Paris Hilton Near Naked Video Advertisement: Fact or Fiction


ParisHiltonSo Paris Hilton is in a nearly naked bathing suit (warning sound) washing a car and eating a burger. What reasonable thinking person can make the assumption that this is not pure fantasy. The PTC is up in arms, well they are up in arms all the time. But does any one really think:

  • that Paris Hilton will ever wash a car in real life?
  • that Paris Hilton will ever eat a Carl jr Burger in real life?
  • that Paris Hilton will ever have sex with a teenage boy on a car in real life?

Well two out of three ain’t bad.

In real life,

  • Paris Hilton eats food cooked by Wolfgang Puck, not illegal aliens.
  • Paris Hilton has her car cleaned by illegal aliens, not herself.
  • Paris Hilton does have …. not going there.

So, complain about the Paris Hilton advertisement as too racy. I watched the OC’s last episode and to be honest, I never noticed the ad for Carls Jr. The OC girls are much prettier than Paris Hilton.

Maybe this a rehabilitation of her image, being shown near naked on a video not having sex with an older man.

Also, if you do want to see the video of the near naked Paris Hilton, go to the Political Teen, who probably should be carded before he sees this video.

Update: Carls Jr website crashed today for 4 hours as hormoninally challenged young gentleman rushed to the site. It was anotherParis Hilton crash and burn moment.

Posted May 25, 2005 by
Fun, General | 3 comments

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  • Comments

    3 Responses to “Paris Hilton Near Naked Video Advertisement: Fact or Fiction”

    1. Red on May 25th, 2005 3:16 pm

      Would anyone believe that Paris Hilton would ever eat … a burger?

    2. McGehee on May 25th, 2005 4:18 pm

      I much preferred the ad campaign they had a few years back involving Happy Star and an animated — but properly cantankerous — Carl Karcher.

      I don’t think Paris could make “Go for the food” work as a slogan.

    3. misty on June 8th, 2007 4:33 pm

      She should be doing adds for slim jims!!!!

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