piece of evidence that was found.
Where is each item now? Simian says some was shipped off
to the Hague. Mr. De Vries… can you find out if this
is true? There were numerous items discovered and
turned over to ALE. One that was most highly noticeble
by Art Wood, a retired SS agent. (belt)
ARUBA, we can only tell the EMPEROR his clothes
are nice so many times… Until we have to breakdown
with the TRUTH… & let him know his big fat
ass is hangin’ out, & he could do with a few
sit-ups!!!
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Possibly the reason that this cover up has worked
so well, is because only 2 people know PRECISELY
what happened – and they are blood- (Paulus and Joran)
The rest cover for them
because they honestly believe
the fake story that P&J
fed them… Natalee’s
death was an accident?
It was no accident.
Thought for the day:
19 BAGS OF CEMENT DOES NOT A ‘CISTERN’ MAKE!
http://tinyurl.com/yc9obf
-J4N
Simian Says: June 24th, 2005 at 2:37 pm
It’s horrible. He is a sociopath.
Simian Says: June 24th, 2005 at 2:44 pm
Killing his own dogs. Dumping them is the reservoir. Harrassing his schoolmates.
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my comments:
Note- Plural
DOGS
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Simian Says: June 24th, 2005 at 2:50 pm
This is bad. Really bad…He has a history of making himself be something he is not.
Simian Says: June 24th, 2005 at 3:05 pm
Dutch the west coast is busy…however, that road between the bushes is very hidden. Have taken girls there myself, but in cars. If you are on foot it would be so easy to hide in the mangroves. The fishermen’s huts. There are no streetlights there.
How come the “Black Team” was not aware is beyond me. They are all over in that area. At least they used to be.
Simian Says: June 24th, 2005 at 3:12 pm
The Black Team is a special force in Aruba that patrols amongst others beaches. Fully armed to the teeth, in black, with black hoods, with black SUV’s and ATV’s.
A HORSE OF A DIFFERENT COLOR… B-L-A-C-K
Deepak ALE Statement snip it 5/31/2005
He says he pulls his car up to drop NH @ Holiday Inn.
Which the world knows now is a pile of bull-tish.
He gives way too many details that really do not
matter. For Instance “I pulled up to the ‘second column.’
at the Holiday Inn.
Another of his statements, he provides stupid details
like “I was driving between xxx & xxx miles per hour.”
In his 5/31/2005 statement he says they drop her
off at HI, and a security guard helped her the
rest of the way in. HI Security people
dress in blue and white – trouser/shirt
respectively
BUT… He gives a description
that sounds exactly
like what ARUBA ATV BLACK
TEAM MEMBERS wear?
-J4N
GERALD DOMMUPPET RIDES AGAIN !