Essence de Aruba, What is the Smell?

 

The new Scent taking over the Island of Aruba

(What’s good for the Van der Sloots is terrible for Aruba)

Vanderbilt essence

(Vanderbilt – ‘06)

Aruba does rather well exporting Aloe to the world. Recently, the Island began exporting an odor to the tourist community.

Sales are sluggish at this time, but, hopes are currently hindered by lies and mistruths.

A ‘poster boy’ label complements the mystery-evoking smell.

Potential customers feel that a strong dose of Truth and Contrition would boost the market overnight.



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  • Comments

    One Response to “Essence de Aruba, What is the Smell?”

    1. jfly on April 9th, 2007 5:50 pm

      My Opinions,thoughts and some facts!
      OMG!- is all I could think after a short discussion I had with my mother about jsut soem of what is going on in ARUBA~ who is a native arubian- my family is from aruba and in the early 80′s they moved to the U.S. we have gone back to aruba several times but not in the last 7yrs- we stay updated by reading the local paper(Diario online) I have many family living in aruba aunts,uncles,cousins and an elderly grandmother that lives alone and I FEAR for her SAFETY!!!
      LET ME MAKE SOMETHING CLEAR~
      ARUBA- was a HAPPY ISLAND
      ARUBA- was a SAFE ISLAND
      ARUBA – was a GREAT VACATION SPOT FOR ALL!!!
      until Holland gave Aruba over to the arubian people 15 yrs ago.
      Since then Aruba’s government has become corrupt-and not to mention aruba has let any TOM DICK AND HARRY into Aruba!
      LET ME MAKE THIS CLEAR 99% of arubians are nice, friendly,quite AND peaceful-
      MOST OF THESE ACTS OF HATE, VOILENCE, SEX, DRUGS, PROSTITUTION AND MORE ARE CAUSED BY ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS THAT FLEE TO ARUBA FROM COLOMBIA-VENEZUELA-DOMINICA R.
      GO HOME COLOMBIA
      GO HOME VENEZUELA
      GO HOME D. REPUBLICA
      GO HOMEEEEEEE
      WE WANT OUR COUNTRY BACK!!!!
      how long is Holland going to sit back and watch as they destroy our beautiful home- our beautiful country!!!
      ARUBA IS NOT WHAT IT ONCE WAS! AND SOMEONE NEEDS TO DO SOMETHING AND DO IT FAST!
      WE NEED TO WRITE TO THE QUEEN- AND TELL HER TO HELP US HELP ARUBA- HELP THE PEOPLE GET OUT OF THIS TERRIBLE TERRIBLE SITUATION! ARUBA’S GOVERNMENT IS SO NAIVE- THEY JUST SIT BACK AND LET IT ALL HAPPEN- CANT THEY SEE WHAT THEY ARE DOING?- FOR GODS SAKE WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!!!
      WHERE IS THE MORAL!
      WHAT HAPPENED TO NATALIE HOLLOWAY- HOW COULD THEY NOT FIND HER BODY- HOW COULD THEY LET THAT DUTCH KID OFF SO EASY- WHILE HES OFF TO COLLEGE IN HOLLAND HAVING A GOOD TIME LOOK WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ARUBA-
      THEY ARE LOOSING MONEY- THEY ARE CRYING FOR AMERICANS TO GO SPEND MONEY YET ONCE THEY GET THERE THEY MISTREAT TOURISTSSSSSSSS
      ONCE AGAIN- ITS NOT THE NATIVE ARUBIANS- THAT I CAN SWEAR ON ANYTING- ITS THESE DAMN IMMIGRANTS THAT HAVE BROUGHT THIS ONTO OUR COUNTRY!!!!
      WHAT THE HELL!!!
      FEEL FREE TO COMMENT- SORRY FOR ANY MISPELLED WORDS- VERY UPSET AND TYING FAST!
      HAVE A GOOD DAY!

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