This Guy Really Hates Squirrels


My Mom has fought a gallant war against the fluffy tailed rodents, and has lost almost every time. I always felt that squirrels could make much better engineers that most universities put out. I mean, seriously, have you ever seen a bird feeder that could keep a squirrel out.

Well, Mom, this guy has a chip on his shoulder about squirrels as big as yours. I think that you two will get along great.

Squirrel Defamation League

 Welcome to, the official site of the Squirrel Defamation League. Our mission is to rid the world of all squirrels. The only good squirrel is a dead squirrel. We have been in existence since 1997, helping the public with squirrel problems and dispelling myths about these supposed cute and cuddly animals. Squirrels are the most dangerous threat known to man and, if not kept in check, will be the downfall of life as we know it.

Posted May 2, 2005 by
Bizarre, Fun, General | one comment

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    One Response to “This Guy Really Hates Squirrels”

    1. Joe V on May 3rd, 2005 11:47 am


      Kathy keeps a loaded CO2 pistol nearby for the squirrels that get into her bird feeders. We have found a “anti squirrel” bird feeder. Call if you want info

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