Natalee Holloway Investigation: Satish Kalpoe June 30, 2005 Statement


Satish Kalpoe’s June 30, 2005 Statement

If it was so dark in the car, it would have been too dark on the beach and Satish claims they did not go back to Joran’s house, then how could Joran Van der Sloot have described Natalee Holloway’s panties in such detail? Also, why was Natural Bridge mentioned? What happened there? What was found there?


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Dutch doc 1     Ducth doc 2     Ducth doc 3

Ducth doc 4     Dutch doc 5

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  • Comments

    52 Responses to “Natalee Holloway Investigation: Satish Kalpoe June 30, 2005 Statement”

    1. Miss-Underestimated on September 25th, 2006 11:00 am

      Well looks like Satish might be the weakest link.

      It seems that Natalee was raped in the car.
      The natural bridge: Statement on June 30, 2005
      Bridge collapses in September 2005

      Could it be that is where they buried Natalee and effed with the structure? Did anyone ever look into that. Prolly not

    2. Minnesota Dad on September 25th, 2006 11:00 am

      “I have lied at the request of Joran and Deepak….”

      ….hmmmmmm. Perhaps Paulus was the one directing the lies to Joran & Deepak and Satish got caught up in it.

      Paulus is your perp. J & D are accomplices who participated in the kidnap, rape, and heavy battery.

      So how goes it Dutch Investigators? Seems to be pretty quiet down there in Aruba…or is it the Netherlands Antilles???? I am so confused.

      I assume that you are reading this board. What steps have you taken to have Paulus’ faux judgements VOIDED so that you can ultimately solve this case??? We hear nothing about what you are doing. Perhaps you should take step one and bring Paulus into this case, search his home…which, by now has been vacuumed, bleached, and lysoled daily for the last 400+ days.

      Perhaps you should track down the belt…which has disappeared, or the bloody mattress….which has disappeared, or the clothing that washed up on the beach…which has disappeared, or maybe the human bones…which has disappeared, or the blood evidence taken from Deepak’s car…which mysteriously changed into cleaning fluid and chocolate while in your hands.

      VOID THE JUDGEMENTS MADE TO PROTECT AND INSULATE PAULUS VAN DER SLOOT. Anything short of this and you are just going through the motions. Another big lie. md

    3. Miss-Underestimated on September 25th, 2006 11:18 am

      How would Paulus know Natalee was a corpse?

    4. Carpe Noctem on September 25th, 2006 11:26 am

      Aruba – Day 483 of Natalee “gettin’ just kinda DISAPPEARED)

      We are sick of your… ( what is that scientific
      word I am looking for? ) oh yes!

      doo-doo ;)

      Aruba stop effin with the Holloway/Twittys and get
      the flaming booty loads that did this to Natalee!

      Justice for Nat

    5. Mortella on September 25th, 2006 11:39 am

      Because he has seen the evidence and we haven’t–OOPS! No, that was van der Straaten, wasn’t it?

      They all know but we know that they know. Yes, Paulus saying that far too soon to just assume there was a corpse is just too telling.

      And all the false exculpatory statements–aren’t those usually taken as at least circumstantial evidence? Why lie if they did nothing? Why discuss corpses when Natalee has only been missing a couple of days? Why are these people walking around free as birds?

      Again, we know and now they know we know. Bet they never counted on all this when in their planning sessions.

    6. Mike on September 25th, 2006 11:43 am

      I think that if you take the three little shits and seperate them, keep Paulus away from them, and grill them like you mean it, no one, but all three are going to turn on each other and the truth will come out. As for Paulus, void all previous statements and judgments involving him, and go after him the same way. He will be a little harder than the kids, but then the kids may hook him up with out Paulus saying a word. I wonder how much they are sweating it out now? As for the Dutch investigation, they arent saying much for one of two reasons…….1)They are putting it all together,telling no one,and preparing to throw everyone under the bus at the same time, or ……2) They are working to make sure that it is completely covered up and readying someone totally different to take the hit. Guess we will have to wait and see, but lets all hope and pray its #1. Justice for Natalee is coming!!!

    7. Minnesota Dad on September 25th, 2006 11:47 am

      MU # 3…..

      Paulus would know because he was intimately involved in the rape and murder or Natalee Holloway.

      It would have been bad PR to have a senior justice official called out for his terrible acts against an American Tourist.

      Aruba…or the Netherlands Antilles…or whatever they are branding themselves as these days….dusted off the traditional cover-up playbook. The problem…as Dan Rather has found out…is that we live in the era of the Internet and blogs. Politicians and government officials get called out quickly and exposed for their misconduct. It doesn’t go away like it did in the past.

      Your lies get exposed quickly and your misdeeds are permanently recorded.

      So, Aruba/Netherlands Antilles….will you go on forever decimating your tourism….or, will you actually aid the Dutch Investigators in putting Paulus Van Der Sloot behind bars????? md

    8. Miss-Underestimated on September 25th, 2006 12:00 pm

      Well lets see how the Dutch handle this. What are the legal ramifications if a judical person is involved in covering a crime, maybe like drugging,rape, and murder?

      Why was Paulus in such a hurry not to be name a suspect?
      Why flee to Holland? Why, Why, Why?


    9. Carpe Noctem on September 25th, 2006 12:11 pm

      Troll Be Gone 9000

      available at your local Spizco
      and fine stores everywhere!


    10. Carpe Noctem on September 25th, 2006 12:22 pm
    11. nychic on September 25th, 2006 12:38 pm

      Here is a before/after pic of the natural bridge:

      it is no longer a bridge -
      just a “natural disaster”

    12. Carpe Noctem on September 25th, 2006 12:48 pm

      ARUBAY CH-24

      Color inversion set to on

      Rotated slightly for better viewing


      view: 2 Heads, a pair of legs
      and 2 feet. You can see toes
      and everything.

      Time count: 2 min 43 secs

      Justice 4 Natalee
      Aruba, the gig is up.

    13. Carpe Noctem on September 25th, 2006 12:53 pm

      nychic says:

      Here is a before/after pic of the natural bridge:

      it is no longer a bridge -
      just a “natural disaster”


      You know what caused that to collapse don’t you?

      Dennis Jacobs was investigating the Holloway case,
      when somebody yelled all u can
      eat buffet at THE RIB HUT!

      That was all she wrote.

      Boom Bobba! Boom Bobba! BOOM!!!


      hiya nychic, glad you are safe and back home.


    14. Miss-Underestimated on September 25th, 2006 1:02 pm

      Is Anita still teaching in Aruba?
      I find it interesting that she complained that they took her camera. Now why do you suppose they took her camera?

      Do you think they took her camera on the outside chance that if there was evidence of what happened to Natalee on that camera, they (good buddies) wanted to wash that too?

      I wonder if Anita, got her camera back with the art pictures still on it?

      Hey good buddies whadya do with Natalee Holloway?

    15. nychic on September 25th, 2006 1:14 pm

      carpe -

      what the hell are they eating in Aruba ?
      There is some serious obesity going on !
      Jacobs – Dompig – Anita – Van der Stratten
      Koen – Andre – Joran – Baby VDS is a real porker
      Even Paulus has that beer gut going !
      And I Hear Julia Renfro’s ass has become
      so big – her windsurfing days are over !

    16. Miss-Underestimated on September 25th, 2006 1:18 pm

      So Paulus what lead you to believe Natalee was dead?

      Why would you tell your son and the other two who wear last seen with Natalee Holloway, no body no case?

      Why not ” Well boys when she comes back from the beach, lets just wait and see what she says where she has been”

      Does Paulus have esp? How would you, Paulus, know that Natalee was dead? More so why would an educated man say that to three boy/man?

    17. vicki on September 25th, 2006 1:28 pm

      nychic… you are tofunny
      carpe, keep up the good work. I think someone took these videos as proof that they are innocent and before the 10th.
      Keep going monkeys and keep your faith up.

    18. nychic on September 25th, 2006 1:48 pm

      Could Anita’s pic here be any older:

    19. nychic on September 25th, 2006 2:01 pm

      I almost forgot about “Jerry the Loser”
      The guy who shows up in every party pic
      in Aruba and is a dead ringer for the
      beach molester sketch:

    20. joe bear on September 25th, 2006 2:07 pm

      In vin ,veritas.How appropiate for the vds family.I remember avds saying to Greta,boys will be boys.Her school allows many strange things.Nothing stays buried forever.I want to open a weight watchers in aruba,as their seems to be a market.Joe Remember,Male bovine byproducts,rot with time and the time is now.

    21. Miss-Underestimated on September 25th, 2006 2:20 pm

      Someone may also want sponsor a Liars anonymous meeting. If you charge $3.00 a person week;y and all the liars show up, it may cure Arubas cash flow problems.

    22. whytegirl on September 25th, 2006 3:23 pm


      This is one of my theories…I don’t know if that area has been dug up. If she is not there probably some evidence could be there.

    23. Miss-Underestimated on September 25th, 2006 3:39 pm


      Why would that bridge collapse after all these years?

    24. Miss-Underestimated on September 25th, 2006 3:51 pm

      They ask Satish if he SWUM by the natural bridge months before the collapse. When was the mass exodus from Aruba, when did the self proclaimed pimps and their familys flee?

    25. Sharon Chicago on September 25th, 2006 4:08 pm

      WONDERING…someone mentioned they thought Natalee was raped in the car….must have been on one of Deepaks “pee breaks/stops”…. I can’t imagine having sex while two friends watched from the front seat…unless they were next in line….

      This is so seedy and ruthless and murderous behavior,
      they are all liars and I look forward to the date they are all in prison for life!

    26. Richard on September 25th, 2006 4:17 pm

      Interesting that Satish says Freddy is the one in whom Joran “confides,” whatever that may mean. Can we imagine that the Kalpoes are trying to point the finger in a certain direction?

      Note that he says he thinks Natalee drowned … because Joran left her only one meter from the water. How could he be so positive about that? I thought he never got out of the car, much less went on the beach.

      Or does he mean Natalee “was drowned,” i.e., forcibly?

      Is it plausible that this kid has never been to the Natural Bridge, said to be one of Aruba’s scenic attractions? I mean, hasn’t he lived on Aruba for some time?

      The whole tone of that interview is, to me, of a mentally handicapped person (I don’t mean that to sound insulting or condescending in any way) being asked to recite things. The pace and nature of the language is totally abnormal.

      Great deduction, though … for Joran to have seen Natalee’s panties, he must have taken off her clothing. Would that have happened in the car while Satish was there?
      But in the initial set of lies, when they tried to implicate the security guards, didn’t they say that Natalee never got out of the car?

      Questions, anyone?

    27. KELMAL on September 25th, 2006 6:31 pm

      nychic, That is an OLD picture. She doesn’t look to bad in that one. She also has a Masters Degree.

    28. nychic on September 25th, 2006 7:20 pm

      kelmal -

      here is one that is current -
      it really shows the stress Joran and Paulus have caused her
      (time to get those roots touched up Anita)

    29. KELMAL on September 25th, 2006 7:38 pm

      nychic, Now that’s the Anita I know. Does antone know if she is back teaching ?? What about Beth, is she going back to a teacher’s aide ????

    30. nychic on September 25th, 2006 8:09 pm

      kelmal -

      Beth is working with the International Safe Travels Foundation –

      She is traveling around speaking about watching
      out for creeps like Joran – Deepak & Satish

      check it out:

    31. KELMAL on September 25th, 2006 8:19 pm

      Nychic, So she is NOT going back to being a Teacher’s aide. Thanks for the info !!!!

    32. Kris on September 25th, 2006 8:28 pm

      nychic: Seeing Anita in #18 made me cringe because Joran has so many of her features.

    33. nychic on September 25th, 2006 8:31 pm

      kelmal -

      Beth is on her way to Holland for the Jensen radio
      interview -

      I wonder if she will stop at the Arnhem Business
      School to visit Joran ? Maybe he could show Beth
      around in Holland ? They could have that heart to
      heart discussion that Joran promised a long time ago !

    34. KELMAL on September 25th, 2006 9:06 pm

      nychic, That sounds like a GREAT idea to me !!!!!!!!!

    35. Carpe Noctem on September 25th, 2006 9:25 pm

      YoYo Tockerpayno

      and Kelmal

      Why don’t youze 2 marys go ‘Trip the Light Fan-Douchebag’

      I’m over ya.


    36. KELMAL on September 25th, 2006 9:44 pm

      carpe, LOL Have a great night. I’m going to watch MNF.

    37. nychic on September 25th, 2006 9:47 pm

      #32 Kris -

      I knew she had man-like features:
      check out this Anita comparison:

    38. mayan_moons on September 25th, 2006 10:44 pm

      lol nychic!

    39. dennisintn on September 25th, 2006 11:09 pm

      brother and sister maybe? certainly the same body types.

    40. whytegirl on September 25th, 2006 11:27 pm

      AAh, if only rocks could talk… Miss U, that is all I have to say. I have been following this case for so long, but I have no clue with so many information and misinformation. I believe Natalee needs like a formal memorial or some sort of formal gathering in Alabama (like a vigil), she needs all the prayers still.

      I know Beth is hesitant to do something like this, but perhaps a big effort of Alabamians asking for a “push from above” will help the family, friends and us all.

    41. viet vet on September 26th, 2006 1:07 am

      Kelmal, I am not sure who or what you are but if you check the facts, Beth is not a teachers aide, and has a higher degree than Anita. You must be a supporter of Joran, Anita or Dutch or all of the above. Teacher’s aide,,,what are you a band aid/.

    42. vicki on September 26th, 2006 7:32 am

      viet, that idiot is a disgusting troll. “it” has been on under lots of names. I dont even think “it” has any morals and every time “it”says Beths name I cringe.”it” is EVIL and is for Urine and Aruba.

    43. KELMAL on September 26th, 2006 9:56 am

      viet vet, That’s GREAT. What degree’s does Beth hold ??????I was told Beth was ONLY a teacher’s AIDE.

    44. Miss-Underestimated on September 26th, 2006 10:27 am

      Beth is a speech therapist,

    45. viet vet on September 26th, 2006 11:40 am

      Beth has several degrees. She has a Masters

    46. Joe_Public on September 26th, 2006 12:12 pm

      Beth Holloway Twitty earned her Bachelor’s of Science in Speech Pathology with a minor in Special Education from the University of Arkansas, and received her Masters in Speech Pathology at Arkansas State University. Professionally trained as a speech and language pathologist, Beth has taught special needs children in public schools in Mississippi, Arkansas, and Alabama for 22 years.

    47. Miss-Underestimated on September 26th, 2006 3:06 pm

      Kelmal did you read above…

      Beth gets more done on accident, than you do on purpose Kelmal. LOL

      You may want to contact a speech pathologist after your stop stuttering.

    48. Maggie on September 26th, 2006 3:56 pm

      VietVet, I always enjoy your posts. JohnM always talked down about Beth.

      Watching this video just really shows the kind of person Anita is..and Paulus..scroll down the left side where it says suspects parents talk and watch the video. Anita is laughing about Joran leaving “the girl” on the beach..She don’t even believe her own BS. Let’s hope she teaches the school kids, better than her own. Remember her son is a delicious sporter who don’t drink, or smoke. She also said her husband would march Joran into the police station if he was doing wrong, after Paulus was in the casino with him underage drinking and gambling and the next night gave him permission to go again, along with his VIP pass to CnC’s.

    49. mayan_moons on September 26th, 2006 5:59 pm

      Your right Miss-Underestimated, arubans thought they could pretend to investigate & care about a yound girl gone missing. I’ve been fooled a time or two but i immediately felt in my gut that aruba was playing a waiting game. The game was pretend we’re doing our job & seek justice until the family runs out of money & has to go home.

      I chased those thoughts away at various times to give them the benefit of the doubt. They wanted us to believe them & trust them and i did. For awhile.

    50. dennisintn on September 26th, 2006 7:42 pm

      paulus left off part of that sentence he supposedly told jvds. “i told him to be as cooperative as possible” what he left off was “without telling the truth and incriminating yourself, you can’t be charged for lying.”

    51. KELMAL on September 28th, 2006 6:58 pm

      denny, In the USA you CAN NOT be charged with lying !!!!!!!!

    52. Robbert on September 29th, 2006 9:22 am

      Lets face the facts.. It is true that you can dissapear on Aruba.. The sea can be rough. Joran and his 2 friends drove to the beach.. With all their lies they must know more!
      I hope that in Holland we can solve this case!!

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