Hey Keith Olbermann, I would Rather be a Monkey than a Horse’s Ass


It absolutely amazes me how this clown manages to maintain the cuts at MSNBC. Keith Keith Olbermann cartoonOlbermann who has annoyed sports fans in the past when he was at ESPN, now does it on a nightly basis on MSNBC. Although it becomes obvious he does it strictly for ratings.

However, this time Olbermann jumps into the Chris Wallance/Fox News interview of Former President Bill Clinton like the usual apologist propagandist that he is. Keith, you would dare use the word, “the truth” and Clinton in the same sentence? You would dare question Chris Wallace’s credentials as you look in the mirror … you ridiculous clown.

Among the many inept, pathetic, and over the top comments that Olbermann made after he had received his “Friend of Bill” talking points, Keith “I have to pretend that I am relevant” Olbermann stated the following:

 Olbermann calls Chris Wallace a “monkey posing as a newscaster”


(Click on the horses ass to watch the video)

In the long run Keith, I would rather be a monkey … than a Horse’s Ass. From Olbermann, “the nations freedoms are under assault by an administrations who’s policies can do as much damage as Al qaeda.” You have got to be kidding me Mr. Olbermann. You seem tp be a Monkey too Keith, just not a “Scared” one.


My real question is why would the media not have stood up for themselves for the past 5 years against this administration as Olbermann whines? That would make you gut-less Keith, now wouldn’t it? What a media guy you are. A gut-less one. You talk of propagandist. If the shoe fits wear it. Who is it that feels the need to reinvent Bill Clinton’s legacy. It is absolutely humorous to watch those in the liberal media lose their minds in an effort to reinvent history. You are a hack. Fortunately, no one watches you.

Others covering the story:

Inside Cable, Olbermann crosses the Line

Hot Air, There’s nothing so pathetic, or entertaining, as someone stupid trying to sound smart; the fact that it’s happening on national TV every night makes it almost too good to be true.

Michelle Malkin, Fox News Derangement Syndrome … And then there was that execrable MSNBC pig daring to call Chris Wallace a “monkey.”

Bile, Snark, and Sneer … And then there’s THIS a$$hole…

Posted September 26, 2006 by
Media, Politics | 28 comments

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    28 Responses to “Hey Keith Olbermann, I would Rather be a Monkey than a Horse’s Ass”

    1. dihannah1 on September 26th, 2006 10:01 pm

      He is such a joke. I can’t believe he attacks O’Reilly like he does. How in God’s name does he think he even compares. He tries to be funny, but he’s an idiot, he IS the joke!

    2. dennisintn on September 26th, 2006 10:17 pm

      comedy relief, maybe? a model for “do NOT do this? target?
      the whole durn network, is going to the pits. i’d almost be relieved to see him replaced by another dumbass prison story.

    3. Bill Myers on September 26th, 2006 10:46 pm

      Yup, It’s truly amazing how many bleeding heart liberals and Democrats are trying to clean up the mess Clinton made Sunday. Did you see the Daily Show on Comedy Central Last Night? They tried to play it off as if Clinton had some really interesting insights and epiphanies during that interview, but it was ‘somehow’ overshadowed by his outburst. What a Crock!


    4. roy on September 26th, 2006 11:50 pm

      Chris Wallace did make a fool of himself.

    5. Scared Monkeys on September 27th, 2006 12:11 am

      Chris Wallace did, Roy? Hardly.

      The red and purpled face ex-Prez did. How stately and Presidential he appeared. Clinton best never wag his finger in public ever again. Gee, what does that conjure up to all?

      Chris Wallace asked a legitimate question. Just because it was not a typical MSM liberal softball question.

      Funny how that terrorism question strikes a nerve with Clinton. If anyone thinks he was acting tough to show that he was tough on terror, I have a bridge to sell you. That’s why after the interview he chewed his staff out.

      Funny how he cant spin anything like when he was in The White House. Exactly when do we think that Bin Laden formulated this plan and pre-tested it?

      For Clinton its all about trying to manipulate a legacy. Let’s not let any common sense facts get it the way.

    6. Scared Monkeys on September 27th, 2006 12:13 am

      Keith Olbermann is a lacky for the Clinton’s … funny he should mention propagandist.

      What’s the matter Keith, you just upset that the other side is able to get info out there that has 100 x’s the viewers than your pathetic show?

    7. Maggie on September 27th, 2006 12:18 am

      I agree #6 .. 100%

    8. Bile, Snark, and Sneer on September 27th, 2006 12:59 am

      Thank you for the link. We have added your blog to our list of “Greatest Blogs.”

      Love the picture of Keith. Careful, tho- you don’t want to get sued by the horse for defamation.

      Best regards,

      Bile, Snark, and Sneer

    9. Syntax on September 27th, 2006 2:48 am

      Hey guys, thanks for posting links to Obermann’s comment. I never realized he would be so popular. He must be to get all you guys to watch him huh? You even provided links for him and all other stories relating to this obviously popular guy. I had no idea he was so popular until you all brought my attention to his comments so thanks guys. It sounds like you may not seem to like him a whole heck of a lot but then, you all are showering him with so much attention and links…are you “in the closet” for him maybe?

      And Chris Wallace is a tool!!! He looked like a tool! He got played like a tool! He lost control of the whole interview like a tool! The look on Wallace’s face when Clinton said “no” to changing the subject to the CGI was worth a million dollars and change! Little weasel was denied his pathetic attempt to get out. This was great TV and to think it was on Fox makes it the damndest funniest freakin thing I’ve seen in years. What a bunch {{edit the rest as Syntax cannot actually formulate a thought without the use of profanity}}


      SM: Hardly … Freedom of speech is a great thing … it is also a double edge sword. It shows just what a bunch of idiots some people are. If this is what MSNBC wants for ratings … they will soon find themsleves even more irrelevant.

      The US also go to see what most people only see off camera … that ex-Prez Clinton is a nut with a temper. Hardly the calm, calculating, smooth talker. For 8 years he had the benefit of those in the media making excuses for him, like Olbermann.

      He hardly came of as “Stately” or Presidential. The left has the adacity to call GWB a bully? No one has the right to be poking at anyone during an interview. What’s the matter Bill, can’t take a difficult but direct question?

      You tried though, but you failed … Maybe that should be Clinton’s Legacy?


    10. boywonder on September 27th, 2006 8:42 am

      I hope this backfires on all the Fauxites!! The American people are alot smarter than you give them credit for. But Thanks Faux News for reminding us how IMPORTANT monica lewinsky was to your impeachment procedings and how the GOP felt a blow job was more important than OBL. It almost makes you wonder…if the GOP arent set on destroying America with the help of a few terrorists….and whats the deal with the GOP being sooooo afraid of Hilliary? LOL makes yall sound like a bunch of school yard bullies……

    11. Miss-Underestimated on September 27th, 2006 8:59 am

      You all can say what you want

      You cannot rewrite history, it is what it is.
      The embassys, the Cole, Blackhawk down, Monica, Paula, Whitewater, Vince Foster, white house for rent, etc, etc, etc,. History speaks for itself, and as much as you try to rewrite it, it won’t happen.

      Just a question why did alot of Clintons buddies bailed out on him How many asked him questions and Slick Willy lied to them too?

      A smart Dem stated that the Dems put Bush in office because they knew the in-efficiencies in Clintons reaction to terrorism will be tested, and they knew that Bush was the better suitor to deal with terrorism.

      You can try, but you cannot rewrite history. It is what it is.

    12. Doc Rock on September 27th, 2006 9:19 am

      Keith is the GREATEST!!!! Everybody knows O’Reilly and FOX are GOP TV. I never take FOX or O’Reilly seriously. Keith RULES!!!!


      SM: You obviously have a pretty low bar as to what you deem as great. You may want to further that education.

      Keith is a fool with no ratings. Glenn Beck has been on air for less than 3 months and is already ahead on Olberfool in the ratings. He wore out his welcome at ESPN, he will do the same at MSNBC. Don’t be too surprised if he goes the way of the Do-Do Bird.

      Olbermann offers nothing, but constant whining and complaining. You do not take Fox seriously, but you take this clown seriously? Son … you have a problem.


    13. Freebrid on September 27th, 2006 12:05 pm

      This Olbermann person is a dumass! I watched only about 30 seconds of his comments and I cut it off! He is a lackey for clinton! I did not like Slick willie when he was in office and I don’t like him now! He shamed our country having an affair in OUR white house!! I don’t care what anybody said he had sex no matter what you call it, it was a sex act!!! And Hill she must be a big dumass, if my husband done something like that to me, well he would not have seen tomorrow!!! But to them its all about personal gain and MONEY!!!!! Who cares about what other countrys and people think of us!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    14. Miss-Underestimated on September 27th, 2006 12:28 pm

      ” I am not a stand-by my man woman”

    15. punkingale on September 27th, 2006 2:17 pm

      You can’t argue that everything Keith said is true. I love his special comments because he tells it like it is. Somebody needs to attack O’Reilly. He certainly attacks people. If anybody doesn’t want to waste their time on his stupid show, he calls them a coward.

    16. d on September 27th, 2006 4:02 pm

      This is crap. Anybody can read what Richard Clarke wrote. Condi, GWB and anybody in the administration can spin it all they want. There was a comprehensive plan to deal with Al Qeida. The Bush administration chose not to pursue OBL. Plain and simple. Deal with it anyway you want. That’s the facts. The American public will speak in Nov.

    17. punkingale on September 27th, 2006 4:04 pm

      I think some on here have missed the whole point. It wasn’t the question asked of Bill Clinton, which he did answer with passion and a list of things he had done to catch Bin Laden. It was the fact that no one would ask that question of Bush because he couldn’t answer it. Neither Bush nor Rice stated one thing they had done between January and September to catch him. Wonder why?? According the the 911 Commission Report, it’s because they did NOTHING.

    18. d on September 27th, 2006 4:29 pm

      Exactly Punkingale. The neo-con media will not ask Bush any pressing questions because they’re afraid their bosses will cut them loose. It’s a shame that Bush has struck fear into the press like he has. He’s one of the most incompetent leaders the U.S. has ever had.

      I was speaking with a good friend that lives in London. He told me the the British and most of Europe see the U.S. and Bush in particular, as a modern day Hitler and Germany. It really is a shame that his lack of diplomacy has caused us to be hated by so many countries.

    19. Carpe Noctem on September 27th, 2006 4:32 pm


      It’s a li’l fuzzy. Never seen the dope in the
      suit and glasses before. (pic upper right)

      The cluster putz (pic front and center)

      Now that’s that bonehead

      …he could use a haircut, and his
      breath is still the same.

    20. punkingale on September 27th, 2006 5:38 pm

      Everybody’s so willing to “drop” the name Monica Lewinsky, but I bet they won’t research these:Margie Schoedinger, Tammy Phillips and Jeff Gannon/JamesGurkett!!!!

      Clinton lied – no one died

      Bush lied – still counting


      SM: Oh really? There are some Branch Dividians who may argue with you and some people at Ruby Ridge.

    21. punkingale on September 27th, 2006 5:41 pm

      d. You’re wrong. He’s not one of the most. He IS the most.
      Foreign leaders come here and speak better English!!!

    22. Scared Monkeys on September 27th, 2006 10:07 pm

      You can’t argue that everything Keith said is true. I love his special comments because he tells it like it is. Somebody needs to attack O’Reilly. He certainly attacks people. If anybody doesn’t want to waste their time on his stupid show, he calls them a coward.

      Comment by punkingale
      Foreign leaders come here and speak better English!!!

      Comment by punkingale

      There are “Moonbats amoung us”

      So if GWB is so stupid how is he responsible for the manipulation of the gas prices just in time for the 2006 elections as the LEFT believes?

      Cant have it both ways.

    23. Ramlady on September 28th, 2006 11:20 am

      Good one SM. One minute Bush is a bumbling incoherent idiot, and the next minute he is a clever, scheming manipulator who is rigging oil prices to help his rich friends. The left seems to want to have it both ways. Notice how nasty they get when they start getting worried around election time?

    24. Freebrid on September 28th, 2006 12:09 pm

      It’s a shame that the American people don’t support the president of their country. The people voted him in so deal with it! He does things that I don’t like to but if other countries see that the people of this country turn on their leader then they will think we are weak and that would be the prefect time to have us another 9/11!! Remember they came over here and attacked us!! Everyone is always looking for someone to take the fall, I think it should not fall on just one person. Take alook around people killing people everyday no one to blame but ourselves for letting our country get to this point!! What happened to freedom of speech, now if you speak you have to worry about did I hurt someones feelings and are that going to sue me!!!!!!!!!! Shame, Shame, on us as a country!!

    25. punkingale on September 29th, 2006 12:34 pm

      You’ll have to ask Cheney, Halliburton & Exxon/Mobil how they do it.

    26. punkingale on September 30th, 2006 9:12 am

      SM: I can’t find any connection between President Clinton lying about a blow job and people dying in Waco & Ruby Ridge.

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