Isn’t This Convenient, Pot Users Rely on Home Delivery


So Pot is not just “Home Grown”, but now home delivered as well? There’s nothing likeLeaf convenience. Whatever happened to those hardy New Yorker’s who prided themselves on the “art of the deal” scoring their dime bag in Columbus Park? So what’s next, 7–11 going to home deliver bags of Doritos as a supplemental service to this? Or maybe with the holiday season upon us, they will gift wrap the pot for the perfect stoner Christmas and Hanukkah gift? Woops, guess I should not have joked, it already exists.

Within a couple of hours, a well-groomed delivery man – sometimes a moonlighting actor or chef – arrives at the doorstep of his Manhattan apartment carrying weed neatly packaged in small plastic containers.


The phenomenon isn’t new. It has long been the case around the country that those with enough money and the right connections could get cocaine or other drugs discreetly delivered to their homes and places of business.

But experts say home delivery has been growing in popularity, thanks to a shrewder, corporate style of dealing designed to put customers at ease and avoid the messy turf wars associated with other drugs. (AP)


Posted November 6, 2006 by
Bizarre, Fun | 17 comments

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    17 Responses to “Isn’t This Convenient, Pot Users Rely on Home Delivery”

    1. joe bear on November 6th, 2006 4:07 pm

      where is columbus park?here you just pick it.Hahaha just kidding.I think Clumbus park is NYC,Joe

    2. dutchhog on November 6th, 2006 4:10 pm

      DOES ANYBODY KNOW A NUMBER I CAN CALL!!LMAO!!i never know what to give people for christmas!THANKS!for the tip!…very smart bytheway getting drugdealers to come to your house!even in holland we’re not that stupid!they have it here to, offcouse! i just don’t know anybody stupid enough to use them!just legalise the crap!so i can open a cofeeshop or two in manhatan!how about some names? i’am thinking “starweeds”or “weedbucks”

    3. dennisintn on November 6th, 2006 4:44 pm

      on aruba, the h.i. has a resident dealer. can’t beat that for service.

    4. joe bear on November 6th, 2006 5:11 pm

      Joe will sue dutchog for copywright infringement.

    5. Sarah on November 6th, 2006 5:46 pm

      I’d like to see what you would do if you got cancer and had to suffer terribly. Would you force yourself to endure pain, discomfort, and lack of food because you thought an herb was “evil”?

      I bet your dumb ass anything you would be siging up in a second for herbal therapy.

    6. Scared Monkeys on November 6th, 2006 6:43 pm

      Joe bear …

      Yes Columbus Park is in NYC. It used to be famous or infamous as the case may been for “deals”. ;)


    7. Patti on November 6th, 2006 7:12 pm

      Thaaaaaaaat’s Cool. I think you ought to call it:

      “xstacy’s” because soon you will find that it is
      more profitable to “illegaly” sell X on the side.

      Dutch hog: if only I knew the real you….

    8. yoyo muffintop on November 6th, 2006 8:20 pm


      friday night’s all you can eat riblets will be very popular. curb side service as well.

    9. Jon on November 6th, 2006 10:38 pm

      Ok I’m at 3043 N. Staton Street
      New York, New York. Be here by 8AM OK

    10. dutchhog on November 6th, 2006 11:28 pm

      now you see PATTI,you can’t do that!why?,ask me why!when somebody owns a coffeeshop and is cought selling drugs!(mary-jane is no drugs in holland!)and they DO SEND people to try!,buying harddrugs i mean!they will get arrested they will lose everything!the coffeshop their house and their car and what ever money they can find!LOL!it’s called the PLUK ZE!law,it means as much as “pluck them”you know, what you do to a chicken before you cook it!i go to these auctions once and a while to buy motorcycles, you should see the ferrari’s,porkers and merckers for sale!LOL!with the big yellow sticker “pluk ze” on it!LOL!legalise it!!and let’s see how soon the american youth loses interest in the shit!!(you know when it’s leagle it ain’t cool!)it are the street dealers who sell harddrugs on the side(well…on the side?)before i open these coffeeshops i’ll give you a haller when to buy stock in potatochips and fastfood crap!!LOL!

    11. dutchhog on November 6th, 2006 11:36 pm

      byzeway?i thought it was already leagle in the U.S.for cancer and glaucoma patients?SARAH?

    12. nychic on November 6th, 2006 11:44 pm

      They even hand out business cards in the elevators
      to “potential clients” and of course “take care”
      of certain doormen !

      If you see a bicycle delivery person who is
      not delivering chinese food – there is a pretty
      good chance there is something else in that
      over-sized backpack !

      Not only can the stoners have their “stuff” delivered
      they can order up McDonald’s and Krispy Kremes and
      have those delivered right to the front door as well !

    13. Patti on November 7th, 2006 3:20 am

      I know, I know, I know……..

      Call it “Gateway”….. Get it?? Gateway Drug !?!?!?!

      I wish I were in Amsterdam, what’s the weather like
      there? Is it like Seattle, wet??? I like October and
      November rain…. but I love December and January snow.

    14. joe bear on November 7th, 2006 9:50 am

      My monkey read this last night and pointed out that he will be in NYC in March.I pointed out that I can’t post bail.It is amazing.What happened to the good old days of paranoia and sleezy dealers.I am glad it is raining today,to get the mud off.Joe

    15. dutchhog on November 8th, 2006 3:40 pm

      as a non believer of the “stepping stone” theory!but mabey that’s just in holland ,we get educated about drugs differantly than in the U.S.i saw an educational film once that was closer to a comedy than anything,i was on the floor laughing.(those from the 50′s must be even funny to americans)which only proves that there is even a bigger need to separate soft from hard drugs!as far as i know in america you buy weed and hash from the same dealer who sells harddrugs,so the “gateway” to lets say “hmm i think i’ll try some coke today” that gateway is much smaller when the two are seperated.PATTI.the weather here sucks!you can have it! and when it snows here all you got is that muddy black sluge!you must live someplace warm!it’s not like seattle,doesn’t it rain there like 300 days a year?we got it a little better than that!i think i go to sicilli to ride this winter out!wanna come with!LOL!

    16. Jackie on November 9th, 2006 11:41 pm

      MJ needs to be legal anyway, stop turning smokers into criminals. It’s not such a big deal in other countries and for good reason. Legalize not criminalize!

    17. Patti on November 10th, 2006 2:33 am


      I’d love to. But you gotta promice me something….
      You’re not a boogeyman, are you???

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