Now We have the “Anti” Father of the Year … Alfredo Martinez uses 7 Year old Son as Designated Driver


The sad part is, truth is stranger than fiction. First we reported about a  loving, caring mother who killed her baby with cocaine. Not to be out-done, Alfredo Martinez, 37, used his 7 year old son as a designated driver.

Alfredo Martinez

As reported at The Smoking Gun, “Martinez directed the boy to drive him home because he was too drunk to do it himself.”

While the Nevada man should be saluted for knowing that he was too drunk to get behind the wheel last night, he probably should not have tabbed his seven-year-old son as his designated driver. Martinez, 37, was arrested after Reno cops spotted his car weaving across lanes and stopping suddenly.

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  • Comments

    10 Responses to “Now We have the “Anti” Father of the Year … Alfredo Martinez uses 7 Year old Son as Designated Driver”

    1. tabitha on October 31st, 2006 4:36 pm

      Some people are ridiculous and should not be allowed to have children.

    2. Freebrid on October 31st, 2006 5:20 pm

      He must be kin to the Van der sloots, that seems to be the family plan, teach while their young (step 1. lie 2.drink
      3.gamble out the pray 5.learn to plan the capture to make the kill and get away with it 7. how to lie their way out and make it seem they are the victim 8. how collect money for crime well done!) This man is a gooden!

    3. Patti on October 31st, 2006 5:36 pm

      I agree, look at that look on his face~~~~~~~~~

      He’s WAAAAAAAY far gone. In a way, I’m glad he
      didn’t drive himself as maybe he would have
      killed somebody!!!!!!!

      Thank God, he had the sense to do at least THAT

      I’m from San Francisco, where do I find someone
      just like him to bring home to show Daddy??????
      He’s just our type, young, wild and free. Does
      he own a motorcycle??????

      Happy Halloween!!!!!!!

    4. Maggie on October 31st, 2006 6:27 pm

      It should be a rule, if you are no smarter than a child, you shouldn’t have any.

    5. dutchhog on October 31st, 2006 10:33 pm

      LOL!!i can do better than that!!my brother crashed my fathers car when he was 3!!well….?..he took the parkingbrake of and rolled into the street!!going broommm broommm sitting behind the wheel!!!LOL!!

    6. Mortella on November 1st, 2006 1:00 am

      Of course the chance for accidents makes this a grim story but I do actually know a lady who said her father did something similar when she was about twelve years old.

      This may be more common than first thought! And yes it is serious not only child abuse but endangerment of the lives of others. In the case of my friend, there was less danger to others as they lived in a remote area but it is never right to place life and death responsibility on children. There is a reason they must be at least sixteen to drive and a good one.

      Too bad being a parent doesn’t require a license as I think this guy and others like him couldn’t pass the test!

    7. Carpe Noctem on November 1st, 2006 4:51 am

      Yep, just look at him…

      He’s currently working on that next big plan
      to fight the evils of Global Warming.

      Al Gore will be gettin a call from this
      ‘atom splitter’ next week.

      What a Dillweed!

    8. Carpe Noctem on November 3rd, 2006 7:29 pm

      This Bud IS for you, PALLLL!

    9. Manuel Campos on December 23rd, 2014 4:09 pm

      Yall dont know the truth why are yall talking because yes he was had drank but thats not why I drove its for a diferent thing yall should shut up????????
      SM: No, I think we will keep talking, thank you.

    10. Menny on September 14th, 2016 4:09 pm

      Its funny how people read an article posted by the media and yall believe everything it said but people dont know the truth yet they are still judging….. Btw some of yall arnt better parents then him js.

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